Elder Kai walks you through Time Patrol mode basics: using the scouter to find enemies, collecting items, moving between stages with gates, and calling in allies to help. Krillin cracks jokes about classic battles while the Supreme Kai of Time teases Elder Kai's endless talking.
All right, let's go, let's fucking go, let's fucking go!
No matter how much trash there is, it's still trash. Hey, can I get your help? Is this what you want?
Hey, can you even hear us?
Loud and clear. This is me, the secret frog from the past. You have a dark side.
Don't have to, by the way. We're not supposed to talk about this.
Me, Goku, and Piccolo were supposed to work together to defeat that nasty turd, Raditz. It looks like Raditz— What? What are you doing? Now, Piccolo, do it! Special Beam Cannon! Serves you right. What was that?
Where did That was some handy work. Those moves weren't half bad, except for your entrance. Goku and Piccolo would surely have been defeated if you hadn't stepped in. Your job is helping to correct any inconsistencies like this that crop up in the timeline. This time went smoothly, but battles later on in history get intense. So continue with your training, because only the strong can correct history. But since you're training under the greatest Kai in the universe, there shouldn't be much to worry about. As long as you listen to my advice, you'll come into your own eventually.
And yeah, we get it, you really do ramble, old man.
Listen here, Supreme Kai of Time, I'm only about a millennium older than you. That hardly makes me an old man.
What are you saying? Anyone who laid eyes on you would easily call you an old man. Don't even try to compare yourself to an adorable girl like me.
You call yourself adorable? How do you find a hat with a head that big? Ah, that's all from us for the moment. We'll tell you more about the world later on.
Okay then. You've got to be bored half to death after listening to his speeches, am I right? Allow me to walk you out. This way, please.
Hey, wait! You can't just jump ahead like that!
Greetings. Let's do this! Have you said your prayers?
All right, you want to know what it means to be a part of the Time Patrol? Well, listen up! And listen good. Let's start with the basics. Activate that trusty scouter of yours, if you would. See all those items lying around?
Well, pick them up.
That seems to be all of them. Now let's head over to the new stage.
First things first, you'll need to use that gate.
How's it work, you ask? Why, simply lock on and approach it. Bon voyage! Ah, you made it in one piece! I'm a happy Kai. Your scouter can be used to zero in on friends. Take a gander at it, would ya? What in tarnation? He's out for the count! But that's okay, you can help him. Remember, when you're down and out, use assist to provide your friends with backup.
Man, I got my cat cleaned.
I needed that. Hold on, something's headed this way.
Something bad.
Wait, wait, no, I'm sensing something else. Your scouter can reveal hidden enemies. Why not give it a whirl?
Ariel Junior Almonte?
Good job, kid. You really cleaned house. Something else is closing in. Hold on.
Isn't this— Krillin, my man! I see somebody's falling out of shape.
Oh, is that a challenge, boy?
Well, it has been a while since I fought. That doesn't mean I'm holding back.
Talk about good timing! Why don't you jump in there with him too? By the way, Tien, how are things with Lodge?
Don't ask me about her, it's complicated. Let's go, Goku!
Full power! Sounds good to me, Tien. I won't lose this time.
All right, not too shabby.
Why don't you mosey on back my way?
Greetings.
What's that?
