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Three players stream Fortnite Zerobuild live, calling out kills and loot while riffing on John Wick skins and hype chants. Fast, chaotic, profanity-heavy commentary that captures real team coordination and the mess of battle royale.
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Give me 5, give me 10, give me all that you have! Yeah! Bro, this tree's falling. What the fuck?
I'm all the way in the air.
I'm wide awake. Hello everyone, I sound full of energy, you know what I mean?
Energized. Oh yeah, the cat that helped. The cat that helped. I am back, baby! Let's go!
Okay, hold up, wait, bro. I swear to God, my controller just—
give me 5, give me 6, if it's out, I'll wait.
Oh.
Actually.
My word. If I could just find my teammates. Oh, now they just spread out. Ew, skinny stacks! Oh hell no, who is that?
Oh hell no! Oh hell no, who is that?
Shoot, is that— oh, oh yeah, yeah, look at it, look, now I'm back, right, right, right, right. Hold on, can I— let, let me— oh, you didn't want to get show though last time, but Come on, come on, I dare you to come back. Let's go, I dare you to come back. Boing! Yo, watch this, watch this. To infinity and boing! Boing, boing. Hey, uh, all right, let me just go kill another one. There's only 31 people left. Let's go! Come on, let's go, let's go! You got it! Show them what they truly mean!
You got it, you got it! I got you right now.
I think, I think I could probably do that. So whatever, man, I feel so energized. I don't know what sleep I had, but I got you right there.
Oh no, Ray, what I told you about leaving your house like this.
Ah.
I'm afraid that I barely have a minute left to— I thought it— because I am the world's symbol of peace and justice.
Weren't you listening? What this power This shock absorption.
Yeah, what about it? He's going to fight that brain guy head on.
Whoa, there.
No, I can't get near them. He said your corpse was only shock absorption, not—
Oh, that look long as hell. I ain't going all the way over there.
I'll go over here.
Someone's still by— oh, who the hell is that?
Oh, hell!
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Anyways, I'm coming back alive, big guy. I'm coming back alive.
Nah, that's crazy.
Stay alive, stay alive. Damn, damn, please don't die, please don't die, please stay alive. You know what I'm saying? I almost win. I'm almost alive.
All right, shit.
Damn, look at that, look at that, look at that.
I'm back alive.
Yeah, yeah, I got my revenge, you piece of shit!
Yeah, I'm about to get my revenge! Shoot that bitch! Shoot that bitch! Shoot her! Oh, don't worry, I'll get my revenge.
Hopefully, hopefully.
Yes, keep hiding behind the wall. Oh shit, don't die, don't die!
They going to shoot your ass.
Nigga, he's right behind you. Jesus Christ, am I inside the store? Oh, and I just came back alive.
That nigga just jumped me. Okay. Ah yeah, stay alive, stay alive.
Give me 5, give me 4, give me 5. Oh, oh, they shot my dog! They shot my dog!
Oh shit, oh shit, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, come on! I try to get a victory in Fortnite Reload.
Bro, bro, yo, as soon as I land, yo.
As soon as I land, it's getting hectic, it's getting hectic up in this bitch. 14, 23, 22, give me 4, give me 5, come on, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13. Bro, this teammate has been surviving. I think this teammate is going to carry.
There's nothing in there. There's no— there's not—
there's not any loot in there.
Just a helicopter kind of base. Hey, James, I killed the skin. Keep it up with the mini-racks. Yeah, you know what, please do not think about doing this.
All right, all right, all right, there's officially 3 teammates off alive. So we got a chance to win, we got a chance to win. Uh, so I'm the only one with kills, so they wasn't doing shit. But, uh, yeah, but let's see.
Yeah, I'll meet you at that.
Okay, two, two now left alive. Oh damn, we were so close. We were close as shit. We was close.
I didn't expect us Ah!
Oof!
Hey, now somebody was like, boom, I'm the champ, boom, boom, boom. Hey, pump it up! Yeah, I'm pumping it up! Yeah, I'm pumping it up! Yeah, yeah, I'm pumping it up! Pump off the jam, pump it up. Yo, I can't, that shit is funny. No, you—
oh, you mother Fuck.
Nah, you waited until I opened that shit. Oh, I was Pop up the jam, pump it up, pump it up until it bursts. Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up, shout it— what? Okay. Boom, boom, the J-Puppet!
It's John Wick!
I killed your dog. Yeah, I killed your dog. Okay, okay, okay, I'll let you out. Lock your ass in there. No, lock your ass in there. Lock your ass in there. Bitch, I gave you some junk, so I'll leave you alone before I kill your dog.
They shooting.
Fortnite is like the fake definition.
Oh shit, niggas is hiding, bro.
No, you ain't shooting me like that. Damn, this John Wick is kind of sneaky though.
How the fuck did someone die or something?
Blood, that's the same. Oh, thank you, bro.
I needed a weapon though, like, yeah, the last Yeah, you like, you like cool people, right?
Yeah, stupid. Yeah, sure. No, they killed John Wick! Impossible! Pump up the jam, pump it up, pump it up, up in the bass.
Oh hell no.
Oh shit.
Yeah, you thought I was going to pump up the jam, pump it up. John Wick is alive!
Ah, bro!
Oh, now he's smashing concrete. That means they killed someone so dear to him. Oh, oh, nah, he's coming after you! Yeah, I don't think that person likes it either. Hold on, let me see, let me see. I'm about to switch my bike right now. I don't care. Yo, hello, does anyone have a bike here or nah? Bro, let me ask the dude with the John Wick thing, cuz I think he has a mic. Oh shit, that person does not like me, bro.
He just stepped on me.
Oh, that person Does not like me. They all got mics. They probably got to set to friends, I think. Okay, here we go again.
I want to go. Oh no, fuck no! Okay, okay. Why do I keep on getting jumped?
Why, bro?
It makes sense that John Wick is surviving. Nah, I spoke too soon.
This nigga's— whoa, nah, it took 3 niggas to shoot him at the same time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I don't know.
Oh shit, as soon as I was trying to take you down.
I'll probably get a bunch of apartments.
Yeah, now imagine the John Wick guy goes, afraid so. Like, I wish I had that Fortnite skin, bro. If they bring back the John Wick theme, I'mma get it. I wish I started doing like a bunch of John Wick stuff, but honestly, Fortnite Reload is really, really fun. For those of you that don't know or have tried it out, bro, I'm telling you, you guys are really missing out.
Bro, why am I getting gangbanged, bro?
It's cuz I killed that one person and now everybody's coming after me, bro. I'm about to start following John Wick, bro. This dude is not dying. He only died like one second.
Bro, what?
No, Raven, you are not him.
Why? Why, bro?
So how we all like It's good that it's only like 2 people left, but I don't think that John Wick guy likes it because I keep on going. I kept on going and, uh, closing the door. I wouldn't like somebody either if they kept on fucking with me, closing the door.
Yes, I still got to kill the guy. Yeah, I can die happily. It's 11 people left. Yeah, I got to be— oh no, bro, if this John Wick goes inside there, he's suicidal.
Oh, 7 people! Let's go! Will we get a victory? All right, there's 2-7. John Wick guy has 0 kills.
Yo, actually not.
Thank you, brother. I believe so, that in the third movie This man was not supposed to get anything. Those are the rules, right?
He's cheating, he's cheating!
I'm calling the Triad on him. Yep. Why is this in first person, bro?
All right, it did not work out, but, uh, hopefully these two win. Okay.
How is that possible?
She got 30 health.
All right, all right, so 2 sevens, so Oh, oh, it's just her.
Yo, we were so close.
Bro, that evil looks mad cringe. What the fuck? That Evo looks mad. All right, all right, hopefully I can go, but no one here has a bike, which is ironically strange, you know what I'm trying to say?
Like Whoa, multiple XP required.
I gotta get my grind though, so like It makes sense to go to the far end of the map, but why so damn far?
Yeah, ah.
Okay, hold up. Bro, that was mad random.
What the fuck?
What the hell is cheesy melons? I'm trying to get a kill too. Mom!
All right, let me get out of the canoe. Get out of the canoe.
The guys are probably like, I'm just a kid. The name is a bit sus, Cheesy Relics. I don't blame you that the name is a bit sus. It is probably a little kid, who knows.
Oh, get him! Yeah!
Nigga, wait!
Get me, please!
Help me!
Damn, you just going to grab a man like that? That's crazy, my guys. Bro, bro, I get that you're swole, like, put me down!
Put me down!
Put me down, bro! Like, aren't y'all gonna heal me, bro? That's what you get, you see. You want to be a cop? He died. Look at it, look at it, look at it. Yeah, die! Kill that shit! Yeah, yeah, kill her too! Or no, kill her. Yeah, let me Hey yo, why would you say that, bro? What the fuck?
How did I die? How did I die?
Bro, as soon as we land, they just start shooting, niggas, bro.
I mean, look at her level, bro. Warrior, Army, or Navy? Hell yeah! Yeah. Yeah, I'm not back.
That's what girls say, right? When they're overweight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I want to watch your old dumbass die!
Yeah, yeah!
Who's going to die first? Yeah, look at you! Yeah!
Exactly. Blow that shit up!
Nah, what?
That was not— that was booty, bro.
What?
Damn, she got eliminated by Wolverine. That is undies. All right, all right, give me 5, give me 6, give me 7.
Hello.
In my happy energy body.
Do it left, right, left, right, left.
Do it right, do it left, do it right, do it left, do it right. May the Force be with you. May the Force be with you.
Yeah, it's the big show!
Oh, Woo-hoo!
Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Wanna hold them like they do in Texas, please fold them.
Aah!
