Grand Theft Auto V Story mode PlayStation 5
The transcript captures a full recording of a live‑streamed playthrough of Grand Theft Auto V’s story mode on a PlayStation 5, presented by Ariel Junior Almonte (Speaker A) who is playing the game for the first time. Throughout the session, Ariel narrates his frustrations with the game’s controls, especially the difficulty of aiming and driving simultaneously, and repeatedly mentions his intention to edit the livestream into a polished YouTube video. He frequently compares GTA V to older titles such as San Andreas and Vice City, expressing a preference for the simpler mechanics of those games and criticizing the lack of aim‑assist and driving assistance in the newer title. Interleaved with Ariel’s commentary are scripted in‑game dialogues (Speakers B‑G) that represent NPCs, mission briefings, and role‑play scenarios involving repo missions, gang confrontations, and various criminal activities. The dialogue is heavily laced with profanity, racial slurs, and explicit language, reflecting both the game’s mature content and the streamer’s informal style. The transcript also includes moments where the streamer acknowledges audience interaction, mentions his girlfriend’s comments, and discusses technical aspects of streaming and video editing. Overall, the content provides insight into a novice player’s learning curve, the perceived shortcomings of GTA V’s control scheme, nostalgic comparisons to earlier GTA installments, and a vivid, profanity‑rich recreation of the game’s narrative moments, all framed within the context of live streaming and post‑production planning.
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So if anyone is watching, this is my first time playing GTA 5. Um, yeah, but yeah.
Go!
Open the door! It'll get worse than her! Hey, hey! Ah, come on! Finally! Don't do anything at all! Let's go! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! Come on, in the back!
Come on!
Come on! In the back! Hands behind your back! Come on, mister, we're giving you everything you want!
Don't even think about it!
I'll assume it! I'll do it! Oh, God! Get in there! Sit tight, I'll handle the plastic. Don't blow yourself up. Listen up, hurry! M, get these assholes in the closet! He's gonna kill us in here! Leave us alone, we didn't do shit to you! On your feet, in the back, come on! All set. Phone it in. I'm making the call. All right, we can do this. Huh? Show me the money! Slow and steady, T.
Slow and steady.
That's the score. We're just taking the nonsequent There's enough here for us all to enjoy.
Depends on how you look at it.
We got to move.
Coming out, me. Give it up, I got him. I saw your face, I'll remember you.
Get a thousand things every day, how about you make sure this is one of them?
I've seen his eyes, he's crazy.
No one's crazy Right, think.
Be cool. That's right, pal. I'm fucking crazy.
Oh boy.
All right, look, you want to live?
Tell me you want to live.
Work this out. For sure I want to live, huh? Tell me to put the gun down. Ain't gonna happen, pal. Make a move. I got all day. Looks like the cavalry ain't gonna show, pal.
Oops, my bad. That was on me. That was on me. That was on me.
Give it up!
I got him! I saw your face. I'll remember you.
Get a thousand things every day. How about you make sure this is one of them?
I've seen his eyes. He's crazy. No one's crazy.
Right, think.
Be cool.
Last time, pal. I'm fucking crazy.
Oh boy.
All right, look, you want to live?
Tell me you want to live.
Work this out. For sure I want to live. Tell me to put the gun down. Ain't gonna happen, pal. Make a move. I got all day. It looks like the cavalry ain't gonna show, pal.
The controls are rigged. What the fuck? The controls are rigged. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on with my controls. I'm gonna edit this live later on, so, and then I'm gonna republish it into a music— into a full video. So don't worry, I'm gonna start doing that now.
Don't even think about it. I'll do it, I'll do it. Oh God, get in there! Sit tight, I'll handle the plastic. Don't blow yourself up. Pay attention.
Hurry!
What's he doing? M, get these assholes in the closet. Leave us alone!
In the back, come on!
All set, phone it in. I'm calling it. All right, we're gonna do this. Show me the money. Slow and steady, T. Slow and steady.
So if I'm not mistaking, the first one I've— like, the last GTA I played was San Andreas.
So yeah, remember, just the non— there's enough here for us all to enjoy.
Depends on how you look at it.
Come on, move it!
Coming out! Me? Give it up! I got him! I saw your face. I'll remember you.
You get 1,000 things every day. How about you make sure this is one of them?
I seen his eyes. He's crazy.
No one's crazy.
All right, think.
Be cool. Last trip, pal.
I'm fucking crazy. Oh, boy. All right, look, you want to live?
Tell me you want to live.
We'll work this out. For sure I want to live. Tell me to put the gun down. Ain't gonna happen, pal. Make a move! I got all day. Looks like the cavalry ain't gonna show, pal. Give it up! I got him! I saw your face. I'll remember you.
Get a thousand thanks every day. How about you make sure this is one of them?
I've seen his eyes. He's crazy. No one's crazy.
Right, think.
Be cool.
That's right, pal.
I'm fucking crazy.
Oh boy.
All right, you want to live? Tell me you want to live.
Work this out. For sure I want to live. Put the guns down.
What's gonna happen, pal?
Make a move! I got all day. It looks like the cavalry ain't gonna show.
Help!
I'll try to make this painless.
Fuck! He didn't have to do that.
Let's get going. There'll be time for grieving later.
Yeah, you got that right.
Come on.
I'm setting the charges. They're on a timer, so brace yourselves.
Ah, fuck! You hear that? Sirens. Fuck the cops! T, hit the shutter switch.
Who's Nick? Wrong profession.
Fuck you guys! What the fuck is this? You shouldn't have been a cop. We bring it to them. Drop it, prick. Shit! Blame the pricks who called you out here. I ain't laying down for them. Don't be an idiot. Don't be as dumb as you look. Fuck you! Press forward! Get down! Get out of the way or suffer the consequence!
Move, move, move!
Get out of here! Back the fuck down! We keep going forward!
Let's get out of here!
Hey, can't be many more cops in this town. Bring them! This is fucked, man. The thing is blown. I got a buddy's share. It's still wide open. Car's up here. Let's go!
Move!
Come on, the kid might have failed. This wasn't in the job description. You are done!
I'm like so lost in this game. I don't even know what am I doing. Like, yo, I have never been lost in a game. Oh my gosh. Oh, my girlfriend commented too.
Let's move!
Come on, let's move it!
Wait, how do you switch weapons? Huh, bro, I was so lost, but yeah.
Real stout.
Fuck, how'd that happen? Go, go, go, go! I think they're going to— Nice and thick. Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Come on, let's get to the chopper. We move quick, we can beat the train. We're getting there, man. I'll believe in this bird when I get eyes on it. Cops coming No way. Be cool. We ain't made this car yet. All right, I say there's a chopper, there's a chopper. We stick to the plan, we're home free. Shit, shit, shit! Roadblock! Go right, beat the train, man.
Jesus!
You guys all right?
Fuck!
Come on, ditch the car, all right? We can go this way to the chopper. No! Hey, stick to the plan. What?
Stick to the fucking plan.
Come on.
Where the fuck's the chopper?
Fuck.
I'm gonna check around back.
Ah! Ah!
The fucking birds! Someone must have fucked the pot! All right, Brad's gonna be fine. We gotta get the fuck outta here.
Ah, fuck!
I'm hit! Oh, Jesus! T, you gotta get outta here! I'm gonna leave you, Mikey!
Go!
God, I'm not going to make it.
I'm fucking going to bleed out. Go! No! Fucking die, all of you!
Shit!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Kill me, you pricks!
Hey, you!
You, hey!
Oh God, don't shoot! I don't know what you're talking about!
Fucking stay back! You come near me, she's fucking dead! Stay back!
No, no, help me! Help!
Go, go! Michael was not always a good husband, not always a good citizen. He did not die.
Don't worry, guys, if you didn't watch the live stream, I'm gonna make a whole YouTube full video of, of not the live stream. So I'm gonna edit this live stream, don't worry.
We do not know your infinite mysteries, but we know that you will show mercy to our friend.
Your son James, he's a good kid.
He's a good kid? A good kid? Why, does he help the fucking poor? No, he sits on his ass all day smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness, no wonder this country's screwed.
And what about you?
What about me? Hey, I don't have the advantages that kid has. By the time I was his age, I'd already been in prison twice. I robbed banks, I ran whores, smuggled dope.
And you consider them achievements?
These were the opportunities I had. At least I took them.
And where did these opportunities get you, Michael? They got me right fucking here.
The end of the road.
With a big house and a useless kid, and I'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a shit. Oh, I'm living the dream, baby.
And that dream is fucked.
It is fucking fucked.
Let it all out.
I think I just did.
Oh, well, I think that's all we have time for. The same time next week, I guess.
Oh, I gotta tell you, I ain't too sure this shit is working for me.
Hmm. Well, a sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process.
Embrace it.
Whatever you say, Doc.
So far I like the game. So far it's not bad.
So far I like the game, uh, but yeah, this is my first time playing GTA 5.
You know where Roberto's beach house is?
No, homie, I cannot.
Man, won't you come on?
Fuck.
Actually, yeah. It's that house right there with the yellow stairs.
Yeah, good looking out, homie. Appreciate it, man.
Get your stupid ass on. Damn, why don't you ask him if he knows the fucking owner? Or better yet, do some skywriting that reads, there's a couple niggas here about to boost some cars, in case somebody didn't realize.
What you don't realize is we ain't boosting. This shit is legit business.
Legit? Oh yeah, I forgot, huh? 401(k)s, tax returns and all. Yeah, right.
You the one all pumped up on doing this lick, nigga. I'm getting my money in the hood. I'm straight, fool.
I'm cool.
You cool?
What's up, bro?
Slinging dope and throwing up gang signs? Yeah, right.
Whatever, homie.
Yeah, homie, this the spit.
Right here.
Your boy Simeon wasn't bullshit, man.
Get your ass in there.
Bring your ass, fool. Always trying to boss somebody.
Come on, come on.
That's cool, I'm chilling too, bro.
Almost got the baby dead.
Yeah, and all this shit paid for with bad credit.
Come to Daddy. What Which one you want, nigga? You always was old choosy, motherfucker.
Only child.
Oh, you balling hard with the drop top, huh?
I might just be.
Whatever, nigga, it ain't gonna make you go no faster.
Hit me on the speakerphone, I'm moving. Oh, it's like that, nigga?
Right up here, homie.
I'm about to go nice and slow for your bitch ass.
Okay.
Hey, remember, we gotta be careful with these rides, homie. The Simeon ain't about to dock my pay again, homie.
Man, if you need some bread, I can hook you up with JB's tow truck. It ain't got glamour, but it's some money to be made so him and Tanya can smoke crack in peace.
Homie, I'm good.
Look great.
Okay, it's so hard to drive. I don't really like the the driving thing at all. But like, I kind of like the older GTA though, better. The older GTA. I'm live streaming. Let me put my thoughts, um, but yeah, I mean, I don't really like this newer GTA. I missed the older one, like Vice City, Grand Theft Auto, like for like the Vice City and San Andreas. Those are simpler. Move out the way! Yeah, okay.
Don't worry, I'm a professional. What the fuck?
Oh, we filming shit here, huh?
How the fuck you get in front of me?
Your slow ass should be asking why didn't I get here sooner.
I'm thinking left. Shit, cool, homie. Keep busting low, please, homie.
What the fuck?
What do you mean you can't move? Left here. Uh-huh.
Hey, I'll come at you from the shoulders, homie.
Hey there, stranger.
Hey, what's up? Why don't you blow me?
Why don't you blow me?
Brake, brake, brake!
Yeah, whatever you say.
Eat my ass! Why don't you blow me? That's 78 miles per hour. What the heck?
I see him!
Officers have lost sight of the suspects. Code 4, argument returning patrol.
Yeah, but I can't deal with this driving actually. Like, honestly, GTA 5 is something else, um, but I like the older GTA. It was much more simpler for me. This GTA, I don't know. It's gay as shit, but I like it. I just think it's— they just need to work on the thing, cuz on the other ones we had, uh, assist in driving.
So yeah, and it's too fast.
Yeah, see, at least one person agrees with me that the older GTA is better.
I don't get you, bro.
You are a racist and I don't like you, and I will not sell you this car. I will not. You make my skin crawl, you neo-Nazi. Hey, you are all the same. This racist insulted me.
Hey, what's up, boo? Who you calling a nigga?
No, no, I'm not calling nobody a nigga. Wait, what the fuck? I mean n-word. I, I— that's not cool, man. I don't say that.
So Jimmy, are you sure you are man enough?
Take the wheel and show me. Uh, sure, okay.
How about we fall through, homie? This chump changed. How I'm gonna knock a bad, grown, and sexy bitch if I ain't got a fat peezocket? Who you trying to impress, your Auntie Denise? With all that ass, nigga, she got ass.
She grown. Yeah, she grown into a fucking idiot.
Nah, she sexy.
Sexy? She more like obsessed with sex, nigga.
Nah, mad for the penis. That's exactly how I like my women. You slipping, fool.
Okay, so hopefully I don't bust up this car.
Man, shit, it's good to be home.
Is that right? I'm tired of getting motherfucking shot.
What's up?
Can a load come up in your crib, man?
Fuck you, I see you at work.
Oh, nigga, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe you got rid of that old Yeezy-ass haircut you got, you get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha call your dog ass if she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon, the lawyer she fucking with, nigga.
What? Oh, honey, y'all telling me— Oh, he here.
We living on top of each other and it ain't right.
Shoo, shoo, get on out of here.
Okay, baby, I see what What the thing?
You hear?
I knew I can count on you.
I was on the phone, boy. Don't be listening.
Goddamn freeloader.
Indigenous people. All we smoke on free pipe.
Oh yeah.
Okay, all right, let's get out of here. I know exactly where to start. Are we going to the movie studio? No, Molly, we're going in here. Can't start a case without a fisted chin. Helps a man think. Now where to find these pinkos. Hey there, partner, where you from? Oh, I am from Georgia. Oh, I do love Georgia.
I sleep with sister and finger.
Well, no time to dilly-dally.
I've got to solve this case, and I know just how to get into that movie lot. Hey Joey, look what I snuck from my old man.
I'mma have a gentleman call falling later, so make yourself scarce.
Franklin!
Hey, what's going down, huh?
The market, my boy.
Liquidity's a bitch. Get over here so I can give you the new repo list.
All right, dog, I'll be around when I get a chance.
Damn, there's so much profanity up in this shit.
What up, boy?
You fucking with a machine, son. The intellectual dog is victorious.
Well, my man sure loves that boosty Ariel Junior. That was cracking, homie.
What the fuck?
Hey, what's up, Simeon?
My dear boy, so good to see you. So good. Hold me.
Yeah, look, man, look.
We've been working together for about a few months now, right?
Which is why I am very honored to announce to you that you are Employee of the Month.
Huh?
Anyway, congratulations. It wasn't easy picking a winner.
Yeah, me, Lamar, your nephew Sasha with the twitch. Look, man, it's been a real honor, homie, but I gotta move forward in my life. It seems like all I do is let people tell me what to do and I do it and nothing changes.
I tell you what, my boy. You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
What?
Today is repossessing vehicles that fools have purchased at exorbitant interest rates. But tomorrow, together— I never had a black son. But if I did, I want him to be just like you.
Knock, knock, nigger! Hello, Lamar.
What's up, what's up, what's up, dog?
Franklin here has been awarded Employee of the Month.
You fucking with me, right, man?
We both being fucked with, dog.
Man, knock it off, man, for real. After all the motherfucking work I put in, man.
Man, fuck this Employee of the Month shit, homie. I'm sitting up here trying to get—
What you mean fuck this Employee of the Month shit, man, when it's some shit to be won? Goddamn it, I want it. I don't give a fuck it is, you know what I'm talking about? I take no prisoners. I go hard doing this shit. Big dog, big nuts. When names is on the motherfucking board, I want to see my name at the top of that motherfucker. Next to it, it needs to say winner.
Hey, maybe next month, huh?
Then fuck next month, Simeon. What about today? I demand a retrial.
Today is nothing. Just a bike hasn't made the payment at all. Some kid at Vespucci Beach. His name is Esteban Jimenez.
Is he in a gang?
Curiously enough, I did not inquire when he bought the bike.
We got work to do, uh, Employee of the Month.
Man, fuck you and come on.
He was about a yes-master ass nigga. What we waiting for? Magellan Ave, nigga. Vespucci Beach. And you still rolling with that old raggedy-ass hair? That country bumpkin shit is enough to get us shot right there.
I never took you to be an old hairstylist type bitch. But now it's all starting to make sense.
You drive. We got a job to do, man. Hey, we going to collect on this repo or what? Much I love fucking around right now, nigga, we gotta go.
Hey, wasn't that motherfucker who took the bike that S.A.
Vagos dude with the tattoo on his face and shit?
Yeah, that was him.
Fuck, homie, I don't want no unnecessary bullshit here, all right?
I don't give a shit. It's a reason Simeon pays a couple of mean-looking motherfuckers to come repo this shit. We ain't Girl Scouts.
In your case, I ain't so sure about that.
Yeah, step up, nigga. Of course this dude real. Who else gonna have the required surplus of paper and deficiency of brain cells? He's I just put a dub down on this bike.
20 G's?
With a 3G note.
Damn, that motherfucker must be tricked out, dog.
Man, this whole setup designed to take drug money.
All right, man, look, we going quiet, in and out, no fucking drama.
I'll try, homie, but I'm one loud, dramatic, brass, crazy, greedy, shoot a motherfucker in the back type motherfucker. And you love me for it, nigga.
That's right, homie. Nothing but love, nigga.
Simeon, a funny dude though, huh? It's gonna be a shame when we get to book his ass and jack him for all this shit.
What the fuck you talking about? You're a psychotic motherfucker.
That's how shit work, ain't it? You do some jobs for a fool, develop a little uneasy relationship, and then they ask you to do something above and beyond. You fall out, fools get capped, and then you start all over again with some other fool.
Where the fuck you get that from? That ain't my life, dummy.
How about the boy with the eye from around the way, Marcus or something. You were slanking for him and then he got what was coming, right?
That was different. That dude had it coming.
Yo, I don't want to clap my boy, you Terry, and neither— I like homie. It's just smacks of the inevitable.
Look, dog, this time we legit, homie. This honest work is gonna end up with us coming up in the world.
Oh really? That's a nice change from fools coming up on us.
That's real, homie.
You damn straight that's real, potty. But it's a shame I don't believe it. You want to drop some notes on that shit? I'll give you the eyes, homie.
You Apache motherfuckers love y'all bets, huh? You should go work on one of them reservation casinos. Only they'll kick your ass off for being a fraudulent imposter, motherfucker.
You and all your little racial stereotypes and shit. I find them offensive. I'm very sensitive to your intolerance, my nigga.
I told you we have to take a picture.
I'm not gonna lie though, I mean, I like this, okay? So far, the cars and everything else, I kind of got used to the driving. I was a little rusty in the beginning, but it's gonna take some time.
Do as I do, [MASKED]. Think this crazy [MASKED] wants something, man. Why I got to have a lazy-ass homie like your [MASKED] ass? Hey, what's up, homie? You all right? No, away, away, away from me, Urban Sappho agents! Oh. Oh yeah, you thought I was gonna hit your bitch ass, huh? Drunk ass nigga. Shit, man, play it cool. Yeah, that's right, keep it moving, bitch.
Man, I don't like this shit one bit. Hey, look, let's keep it smooth, homie.
Man, your pussy the only thing that's smooth up in this shit, man.
What exactly did I do in the past life to deserve your stupid ass.
This is a routine lick, dog.
Chill. Do them Vagos look routine? This is shady-ass.
Shit, we in Vespucci Beach.
We on the wrong side of Vespucci Beach. You should know a block makes a difference.
Hey, hey, hold up. Got to be in one of these motherfuckers. It got to be this other one. If that wasn't it, my powers of deduction is telling me it's right there, man. Ain't this about a bitch? Ain't no motherfucking bike in here, man. No shit, nigga.
Hola, amigos. Hola, ese. So you trying to creep up in here, man?
Yeah, you saw this motherfucker.
Oh shit, come on down everybody!
Hey nigga, I would have just got my ass beat over a fucking gunfight, man.
Stop being a pussy, nigga, and grab that heat. Just throw it up, homie. Find your bitch ass a cup.
Yeah, don't point that shit at me.
Hit the Oh shit, on your left! LSD gang, get back! That shit, they got me pinned down. Shoot that gas can! Get that out my face! Get them fools! They must have heard some shit.
Find your bitch ass and go!
What the hell, bro? These controls, bro.
Oh shit.
Oh. I'mma edit all the missions I failed out later.
They got me pinned down. Shoot that gas can.
Get out, fool! Up there to the right! Up there! Shoot that nigga!
Bust his ass!
Move it! Move it! Get that car!
They trying to get out of here! Bro, no you don't, motherfucker.
Bro, these controls are stupid. I wish they could zoom in more like they did before, but they don't. I remember in San Andreas when you would shoot like you could see.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you shot more of them than I did. Yeah, but you started this shit, stupid.
I'm going to hate this mission, aren't I?
Sitting on 140 cubic inches right there, nigga.
Oh shit, Professor, you're right.
Yeah, I'm going to hate this one.
This won't get away We going down, homie.
He going to kill us for all these bodies.
And whose fault is that, Mr.
'80s action movie body count motherfucker?
Don't play the blame game, just get on this shit.
If only there was a mo— what the fuck is going on? Oh yeah, bro, I'm, I'm learning.
Like, anyways, yeah, so this is, this is like my first time doing this, all this. This game is stressful, bro. I can't deal with this at all. I think it's better to play it on PC, I guess. Cuz I'm playing on PlayStation 5 and whatever, but I think it's better to play on PC, bro. Like, these are my thoughts.
Thank you. Get that bike back!
I'mma just crash into the bike. Um, I know there's— there's going to be like— I can't drive and shoot at the same time, but honestly Shoot him down!
Shoot that motherfucker!
How can I shoot him when I can't? Time to get that shit up!
No credit, motherfucker!
What you on, bro?
We want your bike, bitch! Get that bike, man.
The bike was destroyed. How you— so I'm not supposed to destroy the bike? I don't like these driving things or whatever. Honestly, I think it's really a waste of time. It's just, I feel like And this one, they put too much cars in general. On the other ones, I remember the cars used to spawn like randomly in general, but it makes it more difficult for you to drive and stuff. So I can see why not that many people like GTA 5 from this. That's why. But I guess younger people will never know how the older GTA was, I guess. But yeah, honestly, I think— to be honest, I think this was kind of a waste. I can't even drive and shoot, honestly. I wish it can auto— like, I remember how in the other one it, like, the partner would shoot for you and stuff like that. But this one, you got to do all the work by yourself and stuff. Honestly, I think it's just a waste of time. Move, bro! Like, see what I mean? Like, these cars in general— but what can I say, you know? These cars are— I don't like it. I got to shoot this guy and stuff like that. I got to drive really, really fast and stuff. Like, where's the assist? You see what I'm trying to say? Now I can see why this game didn't— oh, this is not the bike we came for. Nope. Come on, shoot!
Get that bike back!
I can't, I can't get the bike back. How you want me to shoot with such a tiny aim assist? Like, excuse me, what? I'm gonna— I crashed into that because honestly it was really annoying. Okay, let me see how motorcycles are in general. I'm going to see how motorcycles are and stuff like that. Uh, anyways, like I was saying, nah, as I was seeing. I might have to cut out some voices, but honestly, okay. I like the motorcycle. I prefer to drive motorcycles than cars, honestly. Uh, I feel like it's more better. I feel like they could really use the update on the cars and stuff. But honestly, yeah, but I hope everyone's day is okay and stuff like that. I'm just really like testing out this game to see because I've heard a lot of bad things about this game, honestly. So I just want to see, but hopefully GTA 6 does better than this. Kind of disappointed about this game, honestly, in the beginning.
Settling, you right?
Sounds good.
Man, I can't hang with your ass for a while, bro. You a psychopath. You done finally fucking lost it, nigga.
That's that Apache blood in me, homie. You lucky I ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfucking ass.
We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big-sitting chief asshole, nigga.
And we ain't going to neither, nigga. I'mma keep this motherfucker for myself. Tell Simeon we couldn't recover.
You fucking Tell him, you fucking moron!
Fuck that.
Try that again, homie. Damn.
Hey girl, looking good, honey.
This your boy LD, Long Dick. Holla at me.
You're a racist. What? What? You don't like me because you think that I am an Arab.
What? No, what are you talking about?
Excuse me. That boy, I am his mentor. I am so proud of you.
What do you mean, a mentor?
Don't worry about that. Okay, so what you got for him? James DeSanta. Some kid. He is already late on his payments, and I have this bad feeling that he will do more damage to the car than we can get back from him in the exorbitant interest rate payments. Just go and get it. The house is on, um, Hampstead of Eclipse. It's an SUV, some Rockford Hills daddy's boy nonsense. Don't worry about it. Try to bring the car back in good condition, huh?
I got you. Don't worry about it.
It's so good to Good to see you, my boy.
Hey, good luck in law school, huh? So, Mr.
Kenneth, where we at financing?
Qué pasa? Whatever.
Hey, did you change your mind?
When I discover that you betray me, perhaps. I hear you took the bike for yourself, my employee of the month.
Listen, man, me and Lamar was gonna get that back to you, dawg.
Oh, I am sure you will get this car off the daddy's boy and then we talk. Insurance papers say they have a locked garage. So you'll need to gain access from inside the house.
Man, it's never easy with you, is it, Simi?
Do not talk to me about easy, you thief.
No way. Your car is— Oh, hey, thanks for calling. Yeah, I have a broken thigh.
You don't belong here.
Ready for a concussion, Mr. The Third?
I don't get why they make this game so hard, bro. Oh shit, I forgot I have my gun. Okay, so I'm kind of— how do I get I'm discovering it. Just hold on, let me, let me figure it out. I'm not like you young To reach, open— to reach, open the window, climb on top. Oh, okay. Oops, that was by accident. But anyways, I don't care, I'mma cut out all the mission fails.
It's just 'cause you have a massive gaper, bitch. Fucking homo, you're dead. Dad, he said I had a massive—
Jimmy called me a bitch. Tried to knife attack me. No one creeps on the J-Dog, my nigga. You're a waste of semen, bitch. I'll cut your dick off if you call the administrator. Hey, you know what? I am the administrator. Oh my God, seriously?
My brother is such a homo. Thank you, Coach.
You're a real pro, Mrs. DeSanta. A real pro. Well, you're a great student. Now just loosen up those hips. Okay, like this?
Yeah, loosen them up. There you go. And follow through.
So it was very successful.
Hey, Simeon, I got the ride, man. I'm coming back.
If you actually bring the repossession to me this time, I can have it back out on the street before the day is done.
That's a 9mm semi-automatic pushed against your skull. Look around. Just keep driving where you're going.
Hey, come on, man. It was a Rico shot.
Guy was behind on his fucking note. Unlikely, considering my son just got in the car.
Looking at the way you're going about this, I guess you're working a credit fraud.
Credit fraud? Serious, dude. I just work the fucking repo.
I appreciate a kid who follows orders without taking responsibility. Okay, one day we'll have a beer and I'll explain how the world really works. Who gives you the slip?
A car dealer, dog. By the— take me where you were going. By the name of Simeon Terry.
So this businessman, he look legit to you?
Look, man, it's just between him and your fucking son.
Don't worry, me and Mr. Yatarian will work this out.
Hey man, it's Jess up here.
Okay, stop the car.
Pull up. Is that the place?
Yeah, this the place, man.
Whoa, drive into it right through the fucking window. Damn, damn, damn!
I look like a fucking joke to you, man. Fuck my life, man.
Fuck you.
Ram it already!
Ready. Shitty situations, dog.
Franklin, what the fuck are you doing?
Mr.
Samuel, it's not exactly how it looks. I always trump big for a job well done.
Now get out of here, kid. You motherfucker! I won't be treated like this!
You recognize this car, huh?
Does it look like it's worth 5 grand a month to you, you fucking racist?
I'll tell you something, this thing's gonna need some serious bodywork before it's worth 5 grand a month.
Ah, he agreed to financing. I have his signature.
Yeah, did he agree to have some punk break into my fucking house? I, I have That kid might be a fucking idiot, but you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of shit.
Don't make me have to come back here.
Say again? How the fuck we get fired, man?
It was partly all that bullshit you pulled and partly the repo's old man making me crash the car into the dealership. Ha!
You the crazy-ass motherfucker in this partnership. You better spend them while you got them.
Yeah, if you say so.
What are you doing there? Keep traveling, you hear? You bet.
So I didn't pay for this insurance and you still left?
I'm keeping you in my prayers. Hello, friend. I cannot pick up the phone.
I will call you back sometime.
Yes. Oh, hey Pops, what's up?
Hustling, staying alive. That is a sweet ass. Hey dude, how you doing?
How you doing? No way! That shit is hot! Help!
Nice try, man.
You got off lucky, homie.
Hey, look, man, look. You were like a son to me. Employee of the Month. Does that mean nothing to you?
Bullshit! Rich and unhealthy.
This is—
Hey gorgeous!
Look, I've got like the most amazeballing Critters opportunity ever.
Nope. Hey, that's a nice pretty car. Go back to the place and shower. Love your ride, hon.
I'm sorry, Mom, I didn't know it was you.
My aura must be bright.
I got cut by my own knitting needle last night.
We're all gonna be homeless.
The recession is never gonna end. What the hell? Wow, this is giving me a fucking fight. You absolute fucking idiot. Oh shit, you're so finished.
Fuck! Nice ride. Totally. Good news, I'm pregnant again. Sure, take your time.
Hang on. For sure. Looking forward to some peace and quiet. Bites is gone for the annual liposuction. Come on, lady!
Open! Oh, dip!
What car you got there?
You fool!
Jesus, you're a loser.
