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Nice. Okay, what next? And now rebalance the voltage. Finished.

Okay, so I still got it. I still got it. Look, look at this. I still got it. Let's go, let's go.

Good as new. Doc's been testing new materials for the prosthetics. He asked me to review his work if I had time. May as well dig in now. We're trying to improve the prosthetic's hardware. I should review what Doc's been developing and double-check his work. Doc was trying to improve the actuator's granularity. Nice, super smooth response. See if we can tune the prosthetic's grip force.

That's better.

Should avoid bone-crushing handshakes at least.

How many lab fires have we seen now, Otto? 3, 4?

That's how you know we're progressing.

Out of the ashes of failure, great science is born. Don't think Dr. Octavius's optimism has ever been shaken.

Peter, thank you again for doing these blind reviews. Peer review is the backbone of great science. You know, as we've prepped for the upcoming fitting, I felt an itch in the back of my brain. Is this really the best method of limb replacement? Silly, I know, but I keep thinking— Might there be another way?

Doc was testing a new contact material for the prosthetic. Hydrogel polymer composite. Strong, but there's a lot of impedance. Better tell Doc to keep looking for other materials. All right, I should get I gotta get out of here before I screw things up for Doc even more.

Spider-Man, it's Yuri.

Fisk make it to Rikers yet?

Not Rikers. Our boy qualifies for the VIP treatment. He's in the Raft.

Ah, joining Scorpion, Electro, and the rest. Fisk should be honored. That's esteemed company.

Can you swing by the precinct? Got an issue that could benefit from your unique skill set.

For you, Yuri, anything. I'm on my way. Looks like Jameson's got a new episode out. Wonder what my number one fan thinks about the Fisk takedown.

This is Just the Facts with J. Jonah Jameson, where listeners like you discuss the issues affecting our city with Pulitzer Prize-winning— two-time, two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning former publisher of the Daily Bugle.

Hey, plug the book!

And, and as always, if you order Mr. Jameson's book Spider-Man: Threat or Menace within 24 hours of our broadcast, you'll get an autographed copy at no extra charge.

No personalizations. Don't ask, not gonna get it. Welcome to Just the Facts with J. Jonah Jameson, alerting you to the threats you don't even know about. Let's dive right into the calls. Speak.

Okay, so not for nothing, you gotta give Spider-Man respect for taking down Wilson Fisk, right? I mean, one less mob boss is good for everyone.

Is that right? Tell me, are you a police officer?

Prosecutor?

Maybe an award-winning reporter with decades on the job like me?

Uh, no, I'm a plumber.

Oh, good.

Then fix my toilet and shut up! Let me explain something to you about crime bosses. Soon as one goes down, every punk with a gun, a tracksuit, and a drawer full of gold chains decides he's the next Godfather. We're gonna have a gang war on the streets, but does that web-headed moron give a damn? Of course not. He got on TV. That's what counts. Yeah, well, I can get copper pipe without paying kickbacks now.

So until that gang war starts, I'm on the white paper side.

And you'll be singing a different tune when 3 new mobs are lining up to charge you triple for that same pipe. Or just break your legs. Goodbye.

Ah, someday, Jonah, I'm gonna get you to say something nice about me. Someday.

Oh my God, I love this game.

That I need a break from their crap.

Fair enough. So why'd you call? Need a date to the Policeman's Ball?

You got a black and white suit? Uh, no ball this year anyway. We spent too much integrating Oscorp surveillance tech.

Worth it though, right?

It was until an hour ago. The system went down citywide. Every tower.

How?

They tell me someone sabotaged the central server and now all the towers are offline.

Hmm, inside job, maybe.

We'll figure it out later. Right now we need to get the towers back online fast.

And you called me? Oh, that's sweet.

I called someone I could trust. Plus the signals are scrambled and we have no idea how to fix it.

Ooh, I love a challenge.

You break it, you buy it.

I thought you trusted me. Let's take a look at this tower. Input bands have been shifted. Subtle.

11-82, any available units?

We just had a tower come back online. Was that you?

Not just a pretty mask, huh?

Whatever you did, any chance you could do it to the other towers?

Sure, but just so you know, I had to sync up with the tower to fix it. I'm seeing all crime data in the area now. Looks like there's a break-in happening near me.

Great, I've got units nearby.

Don't bother, I'm on it.

Do it.

Watch my back. Pretty sure these guys didn't forget their keys.

What are we supposed to do? There's a Spider-Man! Get off your ass! Rush! Hit him.

Okay, wrapped up.

Thanks for that. Now I'm seeing an assault near you.

You're in luck, Yuri. Your favorite tough but lovable grizzled seen-too-much detective is in town.

What?

No, no, no, no, no.

You promised you wouldn't do that any—

Spider Cop.

Please, no. So you're the snitch.

Back off, creep.

Yep, she's the one.

I said back off.

I'm not gonna lie though, like, this game is an easy breeze thing if you know what you're doing. If you played this game multiple times, you should not be struggling, bro.

Get away from her!

I can't reach it. Had enough of you. Hey, get back down here.

Walk away now or she's dead.

Let me go! All clear, ma'am.

I knew Jameson was wrong about you. You're a little weird, but you got a good heart.

Have you got somewhere to go?

I can take care of myself.

I'm sure you can, but just in case, there's a place called the Feast Center.

Seen it.

I don't want charity.

They got the best wheat cakes in the city, hands down.

Mom used to make those. Thanks, spider guy.

It's Spider-Man. That one should be able to spot the next tower from up there. From his elevated position, Spider Cop spies his destination. A second surveillance tower. Of course not. The chief never did understand Spider Cop. Thought he was a loose cannon.

Already regretting this.

Bet I can modify these towers to track more than just crimes. Score! Towers are picking up all kinds of RFID signals now, including one nearby. What is that?

Oh wow, one of my old backpacks from high school.

Easy breezy. I'm telling you, this game is so easy breezy, but it's good. This game, I will never get tired of playing this game.

Wonder how many of these are scattered around the city. The menu from my first real date with MJ. Wish I could have afforded someplace fancier. But she didn't seem to mind.

Still there?

Got a robbery a few blocks away.

Spider Cop's on it. Part man, part spider, all cop. My injured shoulder eventually healed. The bill took a lot longer to pay. Harry's VIP card for the nightclub. Harry always tried to include me.

Open the safe. Do it!

About to take y'all out. Knock knock.

Hello, Spider-Man, shoot him!

More of them. Guys, if you work this hard at a legit job, you wouldn't need to be criminals.

You're going to regret this.

Alright, Yuri. I'm gonna repair the last Chinatown tower now.

Don't you mean Spider Cop's gonna repair it?

Been doing a little thinking, Yuri. Policing's a young man's game.

And Spider Cop?

Well, he's no spring chicken.

Please be going where I think you're going.

As of today, Spider Cop is officially retired.

Oh, thank God. I need a drink.

We'll all drink tonight, Yuri. Drink to the memory of Spider Cop's tireless—

Yuri?

Yuri, you there?

Guess the emotion of the moment overwhelmed her.

Not good. Can't have people taking pictures of my 3 chest hairs. Tools I need for suit repair at the lab. Wonder if Dr. Octavius has left for the day. Doctor, how did it go with the committee? I'm so sorry I screwed things up.

Not at all, Peter. They're just nervous in the face of imminent triumph. They'll calm down. They always do.

Should I head back to the lab for cleanup?

No, no, I'm stepping out for dinner anyhow. We'll resume tomorrow. Short break, then back to creating the future.

Wish I could bottle and sell that man's optimism. Sounds like he's left the lab for the day. Good time to work on my suit in private.

All units, civilians are trapped in their vehicles by Following a severe accident.

Officers near Bowery, please respond.

Okay, now here we go.

Looks like Doc's gone for the night. Time to sneak in some spider work.

Parker!

Dr. Octavius, I, uh, what you got there?

Chinese. If I know you'd be here, I would have—

What are you working on? Oh, just a side project. Of course it's you. I, uh, I, I don't know.

Come on, Parker, it's obvious.

Let me explain.

I only wish you'd tell me sooner.

I wanted to, but I was afraid that if word got out, my family might be in danger.

Yes, I guess if you design his equipment, you're bound to be a target too. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry, your secret's safe. Well, I'll leave you to it.

That should do it.

Excuse me, wait for work! Coming through! Looking good, Spidey! Hello, New York!

New suit, same old me.

Spider-Man, I think I figured out how Fisk's men are keeping his rackets running.

Construction sites.

Wasn't that shut down when he was arrested?

No, it's one of his legitimate businesses. Multiple investors. We can't act without cause.

But now you've got that, right?

That's why I'm hoping you can keep an eye on the locations. Tell me if you see anything suspicious.

You got it. I'll be your nosy neighborhood Spider-Man.

Attention units, reports of a narcotics sale in progress. Location is north end of Chinatown.

Spider plushie. A toy designer made this prototype to get me to license my likeness. Too bad there's no way to get paid without revealing my identity.

My loyal listeners— Brush Heads, they call themselves, though I never quite understood why— will remember my warnings about the downright—

Nap time. You can't take us all. Quit playing around.

Huh, Fisk did keep these wannabe pushers in check. Wait a minute, what's that feeling? Do I miss him?

No.

Police are coming, so I'm going. We reserve the right to refuse service and knock out any criminals.

Let's go right on the sign. Not how I thought today was going to go.

Good old-fashioned holdup. Vintage crime stopping right there. Did I hurt you guys? Good news, the police are coming to protect you. All I did was save this kid's balloon from floating away and he made me this. It's the little things that make it all worth it.

Hope you guys are enjoying this and whatever I hope you guys are enjoying this.

All units, civilians are trapped inside their vehicles following a severe collision. Incident is active in Dutchtown.

Over. Hold on!

Sorry about that.

Got it.

Yeah, got to get them gains.

Everyone safe.

I should let fire and rescue do their job.

All units, report of a chase in progress. Available officers, please proceed to Koreatown.

Tried mixing up a prototype web fluid at Oscorp while Harry had his internship there. Didn't work.

Young man, I will pull this car over right now. That's just— that concludes our Spider-Man car tour of New York.