The transcript presents a fan‑crafted, dialogue‑heavy scene featuring the core Guardians of the Galaxy—Peter Quill, Groot, Rocket, Drax, Gamora—alongside supporting characters Cosmo, Nikki Gold, the Blood Brothers, Ko‑Rel, and Speaker J. The team finds themselves imprisoned on Nova Rock, a mysterious Nova Corps outpost broadcasting a strange galaxy‑wide signal. Speaker J tasks the Guardians with investigating the source of the transmission, which is linked to the defunct cult Universal Church of Truth and its leader Grand Unifier Raker. In exchange, the Guardians hope to have their outstanding Nova Corps fine erased and gain the Worldmind’s forgiveness. The narrative follows their plan to use the Continuum Cortex, a transdimensional device, to reach the Nova ship orbiting the Michael planet in the Elidra system. While attempting to restore artificial gravity, Ko‑Rel, Rocket, and the others grapple with missing power conduits, a dead battery, and a hazardous green component, leading to comedic mishaps and escalating tension. Throughout, the script interweaves character‑specific banter, meta‑humor, and references to broader Marvel lore (e.g., the Hallows Hope, the Negative Zone, and the Universal Church of Truth’s past during the Galactic War). The scene culminates with a failed gravity restoration attempt, setting up further conflict and mystery for the Guardians to resolve.
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Hey, we ain't no slouches. We're part of the League now.
You said yourself she'd hunt us to the end of the universe.
I had hoped she'd send a monster, not these two.
We would have murderized ya. But don't worry, there's more coming.
Did you hear that, Peter Quill?
A silver lining.
Yeah, that's great, Drax.
Won't be long in these clouds before I find you.
Hey, this is a big mistake.
I'm innocent.
Cosmo, are you out there?
Cosmo! Kill. Then you wish we did kill.
Be silent.
Nice that you finally showed up. Would have been even nicer if you didn't abandon me in the first place.
I never left.
One minute we're having a great time, and the next— wait a second, did you use me as bait? Well, your plan worked a little too well, seeing how we're in jail now.
We're all in prisons of our own making, Peter.
Reckon Lady H will get us out of here then? I reckon someone will.
Her name is Lady Hellbender.
Should we be strategizing our defense just in case? Ain't never needed no strategy.
Hello, Cosmo?
I really need to use the bathroom.
Yes, get your mitts off of them.
Ow, the little bugger just scratched me!
I'll do more than that. I'll I'll murderize ya.
Ugh.
Hey guys, didn't expect to see you here.
Yeah, cramped, Flatnard.
Flatnard?
Yeah, and a scruff-tuned one too.
Shut up and get in there!
Come on, dude, what's your problem?
You are.
That's why we quit.
I didn't.
Yes, you did.
Now stop talking to him!
Rocket, buddy, come on, we had a good thing going. You and Groot are better than two-bit bounty hunters.
Scoff.
What did you say?
I said scoff.
You don't say scoff, you just scoff.
Oh, so now I don't express myself proper-like? You know what?
You're a real piece of—
I am Groot.
What'd you think I was gonna say?
Rocky, dude.
Woof.
We should have buffed you in when we buffed the chance.
You are Groot.
Like, buff we are.
You don't.
Woof woof woof.
What you rough in front of me? I told you a bajillion times, I'm not a roughing animal.
What were you talking about?
Source this.
Where are we?
You are of being still on the Cosmo.
How you doing, buddy? We were just about—
Guardian of Galaxies will tell Cosmo why they broke into Continuum Cortex, or Cosmo will conjure worse psychic gulag.
Broke into the—
Do not feed Cosmo. Get biscuits, Peter Quill. You work with Blood Brothers, create distraction so pesky raccoon and sentient tree friend can use Continuum Cortex. Cosmo also know Guardian of Galaxies have Nova Tracker on ship.
Okay, I'm sure it's just one big misunderstanding.
Standing, right? Right.
We're here because something happened on the Guardian of Galaxy.
We're on Nova Rock.
Yeah, we went to find Centurion Korrell and pay our fine. Why?
Strange transmissions spreading across galaxy like rabbits in springtime. Cosmo sent many team to investigate. Yet none return. Now Nova Rock sending same signal. Guardians of the Galaxy will tell me what they saw.
The Nova Corps were killing each other.
It was like they were drinking funky juice or something.
Or joined the cult.
Yeah, during that ritual with the priests, they kept talking about a promise.
Right away, sir.
Fraternity of Raptors. Cult of the Negative Zone. Universal Church of Truth.
Whoa, whoa, stop!
That's them. That old man that's with them, shuttle exploded on the Hallows Hope.
Grand Unifier Raker, leader of the Universal Church of Truth. That name ring bells, Cosmo? His old cult, very powerful during Galactic War. Now not so much.
You said the rock was transmitting a signal. What if the religion were somehow—
yet the Universal Church of Truth died with Goldskin God.
Let us investigate the Hallows Hope for you.
What?
You said none of your teams returned, right? Seems to me like you're short-staffed. We want to find out what happened as much as You do?
We do.
So let us investigate for you.
Always a catch, Peter Quill, and not fun kind with ball.
Ball.
What Guardian of Galaxies want in return?
Simple. Drop the charges. Contact Nova Corps HQ and get the Worldmind to forgive our fine. Then we'll go.
Is not being so easy.
Face it, dog breath. You need us.
Us? For now.
Unless you got someone else stupid enough to go.
In Soviet Russia, Cosmo would not trust words of capitalist scum. But this is not motherland, and Cosmo no power of collateral guardianship. Stay or nowhere.
What?
You can't take our ship!
My ship.
How are we gonna find the Hallow's Hope?
Ask pesky raccoon. Now come, essence is of time.
So where are we going exactly?
To original settlement from early days before Kivan group come.
You mean the first mining colony is still here?
Duh.
Now abandoned, mostly.
It highly risk—
This is the place you broke into.
Broke implies it took effort.
Wait, this is the Continuum Cortex?
Is best way to reach Nova ship before moves again.
You found Carell?
Where is she?
Nova ship currently in Elidra system orbiting Michael planet.
Contraxia.
Cosmo not surprised pesky raccoon enjoy garbage planet.
Planet.
Their restrooms do provide valuable information.
Entire planet now broadcast same signal as Novarok. Cosmo not understand purpose or intention.
All them bars and betting parlors and brothels.
Maybe it's not such a bad thing after all.
Don't worry, Cosmo, we'll get to the bottom of this weird broadcast.
Or die trying.
No way, dude, I've got your back.
I am Groot.
Thanks, Groot. I know you do.
How many people know about this place?
Enough.
Is not broadcast across galaxy, but scientists come from many background.
If Thanos had known this was here—
Nah, dead Titan king no longer concerned for cause.
I'm surprised.
So what is this, like another elevator?
I don't know.
They'll figure it out.
Please do stand back, Guardians of the Galaxy.
Whoa, what magnificent witchcraft is this?
I know, it's like they've never I've never seen a giant transdimensional hand before.
Please to step in call.
What if things go sideways? How do we get back?
With passport, can communicate with Cosmo, and if emergency, bring Guardian of Galaxies back.
I move.
Better you take it than Captain Valor over here.
His time. Investigate Nova Ship. Use passport to report findings.
And you'll speak to the World Mind?
Get rid of that fine, right?
Those won't go best. Good luck, guardian of galaxies.
Anyone see any seat belts?
You better not throw up this time.
This is sorcery.
I was going to say dizzying.
I am poop.
You get used to it.
Are we in space?
We're somewhere between space, between dimensions, between time, between Realities even.
What do you mean between?
We could theoretically go wherever and whenever with this thing. Even the places that don't exist but, uh, do.
Incredible.
Avengers assemble!
What kind of name is Avengers?
Is that sound normal?
Normal? You ain't heard nothing yet.
Oh, Pat Benatar and Joan Jett, watch over for us.
Who are these gods you speak of?
Goddesses.
Drax, I am not the one laughing. It's obviously an ill omen of our impending deaths. No matter where you hide, I will find you.
Or it's an alternate reality.
I know that sound.
I am your father.
Definitely an alternate reality.
Hey, look, it's Spider-Man.
Wait, is that Earth?
Peter.
Mom?
Come on, your date for the prom is here. Come on in, Janie. Peter will be up in a second.
Really?
Janie?
Okay, next stop, Alice Hope. Probably.
Okay, here we go. You guys okay?
Do we look okay?
Well, hang in there. I'll try to restore gravity.
Oh great, we're gonna be stuck like this forever.
Rocket, buddy, what am I looking for?
Drax, tell Scutt-Lord most ships use external power conduits to generate pseudo-gravity in hyperbaric airlocks.
The Beast says to find a power conduit.
Right, and what do those look like?
Tell him any vestiges of power should show up on his visor.
Okay, I've got two conduits here.
Someone tell him to turn them on.
Thanks, buddy. Nothing's happening.
Gamora, tell him to check the power supply.
It's empty.
Then tell him to find a battery.
Did you catch that?
Yeah, yeah.
Something terrible happened here.
What gave it away, the lack of gravity or the general destruction?
Both are undeniable clues.
Oh, someone tell him what he's looking for.
Peter Quill, you are supposed to be looking for something.
A battery so we can get the lousy gravity going. Da, go do danger mission. Cosmo fix, not to worry.
Ah, an accurate impersonation. I am impressed.
But mutts playing us for pansies.
Storm Drain find the battery yet?
We are still floating, so no.
Rocket, what were you two doing in the Cortex?
Coming back from a job, a successful one.
Why come back to nowhere at all? I mean, if you really wanted to quit, might be just what we need.
Then pick it up already.
All right, I'll have you guys on solid ground in a tick.
Don't report item.
Who the flark are you talking to?
I am making mental notes of the investigation. It seems pertinent that a number of escape pods are missing.
Okay, got us a battery.
Took him long enough.
Hey, I'm trying, man.
And we're still floating around.
Okay, I got the battery installed, Gamora, but nothing's happening.
Seriously?
Fine, I'll tell them. Listen up, slug breath. Tell me what you see.
Uh, there's a blue wire and two connections, yellow and red, and one big green thing.
Don't touch the green thing!
Not a great time to start yelling, dude.
Okay, okay. First, plug the wire to either connection. All we need is a little jump start. To either one?
