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The transcript is a fanâproduced, dramatized audio play that follows SpiderâMan (Peter Parker) as he investigates a highâstakes museum heist involving a priceless painting called "the Maria" and a hidden data drive. The Maggia crime families, led by Hammerhead, are attempting to steal the painting and the drive, sparking a cityâwide power struggle. Mary Jane Watson acts as Peterâs field reporter, providing intel and coordinating with him. Detective Mackey brings a subplot about the original Black Cat, Walter Hardy, who allegedly tagged stolen artworks with americiumâ241 to locate them later. Black Cat (Felicia Hardy) is revealed to be working with Hammerhead, motivated by the kidnapping of her son. The narrative escalates with multiple combat encounters, bomb threats, and a chaotic liveâstreamed showdown featuring the internetâobsessed villain Screwball and her fanbase, who broadcast the fight for views. Throughout, SpiderâMan interacts with Miles Morales, J. Jonah Jameson, and other supporting characters, revealing personal relationships, past romances, and the emotional toll of the conflict. The story ends on a cliffâhanger with MJ sending Peter a new target location, hinting at further confrontations.
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Hello guys, today We will be doing the high story of the Black Cat.
Spider-Man's cultâ
sorry, fan clubâ wants to make him a saint. Sounds insane, but I always hear people out before passing judgment. Go ahead, caller.
Yes, well Mary Jane Watson, associate editor. Begin research notes. My sources are saying the Maggia is mounting a comeback. The old crime families were all but wiped out until Fisk went away and they started filling the void. The old dons were working harmoniously for years, but now that there's a power vacuum, There's bound to be a power struggle. It's only a matter of time before one of the families makes a move on the others. Better follow up with my sources in the force. Hopefully we can stop this crime comeback before it even starts. Hey Pete, I'm working on a story you might be interested in.
The Oscorp exposé?
New one. It's about the Maggia crime families.
The mob? I thought they went out with swing dancing both times.
They were in decline, but with Fisk and the Demons gone, La Cosa Nostra is making a comeback.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Easy, tiger. So you know the feds raided the Maggia last month?
Sure.
Well, one of the dons had this lost masterpiece painting called the Maria, and now they're displaying it over at Manhattan Mocha. And, and I have a source who says one of the families is planning to steal it back tonight.
Sounds like there's more to it than just art appreciation. I'll swing by the museum. MJ, looks like your source was right. There's a small army of goons trying to break in. Stay on the line while I take a closer look.
Just be careful. If those guys are Maggia, they play for keeps.
Hurry up, come on. Boss wants that painting. We should have been in and out by now.
You want to try, be my guest.
Sheesh, some people do anything to avoid paying full price admission.
What about the guards? They give us any trouble, boss says kill on Sight.
He's not messing around, huh?
Sweet dream.
Over there, it's the Spider!
Time for a little demonstration of the fine art of subduing criminals.
Holy crap, they'll be cleaning you off the walls when I'm done. This guy means business. I got a death wish, huh?
I know some of these guys. That's Frederico Freseli and Sal Petrillo.
Those guys are part of Hammerhead's crime family, right? Why would he want the Maria? It doesn't seem like his thing.
I'm gonna look around, make sure no one got in a different way. I'll let you know if I find anything. Hey, what is that? MJ, someone cut a hole in a skylight. I'm going to check it out.
So while Hammerhead's guys were trying to break in the front, someone else slipped in through the roof?
Looks that way. No sign of anyone at all. Shouldn't there be guards here at night?
Yeah, maybe check the security booth near the entrance. There should be cameras there too. They would have seen whoever broke in.
The security booth's secure. I need a palm print to get in.
Any clue about what happened to the guards will be inside. Is there a way to override the lock?
Not without a guard's hand.
Actually, their handprint. If you can't find the guards, maybe you can lift prints from the things they touched.
Oh yeah, good idea.
Always happy to lend a hand.
Okay, if I were a handprint, where would I be? Wonder if there's a print on here. Got a handprint. Well, part of it.
Yo, what's up, Louis?
Weird. It's like the guards just vanished. Now where can I find some more partial prints? A flashlight. I can get a partial. Another one. Cool. Trained guards wouldn't leave their stuff around like this unless they didn't leave voluntarily. I know there's a print on here, just need to find it. That might work. And I think 12 down should be karaoke, not kumquat. Okay, I should have enough partials to reconstruct a handprint. I should be able to reconfigure the scanner so it takes my data. If I bypass the optic sensor, I can upload my own data.
Got it.
Transmitting handprint now. We're in.
Nice. What do you see?
They're alive. Looks like they were tranquilized. No signs of a struggle. Definitely not Hammerhead style.
So if not Hammerhead, who? Is there a camera feed?
Let me check. Someone switched off camera 5.
So again, let me turn it back. This story is for Black Cat.
It's pointing at one of the paintings in the exhibit.
That has to be the Maria, and no one's stolen it yet.
I need to see this up close, figure out what's so special about it.
Also, I have about 2 more stories to go.
The Maria is a brilliant example of modern pastoral impressionism. The saga of its repeated theft and recovery are almost as intriguing as the artwork itself.
Looks like a pretty normal painting to me.
It is. There's way more valuable stuff in that museum, so why is the Maggia so worked up about this painting?
Hang on, MJ, someone's coming. Keep an eye out. Spider-Man could still be here.
Damn it, got it locked behind security glass. Hey, tell Frank we're gonna need to break out the big guns.
MJ, Hammerhead's guys called in reinforcements.
They haven't spotted him yet.
Good, try to keep it that way. You went out. Cops will be here any minute. The hell with this. Grab what you can and run.
Great, now they're looting the other armory. Got to stop them before they make it out.
Let's just get out.
There's only one way out of here, the way they came in.
Keep them distracted.
Next time, try the gift shop.
Up there!
Dead man! Keep him distracted. I'm almost to the exit. Can't let them escape. This one's coming home with me.
How about as a consolation prize, I send you a poster of that piece for your prison cell?
Cheer up, maybe they'll have art classes in prison.
This guy means business. There's the exit, just got to get out.
They're trying to steal that art.
Almost there.
Gotta get to the exit.
Cut him off.
In the air. Pound your face. Holy crap! Keep him distracted! I'm on the way down!
Bring it down! It's a taste in art.
Poor life choices.
Bring him back, guards!
Peter, you there? You okay?
Yeah, I think I got them all. A lot of art to put back though.
What about the Maria? This could have all been a distraction.
My thoughts exactly. I'll head back there. Hopefully the glass was thick enough.
That was kind of intense.
Security wall is intact. And bulletproof. Nobody's getting near the Maria anytime soon.
Mission accomplished then.
I hope so. Yeah, I am gonna have to call you right back.
Why? What's going on? You look good. Been working out?
Oh, I mean, you know, a little.
So you swinging solo now? We're back with your ex?
That's a lot of questions.
I'm just curious.
Yeah, I hear that's bad for cats. How about you tell me why you're really here?
I was just waiting for the right moment. Look behind you.
Rockets?
Who brings rockets to a museum?
Have you not met Hammerhead?
Take him out! Look up, you moron!
More coming your way, handsome. I'll end you!
Bring him back, guard! Here comes the pain.
How did he do that?
Fuck up, you morons!
That's not good.
I like your new tricks.
And I'm tired of your old ones. Weren't you gonna stop stealing art?
Who said I'm here for the art?
What are you doing?
I think you have lives to save.
Not again.
Hey, hey!
What theâ where'd she go?
Peter, is everything okay?
Sorry, MJ, I just, uh, ran into an old friend.
Who?
Trouble.
So Black Cat was the one who went in through the roof. She was working with Hammerhead's guys.
Yeah, she was probably watching me the whole time I was in there.
Just tell me you didn't let her get away with the Maria.
She didn't.
Good.
She smashed it and stole a data drive hidden in the frame.
What?
Sorry. So what do you think was on that drive?
Good question. I'll start asking around.
Then I guess I'll start following cat prints.
All units, we have reports of an explosion in the vicinity of Times Square and Bryant.
Explosion? Better check it out.
Honestly, I don't even know what she was thinking. Honestly. All I know is that I know Peter Parker and Black Cat has had past relationships, so yeah.
Looks like another car bomb. Which family set it up this time? Hammerhead again?
Probably. Might be more nearby. Better call in the bomb squad.
Yeah, but the thing is that also before, when Peter became Spider-Man, uh, he met Black Cat and trained her, and they started dating for a while.
Spiderbots active. Should be tracking the other bombs.
Disarmed.
Need to find the others.
Got one. Disarmed.
One to go.
Got them all.
Hammerhead's on a mission. Better keep a lookout for more of these around the city.
Nothing to see right now.
Hello, Spider-Man?
This is Detective Mackey. I got your number from a friend in the force.
Good bet I know which friend. What can I do you for, detective?
Probably better if we spoke in person. Can you stop by the Greenwich Precinct when you get a chance? I hear you like meeting on rooftops.
Sure thing. See you in a few. This will keep me busy while I wait to hear from MJ. That museum heist was crazy. It's not Black Cat's style to work with guys like Hammerhead. Hope MJ can find out the story behind that data drive.
As you've probably heard, Spider-Man stopped the crime boss Hammerhead's thugs from robbing the Museum of Contemporary temporary art. Good for him, right?
Wrong!
They nearly demolished the place and everything in it. They were shooting rocket launchers indoors. See, even if you assume goodâ
Detective Mackey, I presume?
Thanks for coming. I want to talk to you about the Black Cat.
I plead the Fifth.
Not the new cat, the old one. 20 years ago, I worked the case.
Black Cat is a copycat.
Huh.
What happened to the original?
He died in prison, but we never found all the paintings he stole. I've got a new lead, but the department doesn't want to waste resources on an old case.
Wasting resources is kind of my specialty.
Great. Head to this location. I'll fill you in on the way. I appreciate your help. I'm retiring soon, and this case is my biggest loose end. So I went through the files to give it one last shot. The old cat preferred to steal art, but right before he got busted, he hit a smoke detector factory.
Smoke detectors? That's random.
Not really. He stole the americium-241 inside them. He We thought he had a buyer for the radioisotopes, but I was watching a movie the other night and saw something that gave me an idea. What if he tagged the paintings he stole with those isotopes in order to help him find them once he got out?
What movie were you watching?
Wait, don't tell me. Spoilers.
So I was thinking, if we track the isotope, we could find the stolen paintings.
I have a scintillation counter in my suit that should do it. I'll call you if I find anything.
Good.
Thanks, Spider-Man. If I can close the books on this one, I can retire in peace.
I think I'm close to one of those stolen paintings. The signal's coming from this power box. I'm not detecting an art storage tube. Detective, I found a stolen painting. It was hidden in a fake power box.
Yes, I knew it! Leave it there, I'll have someone pick it up. In the meantime, I'll send you some other locations with know Hardy frequented.
Sounds good. Wait, did you say Hardy?
Yeah, the original cat's name was Walter Hardy. I'll pull his files and have more details next time we talk.
Okay, so basically, though, what the detective was talking about was basically, uh, of Black Cat's father. So this is actually Anthony Mackie, who is actually Black Cat's father, which he was the original Black Cat.
The police scanner just reported an active shootout around Hudson and Northmoor.
Isn't that area controlled by the Maggia?
Yeah, whatever Black Cat stole, it might have just triggered a gang war.
Well, I'm on my way to check it out. Any other updates on the museum heist?
So here's what I got. Nobody knows what was on that drive in the Maria painting, but word is Hammerhead now has the drive, and the Maggia families are freaked out about it.
Must have been pretty valuable if it made a notorious art thief ignore art.
I wonder why she's working for Hammerhead. She usually flies solo.
Who knows? I stopped trying to figure out Felicia a long time ago.
Felicia, huh? You guys on a first name basis now?
Well, I mean, I guess maybe.
Well, let's just keep each other in the loop, okay?
They're not being subtle.
Time to shut this down before someone gets killed. Got them all.
Did I get everyone?
All right, all right, all right, I give up. Do I get time off if I talk?
You won't if you don't.
Oh, this is the white-haired chick. She told us to come down here and make some noise.
Sucker bait, and I'm the sucker. Where'd you meet her?
The bodega on Waverly.
MJ, the whole shootout was a distraction. Black Cat set it up to draw police away from Waverly Street.
One of the other Maggia families has a front on Waverly. The Ciceros, I think.
Maybe I can still catch her. Felicia takes her time. She's nothing if not methodical.
Is she now?
Uh, I'll keep you posted. There's the bodega. All right, Felicia, where are you? There's her stakeout gear. What were you looking at, Felicia?
Gotcha.
Oh, hey, Spider.
Felicia, the Magi are no joke. You shouldn't be playing with them.
Oh, but I like to play.
Spider-Man! He's working with the cat!
Scatter!
These guys sure do jump to quick Conclusion.
Hey, Spider, I work for the Cicero family.
I'm not working for Hammerhead or any other crime family. I'm just in the wrong place, wrong time.
Well, that was fun.
Now where's Felicia?
I like watching you. Reminds me of old times.
What's on that drive?
Not entirely sure, to be honest.
Then why are you stealing it?
If I don't, they'll kill my son.
Wait, your son? Damn it. Felicia has a son?
Can't be.
I mean, it could be, and I could beâ No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna think about that right now. MJ, I found the cat, but she got away.
Really?
How methodical of her.
She stole another data drive.
So each family has a drive. I wonder what's on them. Did you learn anything else?
Uh, well, Not much.
Okay, sounds like she's helping Hammerhead make a power play on the other crime families, which could end badly for everyone. The last thing the city needs is a gang war. I'll let you know if I turn up any info on those drives.
What's up, FM? It's your number one fan.
Wait a minute, Screwball. Ugh, don't tell me you're out of jail.
I sure am! And I brought some of my fans with me. Aren't they just the cutest? They're helping me set up for my new show. In fact, I'd love for you to swing by. TTYL!
Something tells me those guys weren't released for good behavior. Better get over there and check it out.
I hate Screwball.
Time to put Screwball's fans back behind bars where they belong. Guys, this should be obvious, but working with someone named Screwball was not the best idea. One thing hasn't changed. Screwball's getting others to do her dirty work. What are they setting up anyway?
Spider-Man! Wasn't that exciting? Perfect way to kick off my brand new show starring you. Sorry, my dance card's Pretty sure you'll make time for this, because if you don't, my fans will get angry and people will die. I just love reality shows, don't you?
Some people do anything for clicks.
Hey, Sam, know what an EMP emitter is? Well, Here's an ELI-5. If you don't disable them, they'll knock out power across the city. Oh, and if you don't disable them in the right order, zap! Better hurry.
She's using a binary signal repeater. I can piggyback on it to visualize the right path. I think my webs will disable them.
I'm going to set some photobomb targets out there, so keep an eye out. If I get a pic at the right time, bonus!
Me likey! That one's disabled. Got to find the next one.
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Ha!
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Ha!
Thanks, Derek.
Well played. Could have done better.
Well, I guess the world needs losers too.
Hey, Peter, I might have found Black Cat's next target. Really?
How?
Because according to police dispatch, there was just a burglary matching her MO. I'm sending you the location. Hey, if you find her, don't let her play you again.
Yeah, I'll be on guard.
She'sâ
I don't know, she just seems to bring bad luck wherever she goes.
Black Cat brings bad luck? That's a little on the nose, Pete.
Felicia, what have you done this time? Cops have blocked off the whole street. If I can pick up the cat's trail, maybe I can catch up to her. Looks like the security guard was hurt. Maybe the EMT can tell me what happened here.
Spider-Man, uh, I heard someone stole a rare book or something.
Is the guard gonna be okay?
Pretty bad case of photokeratitis. Basically a flash burn of his corneas, but he'll recover.
I need to check the alley. If Felicia did this, I've got to find her.
Been at this job like 3 weeks. Okay, I understand.
Magnesium flare, probably what burned that guard's eyes. If I analyze the residue, I can track her.
Got it.
There's the trail. Let's see where it leads. Having a hard time focusing. I can't be a dad. I mean, technically Hopefully I can be. Oh, I need to tell MJ. She'll know what to do. But how am I gonna tell her? Looks like a member of the Machio crime family.
Spider-Man KO'd Vito! Take him out!
And here comes some of his brothers.
Everythingâ
maybe Vito got KO'd for acting exactly like this.
The Ciceros were right. Spider-Man's working for Hammerhead.
Like I told the Cicero guys, I do not work for Hammerhead. I'm kind of insulted that you would even think that.
Thought you family were not dead.
Better get back on the trail. Those look like Hammerheads, guys. MJ, sending you a pic of a plate I need you to run.
Got it. I'll let you know what I find.
You get it?
Yeah.
I'll end you. Bringing back Guardians.
Hey, don't act so surprised. You said you knew what happened next.
That's nothing compared to what the boss will do to you.
Get him! Hurry!
I'll end you! Bring him back, guards!
I'll fuck you up.
Great. Here, fellas. It's probably overdue. MJ, the cat got another data drive.
Just one more and Hammerhead has the drives from all the other Maggia families. We gotta figure out what's on those drives.
And there's something else. There's this thing, probably not a big thing, but it could be a thing. A little, maybe a big thing.
Please say a sentence that doesn't include the word thing.
Okay. The reason Felicia's working for Hammerhead is because he took her son.
Didn't know she had a son. Well, certainly sounds like something Hammerhead would do.
There's this other thing. You know that she and I dated for a while?
Yeah, so? Oh, oh, are you serious?
I mean, I don't know for sure, but it's possible.
Ew.
I need to hang up now.
Okay then, she'll call back when she's cooled off, right?
Seriously, I want one.
I think I'll go on patrol for a while, try to clear my head.
Hi, Peter, it's Miles. I was wondering, uh, wait, is this a bad time?
No, it's fine.
What's up?
Oh, uh, nothing. I mean, wait, are you doing Spider-Man stuff right now?
A little bit, yeah. Really?
Like what specifically?
You mean what am I doing right Now, at this moment?
Yeah, unless you think that's like creepy or weird or something. Yeah, yeah, it probably is. I bet I sound like a stalker or something.
Miles, it's okay. What did you want to talk about?
Nothing, nothing. Sorry, it can wait. I'll call you back later.
Hey there, Spider-Man. The situation is under control. Look, some of my fans are out trolling for trolls.
Wonder what will happen if they find one.
I don't want to find out. Better send them back to prison where they belong.
Nobody's putting me back in the cell.
Let meâ
Finally some action! My viewers are going to love this.
Eat this!
That takedown just got us 100 more shares. And remember, hit the photo box Targets!
Well played!
Aww, my fans are so devoted! Look how many show up to participate!
Not faster than my trigger finger!
Going to break you!
Keep it up, Spike! We're trending!
Bottle bomb!
Don't miss it!
Come here, it's right there!
Nice one!
Where's the spider? Eat this! Let's keep this party going! If any of my fans think they can take down Spidey, I want to see you out there.
What? Yes!
I'm going to have so many new followers after this.
Going to wreck you!
Look at that, a photo box! Better get over there.
Your lead!
We got Jason! Well played!
You got a death wish? I can help with that. Someone get him down here!
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Never going back to lockup.
Oh, don't stop now. My views are at a record high.
Come on, can't fight him in the air. Wearing them down. Hold them.
Another one down.
Another 50 likes. Ouch!
Getting tired at them? My fans aren't.
He's making progress.
Not so clever now, huh?
My viewers are loving this action, and I look good doing it. Nice performance, but I'll take the credit since it was my idea, you know.
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