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The video is a fanâcreated, scripted narrative that follows SpiderâMan (Peter Parker) and his alliesâMJ, Miles Morales, Black Cat (Felicia), and various police contactsâas they confront the Maggia crime syndicate led by Hammerhead. Hammerhead has kidnapped Black Catâs son and is coercing her to steal five encrypted data drives that together grant access to a joint Maggia accounting system, which would let him seize the familiesâ assets. The story weaves together multiple subâplots: a cityâwide hunt for the missing child, a series of bombâdefusal and counterâterror operations, the recovery of stolen paintings and counterfeit cash, and a liveâstreamed socialâmedia showdown. Throughout, characters exchange banter, reveal personal histories, and negotiate uneasy alliances. The narrative culminates in a raid on a shipyardâadjacent vault where the child is believed to be held, a betrayal by Black Cat, and a cliffâhanger that sets up the next episode, âTurf Wars,â where the focus will shift to taking down Hammerhead. The script also includes metaâcommentary on streaming, audience engagement, and the moral ambiguity of the heroes and villains.
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Data drive. MJ, listen. No, you listen. I, I kind of overreacted the last time we talked. Not at all. You reacted exactly how I would have. We weren't together at the time, and it's not like I didn't date other people, right? Wait, you dated people? Like, like plural? The point is, we're adults and there's a kid in danger. So let's get to saving him. I don't deserve you. I know. Okay, so I think I know what's on those drives. Years ago, the families agreed to a joint accounting database in order to keep the peace. Put all their assets in one place. And require all 5 data drives to access it. So Hammerhead steals Black Cat's son. And then forces her to steal the drive so he can steal the assets from the other families. Hammerhead's trying to get rich quick. And bankrupt the other families in the process. We have to find that last drive before he does. I'm on. 10:39, report of magia activity at a local storefront. Any officers near Midtown North, please copy. If you followed my career, and of course you have, you know I notched my first big bylines covering the Maggia crime families. The media's declared them dead more than once, but not unlike cockroaches, they always come back, just like they're doing now. I hear people make excuses for them. They're not so bad. They follow rules, unlike the demons or the cartels. Ha! Felicia, we need to talk. Oh, I do miss our little chats, but I've got to run. Yeah, she shorted out my web shooters with an EMP. Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way. Come on, I want to help! Then back off! Shorted out my web shooters with an EMP. Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way. Come on, I I want to help. Hey, back off! If Hammerhead's got your son, you can't do this alone. Why not? I've done everything else alone. I'm saying you don't have to. Hey, what do you think? Why won't you trust me? We worked together before. Aisha, why didn't you come to me with this? Because it's not your problem, it's mine, and I'll handle it. Maybe I don't think it's a problem. Wait, unless you mean the gang war, because that's definitely a problem. Let it go. Look out! Why didn't you come to me with this? Because it's not your problem, it's mine, and I'll handle it. Maybe I don't think it's a problem. Wait! Unless you mean the gang war, cuz that's definitely a problem. Stay away, I'm better off on my own. Look out! Finally, web shooters are back online. Shooters finally rebooted. It's whipping time. I can help you stop Hammerhead. How? No killing, no breaking the law. Your way won't get it done. Alicia, about your son, I just need to know, is heâ He's mine, and I'll take care of him. Stubborn little spider. I just want to talk. Still with me? I could go all night if that's what it takes. Now you're getting my attention. Guess I got to play harder to get. Last time, don't look for me. Hey! Stop running! Stop chasing me! Why are you webbing me? Cuz I'm trying to slow you down. Got her! Can't let her get away this time. Few more webs to do it. Finally, now I can get in close. Now can we talk like human beings? This feels pretty human to me. I know what's on those drives you're stealing. Look at you, brawn and brains. You can't give Hammerhead the last drive. Once he has what he wants, your son will just be a loose end. Let me help you. What are you thinking? Stall him. Give us some time to find your son. I missed you. Glad we're back together again. Not like that. Shame. Okay, I can probably give us a couple days, Max. So about your son, is there a chance I'mâ Later. For now, let's find him. When he's safe, we can talk about that. Keep in touch, Spider. MJ's going to kill me. Hey, you get her this time? Yeah, she's gonna stall Hammerhead while we all try to find her son. Did she tell you if you'reâ She didn't say. Of course she didn't. Are you sure she's not just playing you? I know her. She wouldn't be working for someone like Hammerhead unless she had to. Okay. Well, I'm gonna run that plate number you sent me. I'll let you know where it leads. I'm running out of steam. Time for a pick-me-up. Eddie's Pizza. Eddie, Spider-Man. Spidey, you sound hungry. You know it. Can I get the usual, extra pepperoni? I'm on it. You want rooftop delivery? Yes, please. Same rooftop as last time. Give me a few. I'll let you know when it's ready. Well, I'm waiting on Eddie. Let me head out into the city and see what's what. Sounds like one of those stolen paintings is around here. What's wrong? Hi, Miles, just calling you back. What was it you wanted to ask before? Hey, Peter, uh, it was justâ I mean, it's no big deal or anything. Detective, I found another stolen painting. Good work. We could close a whole bunch of files before we're done. How'd Hardy die anyway? Escape attempt from Rikers. He drowned trying to swim to shore. But now we can return what he stole, and who knows, maybe this will help you bust the new Black Cat. Right, which is of course my goal. Got to go. Bye. Hey, I'm back. What were you saying? Hey, Peter. Uh, it was justâ I mean, it's no big deal or anything. I know you're super Busy. I was just wondering if there might be some time we could, you know, start training. Training? Yeah, maybe just the basic stuff, like swinging from a skyscraper, or swinging from a low building, or a tree. Miles, you're 15. You need to focus on school. That's way more important thanâ Yeah, but if I finish all my homework early and you've got some free time one day, I mean, you started when you were 15, right? And I nearly got myself killed at least 100 different times. I can't let that happen to you. Okay, yeah, I get it. Talk to you later. Oh man, what am I gonna do with that kid? More stolen art. Hey, Detective. Got another painting for you to pick up. Thanks, Spider-Man. I'll send someone out ASAP. I'm curious, did Hardy have any family? Yeah, a daughter, Felicia. You don't say. I know what you're thinking, she might be the new Cat, but I ran a search on her, comes up clean. She just hasn't been caught yet. The police got her suit and equipment last time, but they just missed her. I don't know, it doesn't track. When I interrogated Hardy, it sounded like he really loved his kid. Didn't want her mixed up in his work. Oh, really? Good to know. I'll keep an eye out for more stolen paintings. Sounds like Daddy didn't want Daughter following in his paw prints. All right, Spidey, your pie's ready. Thanks, you're a lifesaver. Nah, that's your job. But if you like it, can you give us a shout out on the social medias? Really helps the business. Will do. Later, Eddie. All right, Spidey, your pie's ready. Thanks, you're a lifesaver. Nah, that's your job. But if you like it, can you give us a shout out on the social medias? It really helps the business. Will do. Later, Eddie. I love you, but now I must destroy you. Hey, I followed up on that license plate. It's registered to a storage company owned by one of Hammerhead's old friends. I'm there now. Give me a few minutes. I'll be there as soon as I can. In the meantime, I'll just take a quick look around. Okay, first things first, look around, see if the boy is being held here, and if he is Get him out safely. What do I do if the kid looks like Peter? Stop. Thank you. Just stop. This guy looks like he needs a nap. What's that? Sheets of counterfeit bills. Looks like Hammerhead's Got a new hobby. She get a photo of this? Give me a hand with this, it's heavier than your mother. You crazy, can't be lifting that. You know about my sciatica. Yo, Mikey, help me out, will ya? Stewie's got a terminal case of being a wuss. What was that? Hey, who's there? Huh? If that's a pigeon, it's going to be a dead pigeon. All that stuff about Hammerhead Driving, guys. Oh, that's a lot of cash. Looks counterfeit. No sign of the boy here. Weird as the idea of Pete being a dad is to me, can't imagine what it's like for him. I hope he'd be a good one. Perfect. I should get a picture of that guy. Might help build a case if this goes south. I'll see if my contacts on the force can positively ID him. All day with this damn phone. Get back to work. No more slacking off. An unguarded laptop. Golden opportunity. Shipping manifest. This could lead to their distribution center. Come on, come on. Oh, hell no. All right, I'll tell the boys the Costa family is causing trouble. Acting like they want to go to war. I gotta have a sit-down, see what we do about this. We're on high alert. You see anyone, don't take any chances, take them out. Okay, got all the shipping company data, which will hopefully tell us where they're keeping her son. I'll look through it later, but now gotta get out of here quietly. Crazy broad. Hey, is it true Hammerhead got Maybe I can cool him off. Ah, what a mess! Who's gonna clean it up? How about no? I think I've outstayed my welcome. I'm out of here fast. Wait! Hey, somebody's snooping around. Think I've outstayed my welcome. Better get out of here fast. Huh? If that's a pigeonâ Okay everybody, huddle up. We got to talk aboutâ Wait! Any problem they cause Hammerhead can make one a lot bigger. Damn, these new shoes. What was Hey, you guys better not be clowning me. I think I've outstayed my welcome. I'm out of here fast. Okay, everybody, close as I ever want to cut it. Yeah, son of aâ Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. What are you doing here? And why do you smell like pizza? Because I just ate pizza. Well, while you were out enjoying lunch, I was gathering evidence and trying to find a missing child. I ate as fast as I could. I've got stuff to follow up on. I'll call you later. Oh, note to self, no upside-downies after double pepperoni. Thanks. Felicia, what's goingâ I can't believe it. She expects me to just rush on over. And here I am, rushing on over. All units, report of a civilian being mugged by Maggia. Incident is active near Longacre. All for Hammerhead's men are shaking someone down. The truth looks bad. Can I play too? Hey, Peter. I've been thinking it over and you're totally right. I need to focus on school right now. Glad to hear it. But I still want to stay active, so I tried out for the basketball team. That's okay, right? Uh, yeah. Just be careful. Keep it believable. Don't do anything too flashy. Like what? Well, no dunking, obviously. Oh, right. Of course, Miles. It was just once, and the dude was talking trash. It was so perfect. I wish you'd have been there, Miles. I won't do it again, I promise, as long as you agree to start training me. Uh, let me think about it. Cool. Cool, okay, homework time, gotta go. 10-11-C, the security alarm just went off at a local business. Officers needed at Lenox Hill, over. Hammerheads, guys. Hey, fellas, do you get special magia discounts? Protection rackets. Can't let Hammerhead get his claws into the city like this. Thank you so much. We'll text Yuri the location. Cops will be here in no time. Spider-Man, the hashtag. I know you got the body. They deserve it. Amazing. Please, you're a real hero. That was amazing. Please, I have kids to feed. Spider-Man, take him out! Playing in the trunk, not safe, fellas. He's down for once. He'sâ we can't lose anyone else. I'll teach you respect. Police should be here soon. And attention units, reports of a mugging involving Maggia. Incident is active near Carnegie Hall. So what are we looking at? Got a tip from an old friend. Hammerhead's keeping something extremely valuable in that office above the bar. A lot of guys in there. If they spot me, my son's dead. I'll draw them out, then you sneak in. My hero. Come on, please. We need backup now! See him over there! I got something. Hammerhead recently bought a room-sized impenetrable vault to store his most high-value items. Like a kidnapped kid? Any indication where the vault is? No details yet, but I've got more books to go through. Keep looking. Enough of this crap! Everyone hit him at once! May I have this dance? About time. You've gotten soft in your old age. Old age? Hey, I might be older, but I'm not old. About time you showed up. Grenade incoming. Really taking your time, aren't you? Quality over quantity. We make a good team, Spider. You'll get used to it. Are you guys tryingâ Nice hook! Checking out my gear? No, I justâ never mind. Fire in the hole! Too easy. Fire in the hole! That felt good. Mind if I jump in? Yes, yes I do. You first, Spider. No, no. Did you find the location of the vault? No, but we're narrowing it down, and it's definitely where he's keeping my son. Yeah, speaking of him, there's an overdue conversation weâ Do you ever miss What, me getting shot at while you steal things? I really tried going straight. Got a job that didn't involve breaking or entering. Even started wearing sweatpants on weekends. I wondered where you went. Must have been hard for you, especially with a child. I need to go deeper. If I'm gonna find him. Let me help. If we're supposed to be working togetherâ Some things I do better alone. Some things I'll call you if I need an extra pair of hands. Hey MJ, did you get any good info from that laptop? I'm still decrypting the data. Should have something soon. Good. In the meantime, we've got another lead. We think Hammerhead's keeping her son in a vault, but we don't know where the vault is. Once I crack these files, maybe we can combine my chocolate with your peanut butter. Do not make a saucy joke out of that. It's hard to resist a setup like that, but I'll hold the sauce. Thanks, MJ. Let me know what you find. Okay, got some time to kill. Let's see what's happening out in the city. Come on, turn this way. Priority alert. Maggia involvement is suspected in a car bombing. Need additional officers near Sycamore. Seems like one of those stolen paintings is around here. The Maggia, a syndicate of crime families, symbols of a bygone era. Don Fortunato, Don Cicero, Don Machio. And of course, Detective, we found another stolen art piece. Sending coordinates your way. Nice work. So you've met the new Black Cat, right? Why, you working that case too? Nah, just curious. What's she like? Complicated. Frustrating. She's manipulative, but she's also got a good heart. She only robs for to the folks who can afford it, or who she thinks deserve it. And she gave you the slip, huh? More than once. I can honestly say I've never met anyone quite like her. I know the feeling. I'll talk to you later. Okay, still a few more out there. Need to find the others. Peter, I finally decrypted that laptop. You know that room-sized vault you were talking about? I found a record of it being delivered to a shipyard near Hell's Kitchen. That's got to be where the boy is. Thanks, MJ. Better call Felicia. At this hour, it's either a booty call or you found something. Hopefully your son. I'm sending you an address. Meet me there. All units advised, we received a tip on a possible counterfeiting Reported location is near Midtown North. Over. Yeah, what now? We've got company! Keep the cash safe! Time to do the laundry, fellas. We're moving too many. Mob and counterfeiting, can't have one without the other. What you think about this suit? All units advised, a VIP witness has been reported missing. Magia suspected. Location is in the vicinity of Devil's Shelf. Hey guys, is the kidnapping victim free if you don't deliver in half an hour? The boss sends his regards. Hey, keep jumping around! You got a death wish, huh? Got to save the victim in the truck. Wait aâ Oh no, no, no! Hey guys, you charge for trunk rides or do kidnapped bees ride for free? Can I get him? Oh, get that guy out of the trunk. That was crazy. Thanks. Glad we got you out of there. Stay safe. Did I hurt you guys? Good news, the police are coming. Seems like one of those stolen paintings is around here. The loot must be in here. Yeah, more stolen art. Detective, I found another painting. Good work. We should get you a badge. I'll have someone come and pick it up. So in your professional opinion, is the new cat similar to the old one? Well, she's clearly modeling herself herself after Hardy. Her style, technique, hell, her grapple looks like an updated version of his oldâ MJ nailed it. This place is isolated. They could keep the kid here for weeks without anyone noticing. This is the place. I know it. If they spot us, it's over. We need to take them all out like we used to. Quiet as a cat, sneaky as a spider. If they spot us, they might kill your son. We have to do this quietly. What the fuck? The guys guarding this place, this won't be easy. Good job. We should team up more often. Somebody back me up! Good one. Let's keep it going. Good one. That's what I'm here for. Somebody give me a hand. Nice one. Just a few left. Well done. Two of them and two of us. That's all of them. Lots of places to hide a vault around here. You check the shipping containers while I check in that building over there. Felicia. What? I'm sorry Hammerhead did this to you. Yeah, well, he's about to find out. You mess with the cat, you get the claws. Should check out those shipping containers. Some of the containers have air vents. Should check them out. Pianos. That's random, but no kid. On to the next one. Building supplies and no kid. Just a bunch of boxes. Better keep looking. Better keep looking. He's got Sable International. What is this stuff. Whoa, Hammerhead's got Sable weapons. I wonder what else he has. Well, that answers that question. Spider-Man, shoot him! Hammerhead thugs and saber weapons. It's the perfect matchup I never asked for. Alicia, where are you? Another stable APC. Wonder where all this went. Alicia, are you hurt? APCs, rocket launchers, miniguns. What did you guys not steal from Sable? Oh, that was close. Damn. Got to clear these guys out and find Felicia. Are you guys sure you know how to use those weapons? Okay, looks like you do. I'm going to end this. Ah, crap! APCs, rocket launchers, miniguns. What did you guys not steal from Sable? Damn, got to clear these out and find Felicia. Oh, that was close. Are you guys sure you know how to use those weapons? Okay, looks like you do. He keeps jumping around. I'll get you with facts. Let me get my hands on you. Let him get you. I'll crush you. You're dead. That's it. It's going to be sore tomorrow. Okay, time to find Felicia. Felicia, the vault. Felicia! No, no, no, you got to be kidding me! Tell me you weren't just stringing me along. Sorry, sweetie, but I needed help to pull off a job this big. All you ever wanted was Hammerhead's drive? The entire wealth of the Maggia in the palm of my hand. You gave Hammerhead fake drives? You think he's gonna be mad at me? So the kidnapping, your son, that was all just a lie? Lie is such an ugly word. I prefer misdirection. Do the right thing. Take the drives to the police. Hey, I earned these. Besides, Hammerhead's on a mission and nothing is gonna stop him. If anything, I just helped slow him down a bit. They cleaned out the whole yard. Check the vault. Time to go. I'll raise a glass to you on the Riviera. Felicia! Boss, we're in. And drive's gone. New plan. There's a tracker on that drive. Find her and kill her. And if she's dumb enough to go to her little penthouse, I've got a crew waiting there to send it sky high. What about the drives? I don't care about the drives. I just want her dead. Got it. We'll find her. If there's a tracker on that drive, Felicia's in trouble. Gotta get to her fast. Miss me already? Hammerhead knows where you are and he's going to kill you. There's a tracker on his drive. I don't get you, Spider. I just calmed the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? It's not about being nice. It's about doing the right thing. You've got so many talents. I wish you'd use them to help someone other than yourself. Yeah, well, you should know by now that's not how I roll. People can change, Felicia. Love you, Spider. I'll miss you. Wait, your penthouse, he's rigged it to explode! Don't worry, I've still got all 9 lives left. Damn it! That's cool, bro. That's cool, bro. Police shot! Wow. And they still haven't found a body? No. Do you think she survived? I don't know. I mean, anything's possible, but So how's it feel to not be a dad? No, no, I'm serious. Honestly, I, uh, I'm kind of relieved. Yeah, I've got a lot going on, you know. Yeah, you do. But I think you're gonna be an amazing dad someday, at the right time, with the right person. One of the stolen paintings should be around here somewhere. Hammerhead's not messing around. That whole building could blow. Should see what the bomb squad knows. Spider-Man, these guys rigged the building to blow if our informant comes out. We can't get up there to disarm the bomb. No worries, officer. Just point me in the right direction. The primary Device has been identified. Once you disable it, you'll get the arming key. You can use that to locate and disable the other devices. Roger that. I'll let you know when the building is safe. Bad time to get sweaty. Palm. Great, disarmed. Uh-oh, failsafe on the secondary bomb's activated. That was fantastic, Spider-Man. I mean, thank you. I'll be around if they run into any more trouble. 10-11-C receiving reports of armed men threatening a commercial storefront. Incident is ongoing in the Web Village. Hammerhead's guys are roughing upâ Hey fellas, do you get special magia discounts? Shaking down a storefront is pretty crazy, even for Hammerhead. I think I'm close to one of those stolen paintings. All units advised, officers are engaged in Active pursuit of a Magia vehicle. Incident is ongoing in the West Village. Hey! Oh, come back, little birdie! Got to get it! Hey, slow down, man! I wish I stole a pigeon. Detective, I'm sending coordinates your way. Another one of Hardy's old paintings. Thanks for that. I'll send Someone ASAP. Why'd the old cat try to escape Riker? Nonviolent burglar. He had a shot at parole. Party got too big for his britches. The Maggia wanted him to work for them. He said no. That got him on their hit list. Not a list you want to be on, especially if you have a family. The Maggia will target anyone to make their point. I've noticed. I'll be in touch, Detective. All units, we've got reports of Magia harassing a civilian. Please mobilize towards Flatiron. Over. Looks like Hammerhead'sâ Let me show you some advanced negotiation techniques. Spider-Man! Wow, Hammerhead's guys seem to have unreasonable self-confidence. Seems like one of those stolen paintings is around here. Priority alert, a car Bomb has been detonated. Backup requested. Any officers near Madison, proceed to the crime scene. Found another painting, Detective. Hardy sure found some clever hiding places. He was one hell of a second-story man, obviously. So how'd you catch him? I'd like to say solid police work, but the more I look at it, the more I think he let himself get caught to get away from the Maggia. He must have known they could get to him in prison. Sure, but the best way to protect his daughter was to take himself off the board, and it ended up being more permanent than he planned. Okay, still a few more out there. Should look for the blinking lights on the bomb triggers. Disarmed. Need to find the others. Got one. Okay, one more. Got them all. Spiderbots, I love you. Hammerhead. Drugs and bags of money. Guys throwing a counterfeit cash party and you didn't invite me? I'll crush you! He keeps jumping around. That's nothing compared to what the boss will do to you. You better run. Mob and counterfeit. We'll have one without the other. All units, be aware, police are in pursuit of a suspected Maggia vehicle. Officers needed in Tenderloin, please copy. Pull over now! Hammerhead's guys on the loose, got to shut it down. Does Hammerhead have a theme song? Feels like he needs a theme song. I've got a theme song. That's justâ not enough crazy drivers in this city without these. Guys on the streets. Officers, be advised. A key Maggia witness has been reported missing. Please proceed to Madison. What theâ Literally didn't see that coming. Shouldn't you guys be trading baseball cards instead of tied up citizens? You got a death wish, huh? I think one of Hardy's old stashes is around here. Hardy must have stashed something here. Congratulations, detective, you might be the winner of some of Walter Hardy's stolen loot. Listen, no offense, but I've been looking into case files. Some witnesses say you and the new Black Cat were seen working together. What's up with that? She said she wanted to go straight, and I believed her. I tried to train her. She did a lot of good for a while. Unfortunately, old habits die hard. I got a tip she was stealing from the crooks we took down. Went to her place, found the loot. You knew where she lived? Was this professional, or, uh, was something else going on? Staff, we're venturing into kind of personal territory here, detective. Fair enough. Just doing my job. Call me when you got something else. Protection rackets. Can't let Hammerhead get his claws into the city like this. So in case you guys are wondering, the Black Cat story is over, but it's not really over because I have to get all of those paintings, and then y'all find out the mystery of the Black Cat's father. That was sweet. They deserve it. I'm going to tell everybody you're for real. My kids thank you. Attention units, an active bomb situation has been reported. Officers, please converge on Longacre. More car bombs. Better send in a spider bot. Time to find those other Bombs. Yeah, stay behind the barricade, please. Behind the barricade. Okay, still a few more out there. This one's disabled. Time to find the rest. Yeah, I like it too. It's cool. Got one. Disarmed. Need to find the others. It's on. One to go. Just in time. Close one. Hammerhead's playing for keep. They're blocking it through that way. Okay. Hammerhead's guys planted bombs on that building. What's happening, officer? We've got a witness in there, but Hammerhead's guys rigged the place to blow. Don't worry, officer, I'll take care of the bombs. Okay, Spidey, don't think about what could go wrong here. Great, disarmed. Timer on the secondary's got activated. Gotta move. Spider-Man, look out! Snipers! Bombs defused. Time to say hello to my sniper buddies. In the air! In the air! Thanks. We'll be able to take care of the witness from here. You got it. Just doing my part. I think I'm close to one of those stolen paintings. Got to find a way around that construction equipment. Another art piece. Got another one, Detective. Hardy had enough to set himself up for life. I almost feel sorry for him. Probably for the best how it shook out. A dead body, a little kid without a father. Trust me, that's never for the best. It is when the Maggia's got a grudge. Hardy's death squared things. If he and his kid just disappeared The mob never would have stopped gunning for him. Could have turned state's evidence, gotten witness protection. The mafia's got a long reach. Some things you can't come back from. Hey, so according to my records, there's only one more painting missing. I'll let you know when I find it. All right, so one more painting and then you guys will find out who Black Hat Father Gotta use my webs. I think my webs will disable them. Remember, hit the photobomb target. Me likey. Oh, look at that, a photobomb! Better get over there. Perfecto! MK3247 says, never seen Spidey move that fast before. Ha, I agree, it's amazing what you can do when you know people are watching. Bottle bomb! Don't miss it! Thumbs up! Too close to perfection. You got less views than a granny with an ice bucket. You're better than that. Shiver me timbers, for I am Cyborg Spider-Rat! All units, police are engaged in pursuit of Amagi vehicle. Available officers report to the theater district. You are breakingâ Hammerhead's men are in Stop the vehicle! They're all over the road. Just relax, we'll make it worth your while. Hey, Vince, get a load of this guy! We've got an angel cop over here. If the mob henchman career doesn't work out, I think one of Hardy's old stashes is around here. The loot must be in here. More art. This guy was prolific. Detective, looks like I found the last stash. Any other leads to track down? No, that's the last piece of Hardy's legacy. I really can't thank you enough, Spider-Man. Glad to help, Detective Mackey. And hey, I think you're right about the new cat. Look out for her, okay? It'd mean a lot to me. Uh, that was years ago. What do you mean by that? Call him back some ass kicks. The number you have dialed is no longer in service. That's even weirder. Better stop by his precinct. That's right, Spidey, you show him! Wow, Hammerhead's guys seem to have unreasonable self-confidence. Thanks. Hey, I'm looking for Detective Mackey. Mackey? Doesn't ring a bell. Older guy with a mustache? Either you got the wrong precinct or someone played you. Yeah, someone played me, all right. Sergeant Mackey, or do you prefer Walter Hardy? Hey, don't judge me. I did what I had to do. Your daughter thinks you're dead, you know. And let's keep her thinking that for her sake. Deal? Deal. You just conned me. Why should I do anything for you? Because you're a decent guy. Take care of my little girl. I'm so gullible. I need to learn how to be heartless and cynical like everyone else. Spider-Man, the situation. But she doesn't know that he's alive though, but Peter knows. All units be advised, an alarm was just triggered at a storefront in your district. Need additional officers near Sycamore. Yes, a good old-fashioned beatdown! This will go viral for sure. That takedown just got us 100 more shares. Pull it in. Back down here. Aww, my fans are So devoted. Look how many show up to participate. Stop! Come on, Spider-Man! Keep it up, Spidey! We're trending! Let me show you what I've got. He's in the air! Get him! Oh, oh, don't make the bottom up! Me likey! Let's keep this party going! If any of my fans think they can take down Spidey, I want to see you out there. Up here, down here, I don't care. I'm going to have so many new followers after this. Boom! Boom! Eat this! We got Jason! Nice one! Hey, I'm not looking for guest stars! Get these losers out of here! Hammerhead's men must have been nearby. Got to take him out. Stay out of our business. Hey, hey, if you're just tuning in, don't forget to subscribe to my channel. The hell are we supposed to fight that? Let me get my hands onâ watch out! Boss senses were gone. Another one down, another 50 likes. You're back. Miss it. My viewers are loving this action, and I look good doing it. Awesome! When Spidey does well, I do well. That's called symbiâ whatever. Don't forget to click the like button. All units advised, report of a counterfeit bills transaction currently underway. Proceed to Sycamore. Over. Fuck. Those ghouls weren't half bad. All units advised. We just received a missing persons report on a VIP witness. Location is Museum Mile. Over. You guys be trading baseball cards instead of tied up citizens? Guys, left and right! Got to stop that car! Got to shake him off. Hey guys, do you charge for trunk rides or do kids at least ride for free? Curbside service. You see that? Help! I'm in the truck! Glad we got you out of there. Stay safe. Police are on their way, and so am I. Sharp suits. All dressed up for jail. Hammerhead's not even trying for subtlety anymore. Hey, webheads! Ready for a very Special episode. Thanks to a little Trojan virus I slipped into your suit, you'll only be able to use two of your fancy little gadgets. Guess I gotta play by her rules. You got a death wish? I can help with that. Gonna feel this. Pigs are lined up. Knock them down. Ahem, remember, hit the photobomb targets. That was effective with a capital E. Me likey. Come on, don't let him beat us. Look out! Uh-uh-uh! Screwball says gadgets only. Show us what you got, Spidey! The fans are loving this! This is our city now! Get ready! Who is that? LOL, look at them squirm! You missed it. One headshot and it's over. Come on, we'll get him. Oh, they look so cute when they're floating, don't they? Just need a clear shot. The hell is that? That's going to leave a mark on Ariel, but it's racking up the likes. Pick up the pace! He's winning! Good, but I can do better. You got less views than a granny with an ice bucket. You're better than that. I'm impressed, Spider-Man. My new show is a hit. Just wait till you see what I have planned for next season. Until then, you've been screwballed. She is so annoying. I am H.O. My loyal listeners have called in reports of Spider-Man recklessly vandalizing public works, smashing open power relay boxes and other structures relating to important public and private services. Some have even said it appears he's looking for something, but he never leaves with anything. My friends, I think it might be time to consider that Spider-Man might just be a few sprinkles short of a sundae. Now they're dressing up like bugs. So guys, that is the end of the Black Cat of the Heist story, and it will be continued tomorrow. I will livestream some more. For my next video will be for the next story, Turf Wars, which is to take down Hammerhead. And that is the end of the video. Hope you enjoy. Good night. Hope you guys enjoy the rest of your evening. Thank you for watching, and God bless you all. Go, the man in the white coats with big butterfly nets. That's still a thing, right, Jared? What do you mean it never was?
