Spider-Man remastered Turf Wars Hammer head💀🌍

And hello everyone, and we're back with Spider-Man Remastered. Live again. So for today, we're going to be doing the story Turf Wars. Yesterday I did a video of the heist.

Captain Yuri Watanabe, situation report. Felicia Hardy, aka the Black Cat, is missing, presumed dead. She had partnered with Maggia Don Hammerhead to blackmail the other family's leadership. Hardy betrayed Hammerhead using appropriated Sable weaponry. He retaliated. Aggressively. Both Hardy and the blackmail material were lost in his attack. Now Hammerhead is out for blood. Blackmail no longer an option, he's gone to the mattresses, hoping to eliminate the other Magi-Adams by force. To do this, he's continued to appropriate the heavy arms Sable left when they pulled up stake. We've impounded as much of Sable's equipment as we can, but it may not be enough. It's an all-out gang war, and New York is caught in the middle. But we may have just gotten lucky. The Maggia have Hammerhead pinned in the old Harlem Sanitarium. If we can keep his men distracted, a small team may be able to infiltrate the building and take him alive. We've got one shot at this. We have to make it count.

Getting bad down there.

Ready when you are.

Copy that. I'll get him looking the wrong way. You gentlemen ready?

Spidey, check it out.

Nice.

That's not regulation, Lieutenant.

Sorry, Captain. Birthday present from the kid. Not every day you run ops with the man, you know.

I'll let it slide this time. Now get back on the ready line.

Yes, ma'am.

Let's do this.

It's him!

It's the bug!

Any of you guys read that chapter in The Art of War about misdirection?

No?

Good.

This is Hammerhead's men versus all the other families, and I'm caught in the middle.

Of course.

Wait, why? You're ahead.

I can't believe Hammerhead picked a dilapidated sanitarium for his home base.

No, buddy, I can totally believe it.

We just need to keep these guys focused on me while Yuri and her team sneak in to grab Hammerhead.

Going to make you You paid for that.

Keep him out of the dirt now. The hell was that?

They're airborne!

Every dog should have a name like Hammerhead. Let me think. How about, uh, Moose?

That's a majestic animal.

Maybe Stingray? Stick with the aquatic theme. I'm spitballing here.

All right, guys, go! You messed with the wrong mob! Who better?

Die, scared?

You want to be?

You're going to get messed up.

Light up, boys!

Get ready to burn!

Forget Hammerhead's guys. Toss it Straight on the Spider!

Hammerhead's guys fighting the rest of the Magia is like coming to a party where you hate everyone. Neither side is really falling short on manpower, huh? You good?

Confirm target elimination.

Confirmed.

Moving on.

Let's move, let's move!

Yeah, she's good. You keep beating each other up, I'm just expediting the process.

I'll mess you up! What the hell?

Hey, I can do this all day, guys, though I prefer not to. More Maggia thugs, more Hammerhead thugs, more destruction of public property.

I'll bring him down.

You're going to be like a bug on a windshield. Shield!

Enough with the bug puns already!

Huh, does Sable know you've borrowed her shield?

Watch out!

You know, I know a guy with a way cooler shield.

Boss wants his head.

That was about as tough as I expected. Better catch up to Yuri.

Okay, that was a little intense, a little bit.

Hey Yuri, we're all good outside.

How's your team?

Oh, bad reception. She must be in the basement or something. Gotta catch up to her. Oh good. Nice and creepy. Definitely not haunted. I know Yuri can handle herself, but something isn't right in here. I've got to catch up to her.

Damn, dude, this man got knocked the hell out.

Please don't let there be any bathroom ghosts.

I can't deal with that today.

I don't know why looking at this bathroom reminds me of the whole First Omen thing. This looks like something a bunch of satanists would do. I think it's Spider-Man.

Probably not every old sanitarium is haunted by the ghosts of the people who were mistreated there, but this one almost definitely is. Hey Yuri, do you read? Well, it was worth a try.

That's crazy.

Dirty cops thinking they can rush into Maggia territory without any consequences.

Somebody's talking during the infiltration. Huh, this looks like Hammerhead's base of operations, but no Hammerhead and no Yuri. They were betting over districts, over who gets to control what once the rest of the Magi are out. Good luck with that. New Yorkers love being told what to do.

This is how Upward Downward Dog be like.

The other majidams, very subtle. Don Costa ordered hits on a lot of innocent families. Dude should be punished. Don Machio, they say he gets real creative. Don Cicero, Big C, a dirty lawyer and a worse human, if that were even possible. Don Fortunato, de facto Maggia leader. I hear his son wants out of the family business. Yuri, that didn't sound good. Gotta get to her fast.

Who cares?

Cops everywhere, and the Spider's here too. We'll take them out. We'll take them all out.

Need a shortcut. I should get this guy out of everyone's way.

We got you.

It's ugly up there.

For real? Yeah, Hammerhead nearly took his arrow. Everything attached to it. Yeah, so quit asking what's in the room.

We got it. I got it. Better investigate.

Nobody could have got past me. Must be nothing.

The boss is off guard.

That's not good.

That's all of them. Now, what did Hammerhead leave a room full of goons here to watch? SableTac. But what's the rest of this stuff? And how'd Hammerhead get his fins on all this? That's a lot of live video gear. Pretty sure Screwball would downvote this immediately. That's new. Feels too professional for a Hammerhead production. CCTVs. Yuri's got to be on one of them. I have to get in there. They repurposed the old security system. Come on, Yuri.

Thing is, I'm a gentleman. You'd have knocked, you could have come right in. But you had to go and sneak around. That's the problem with you new cops. No respect. Coward! Of course, used to be we earned your respect. You hit us, we hit back. Made you know your place.

Gave you the fear.

But now, now you think a stiff breeze will blow us Time to bring the fear back.

Drop the gun!

Hands behind your head!

How about no? Captain, I'm sorry.

Do it!

Now there it is. There's the fear. Do it, Cap. Do it! Yuri!

Yuri, where are you?

Yuri, you sure you're okay?

Fine, I just need a chance to catch my breath.

Let me move on point.

I'll track Hammerhead, figure out what he's planning. You need time to heal.

That would be good.

I need to call my men's families, let them know what happened. But don't leave me out of the loop. You learn anything, let me know.

I promise we'll stop this guy, Yuri.

No, not stop. We're gonna nail him to the wall.

Hammerhead made it personal today. Can't let him continue to run wild. Been hearing rumors his men are posted up at the Bar with No Name.

Good a place as any to start the hunt.

Another day, another piece of priceless New York architecture destroyed by none other than Spider-Man, the Webbed Wonder. Was the Harlem Sanitarium in the best condition? No. Did the doctors there at one point commit horrible atrocities against their patients? Probably. Does that mean we should let spandex-suited vigilantes swing willingly willy-nilly through a piece of our history? I think not! It is our duty, nay, our responsibility to maintain these shameful monuments to our past, because that's the America that I call home. Like I said to my doctor when she recently told me to calm down, I won't, and I'll tell you why. I'm certain the police could have handled whatever petty argument was going down at the sanitarium without the destructive force of the webhead's wacky weapons. What say you, New York?

Why is Jonah always annoying?

Password's let me the hell in, you idiot. Good one. I've been working on it.

The Bar with No Name, watering hole for New York's most notorious criminals. Last time I went in there, The fight lasted most of Labor Day weekend, but now I have you, my adorable little friend. Someone in here must know what Hammerhead's planning. Need to eavesdrop on a few conversations, see what I can learn. No guns, no fighting, no powers, huh? That's expecting a lot from the folks who run through here.

Yeah, but I don't want to give you my guns. Sorry to inform you that those are the rules, sir.

Okay, with your EMP— Sorry, whatever magic repair guy has to fix this.

Okay, a lot of background noise.

You want a filter to ID mentions It was very serious.

We worked for a while and he was not no crack. I mean, not at all. So no joke.

No joke.

So you know my dad was a therapist, right? Oh no. Oh yes. Perfect.

Let's see what these upstanding gentlemen have to say.

So glad we left the Maggia behind. Hammerhead's the future of this city. You don't think it's kind of Messed up?

What?

You know, what he's doing to himself. Project Olympus. That ain't natural. What, your tribal tattoo is natural? It's not the same.

Okay, I don't like to make assumptions, but I'm pretty sure there aren't a lot of valedictorians around here.

Want to stay for a beer later?

One of these guys has to know what Hammerhead's This isn't helpful at all. Thanks for nothing.

He started crying. It makes me just laugh even harder, you know.

What's up, Jeremy?

Hold up in one location.

Morons think they're safer that way. Boss will show them. Gonna hit them all at once. End the war. Take over the Maggia. Stupid Dons.

If Hammerhead takes out the Dons, he'll control the whole Maggia. I have to reach them first.

Someone here must know their location. Isolate their vocal waveforms.

Yo, this assault on the Maggia Dons, where's it happening? Got a location? Nah, new guy says he knows though. Hammerhead told him personal, like he says. What's up with newbies getting intel before us? Gonna bust this kid's chops.

I really hope the new guy knows where the dons are at. Come on, new guy, you can do it.

I want to isolate the conversation.

Oh no way, he started. Hey, heard you know where the Dons is at. Keep your voice down. It's just, uh, I, I don't know.

Come on, new guy.

I knew it, friggin' new fish. But, but I do know who does know. Uh, Vinnie and Gino. Yeah, they're in the back and they ain't telling nobody. Like that's news. Vinnie and Gino know everything. Stop running your mouth, new guy.

Kenny and Gino, huh? Need to get in the back.

See what they know.

Door by the pinball machines must lead to the back.

Just need to get it open.

Place is a trash. Dino! Dino!

No, Dino! Warning! Pardon me, coming through.

Fuse again? Hey, what's going on in here? Vinnie and Gino, some big plan.

A map of Hammerhead's businesses. Gotta get a better look at it.

In a distillery, in the auto shop. Hammerhead's printing money for years.

There.

When I'm done here, I'm calling MJ. She's going to want to know about those spots for her piece on crime fronts. Okay, onward. Need to find Vinnie and Gino, figure out where the Majadons are.

I don't really know, bro. I mean, maybe me and my girlfriend would probably go out and do something, but I don't know. I don't really usually celebrate my birthday.

Good.

You heard about this, uh, Project Olympus business? I heard.

Vinnie and Gino, I presume. These guys know Hammerhead's next move. I think there's notes on that table.

Sure is, from the outside. These Maggiodons have no idea what Hammerhead has in store for them. They're gonna be real—

Maggiodons? AM radio. Fint, I got one of them. Now for the other.

I feel like it's their birthday. They're sad. So like the first day of school? Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. So the Mages— I know the lights.

Kidding me?

Now's my chance.

Box in here.

An electric box.

That's what I said.

Dons are hiding in the Auerbach Theater. I need to reach them before Hammerhead does. Nice work.

They got caught in '14.

With several bottles of bleach.

Hey MJ, it's Pete.

Yeah, I have your number in my phone, Pete. You don't have to tell me it's you.

Right, obviously. Listen, I know you're working on that piece about Maggia fronts. I found something that might help. Yeah, I have the location of 4 Hammerhead businesses, and I'm willing to bet real money that they're not legit.

You have no money to bet, but I appreciate the sentiment. I'll look into them right away.

Why don't you let me do the legwork? I'll pass along what I find.

That would be so helpful. I'm on a deadline. Let's talk soon. All units, officers transporting key Hammerhead witness requesting backup.

Please respond.

A witness brave enough to stand up against Hammerhead? I better go and keep an eye on him.

You didn't need to call for backup. I really did. You don't think we can drive a guy a few blocks? Have you seen what's going on out there? I don't trust anybody.

They're moving.

I'll stay on their tail in case anyone shows up without an invite.

All clear so far.

What, are you trying to jinx us?

Come on, why take chances? Because superstition is ridiculous. We'll see.

All quiet so far.

Maybe too quiet. Man, I wish there was someone around to hear me say that.

We've got company!

Hey, bro, you're always in the wrong place at the wrong time. I got to keep that witness safe.

Don't you ever get tired of losing? Feel like after a while I'd really get tired of losing.

Maybe it's just me.

That could have gone badly. I should keep an eye out for more of Hammerhead's guys.

Guys around us. I hit them with the Michael Jackson.

Change of plans, moving the witness to a new safe house.

Spider-Man, how's the hunt?

Good, got a lead on the Dons. How are you?

Tired. Just finished calling my men's families.

It was hard.

Good, but hard.

I'll take care of this, Yuri. Don't worry. Okay, on to the Auerbach Theater. It's gun sitting time.

Backup required for an active shootout.

All units, report came in from Over.

The Dons must be inside. Looks like they're safe. We're safe. Great.

This is kind of an Imperial Tons-only screening, guys.

This game goes dark one way or another.

Why do people even make these dug deep things?

I gotta come up with a better name for them.

Bring it down! Pick off any more of mine.

You know, you could have just stayed home. You wouldn't have to pay so much for popcorn.

I'm going to end this.

He keeps jumping around. Let's kill him!

How'd he do that?

Hey guys, honestly, I hear this one is better on demand anyways.

Time to die, hero. No! Hit up to it! You're a dead man! You see that?

Too many men down. Bring him back hard. You got a Deathwing, huh? Whoa, what the hell? More of them up on the roof.

They've rigged the building with explosives.

Overkill much, fellas?

Got to take Hammerhead's men out and disable these bombs.

Hold on, Dill.

One to go. Does Hammerhead do Casual Fridays? The suits must be— Now they're on the other rooftop.

More explosives. Got to move fast.

Quit messing around!

Don't you guys ever get tired of losing losing. I'm just saying, it must be a—

There's two.

The crowd holds its breath, and yes folks, yes, it's a triple play!

The crowd goes wild!

Okay, the Dons should be safe now. I should head inside and check on them just in case. Hope the Dons are okay and ready to find a new hideout. Guys, we really need to rethink your security setup. Right, because of the digging tank things, obviously. Crap, this did not go well. Yuri, he got away with the Dons.

What? Are you serious?

The Sable tech he's been stealing? She had more in her arsenal than I thought.

You told me you would take care of this. You told me not to worry.

I did, yes, and I screwed up. I'm sorry.

No more breaks, no more time off. I'm on this now. I'll call you when I've got a plan.

Crap.

Great work, Pete.

Just great.

Hey guys, it's me, obviously.

Really don't have time for this today, Screwball.

There's always time for great content, especially when it stars New York's favorite Spider Guy in a series of high-stakes life-or-death challenges. Come on, you know you want to join the fun. Don't keep my audience waiting.

Available units, please be aware of potential nausea snipers.

In the area. Report came in from near Insomnia.

Over. Hey Peter, you got a sec? What are you up to?

Oh, you know, the usual. Spidering. And then what's up?

I just wanted to thank you again Thank you again for that first lesson. I mean, I thought we were actually gonna do stuff, but now I'm like so full of knowledge. This whole thing is unreal.

When nobody's shooting at you, it is in fact fairly rapid.

So when's our next lesson?

So, uh, I don't know, Miles. There's a lot going on.

I've been finishing all my homework early and all my chores are good around the house, and I haven't dunked on a single fool in basketball once, I swear.

No, that's great, Miles. You're doing a great job. I'll, uh, let you know as soon as I'm free, okay? Okay.

Yeah, awesome.

Thanks, Peter. I've created a monster. A monster of enthusiasm. Sorry about that.

Fuck off, you morons!

Don't know what we would have done without you.

Getting pretty sick of these Hammerhead guys and their To be honest, I honestly hate screwball.

And away we go! Oh, can't wait to see what thrilling action Spidey brings to the table for season You know, I'm actually in talks with this competing subscription service, so please, I basically discovered you, and if you leave, my fans will be so upset. Angry flash mobs upset. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. Bye.

Okay, since last time, I modified the Trojan she installed to ping her location each time I do one of her shows. Once I get enough pings, I can triangulate, find her hideout, and send her on early hiatus straight to Rikers.

Gotta move quick and quiet.

Come on, SM, we want more photo bombs!

Oh, this is tense.

Will Spider-Man get caught? Will the hostage survive? Fans are dying to know. Ah, now that is a photobomb!

Those motion sensors look like they could be disabled with a web.

Oddjob Bob 34 says, JSYK, I just reported you to the police. Hahaha, you messed with the wrong streamer, Bob. Prepare to be doxxed. Sensors back online.

Oh, so close. If they see me, the hostage is dead.

Persistent little bugger, aren't you? Oh, this is tense. Will Spider-Man get caught? Will the hostage survive? Fans are dying to know. Oh, how did he not see that coming? Ah, now that is a photobomb! Photobomb! Don't miss it. Oddjob Bob 34 says, JSYK, I just reported you to the police. You messed with the wrong Streamer bot, prepare to be doxxed. Well, I guess that's technically a picture.

Shane, what's going on, man?

Photo bomb!

Don't miss it.

Yeah, yeah, taking a look.

Minty Breath 77 is wondering, hey Screwball, can I interview you for a school project? Ah, sure thing, Minty Breath. Check my website for speaking and appearance fees, huh?

Nap time.

Hey guys, friendly neighborhood screwball here. If you like that, click the share button and tell your friends. Dude, photobomb! Are you even trying? Photobomb! Don't miss it.

Sleep it off.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

Picking us off.

Literally didn't see that coming.

Oh, look at that, a photobomb! Better get over there.

Not fair! Stop it!

You're just not good at this, are you, SM?

Man, I hate Screwball's missions.

Gotta move quick and quiet.

Come on, SM, we want more photobombs!

Got it!

Ooh, how did he not see that coming? Oh, now that is a photobomb! Photobomb! Look at Spidey go! Oddjob Bob 34 says, JSYK, I just reported you to the police. You messed with the wrong streamer, Bob. Prepare to be doxxed. Hey guys, friendly neighborhood Screwball here. If you like that, click the share button and tell your friends.

Hey Santiago, how we looking over there? Someone make sure Santiago—

there, camera's back. Don't do it again.

Man, forget about your photobomb.

Minty Breath 77 is wondering, hey Screwball, can I interview you for a school project? Ah, sure thing, Minty Breath. Check my website for speaking and appearance fees, huh?

Sweet dreams.

Another sensor down. Yes!

Nighty night.

Still close to perfection.

Sit tight, wait for the police.

Listen up. We can't let Hammerhead continue to arm himself, and those burrowing tanks will tear apart our lockup. I'm spreading the remaining Sable gear throughout the city. Give him multiple targets. Force him to thin his men out.

Okay, what do you need from me?

Protect the transports. We'll have multiple runs in transit at once. Be ready to back up any that get into trouble.

You got it.

Once the gear's relocated, we'll focus on Hammerhead. Stay sharp. Lives are on the line.

Not liking what I hear in her voice. I gotta make time for Yuri after this. She gives me a lot of grief, but I can't let her down.

Let me see if I can pick up the police comms channels.

Unimpeded. Repeat, Convoy 3 progress unimpeded.

Route appears clear ahead, no host—

All units, eyes up for armed Hammerhead hostiles along transport routes.

Armed hostiles? Not for long. Looks like Hammerhead caught wind of Yuri's plan.

Snipers, hold the convoy!

Got to take out those snipers and keep the convoy moving.

Yuri must have heard.

There, that should get things moving Spider-Man, clear the snipers.

Move out.

Snipers all along the convoy route, like a shooting gallery. I need to push ahead and clear the way.

Yo, what's up, Jason?

Halt and wait for the all clear.

I can't let Hammerhead's men get their hands on all those Sable weapons and tech.

Picked a bad day to mess with us.

Line them up and knock them down.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Route's clear, let's move.

What is it with guys like Hammerhead always wanting to fight? Probably has something to do with not having a binky when he was a baby.

Doing good, bro.

Whatever, it's Hammerhead's men.

Come and find them.

Keep the stable tech contained.

Surprise, surprisers! Surprisers? Oh yeah, it's a word now. Hammerhead must have a mole in the department feeding him info on the convoy route. Like our new ride?

We're going to—

even more, uh, no, that's it, I'm going with dick boys.

That's what they're called Now. Police can keep the Sable Tank safe.

All units, situation developing near the mayor's compound. Something's—

something's coming out of the ground.

We need backup. Repeat, assistance requested.

So how is everyone doing today?

I know she cares about her men.

She's got to learn not to shoulder all that responsibility.

Says the king of shouldering too much responsibility.

Man, don't you guys hate these things? It's going to take ages to repave. Traffic's going to be a nightmare.

Spider-Man, we'll stay on the convoy if you can help with Hammerhead's guys.

You got it.

You think I can't get you up there? You keep falling right into our trap, bug.

You guys know the cops have radios, right? Ambushes don't stay secret for long.

So Jason, you excited about to see Bad Boys next week with the boys?

Are they ever going to run out of those big boys?

I'll break you, little man!

Think I can't get you up there?

I'll snap this one.

Hey, Spider, chase them!

No, no, no, they're running with disabled attack. I've got to keep this off Yuri's plate.

I'll handle it. I can handle it.

Hey, Spider, you just keep following us, okay?

Oh, I plan on it.

Love it when a plan comes together, you know, Spider.

This is your plan? This? I'm losing them.

Here's your stuff. More.

Better hurry.

Yuri, good timing.

Hammerhead was keeping you away and we fell for it.

Get back!

Yuri!

No, no, prep the first responders.

Make sure the ER is clear and knows we're bringing in— knows, knows what we're bringing in.

This was all a setup, distracting me from Hammerhead's real target.

Need to get to Yuri. Why did he hit the police precinct? I thought all the Sable tech was out of there.

Yuri sounds okay, physically at least.

I know she's tough, but everyone has a breaking point.

I'm so sorry, Yuri. I should have been here.

He knew exactly what he was doing. He went straight for the cases marked Project Olympus.

Any idea what that is?

No, but he has it now, and we'll get him. I know.

Where are you going?

To teach a lesson in fear.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Deep breath.

You can move, or I can arrest You, Ariel, we need to work together. You need to stay the hell out of my way.

This could not possibly end well.

Guys, if you like, you guys can, uh, give me a thumbs up on the, on the live video if you like.

Maybe set a keyword check on the police band. Hope for some mention of Hammerhead or the Maggia. While I wait, I should hit the streets, see what See what else Hammerhead's men are up to.

Hey, we don't need you here right now, right? All units, we have reports of a crash. Witness reported location as the yards.

I don't know anything.

I'm snoring now.

Spider-Man's got to show up the one time I'm on the hit.

Look, if you want to hang out with me less, you just got to do less crimes.

You see that? He felt that.

Up there! Those Hammerhead guys won't be bothering anyone anymore. Going down.

MJ made it into one of Hammerhead's operations. Looks like a distillery, but it's got to be a front. I'd put my money on smuggling, like illegal weapons or fancy gangster hats.

You mean fedoras? I think that might almost be worse than the weapons. Let me know what you find.

Fedoras, right?

The spider's around. Got you! You're going down, webs!

Hey, there's Spider-Man!

Get him! He couldn't have gone far. You picked a bad day to mess with us.

Oh, what the hell? Put your drinks down and stop fighting.

Drinking on the job?

I'm going to have to report escort you all to Hammerhead HR.

Come on down here. Want some of this? Don't let him get you.

There you are!

Anyone out?

Fire!

Take cover!

I'll mess you up! I'll teach you respect!

Try that on me!

We can't lose anyone else.

Spider-Man, kill him before he destroys the printer!

You guys throw parties in here? You should totally throw parties in here.

Don't touch me like that.

Boss wants his head. He's going to hurt, little man. Take him out!

Let's not tank our economy any further now, boys.

Hey Pete, just working on my piece and wanted to check in. Did you find out what they're using that facility for?

No sign of big smugglers in fedoras, just big illegal currency printers.

Figures.

I'll be in touch in no time.

How did he do that? I'm going to squash you! I'm going to end this.

This guy means business.

Let's kick it up a notch. Welcome Into the air show.

Protect the money!

Counterfeiting is bad, but do any of you have a spare couple bundles for rent money? Just asking.

Watch it! How'd he do that? I'll mess you up! Bring him down!

Look up, you morons!

Take him out!

Don't let him get into the office!

You guys got any more illegal stuff in the office? Just asking for a friend.

Got me! Squash this car!

Incoming!

Okay, great thinking on the boss's part. Man down!

Show him some hurt! Back hard. Break your—

Nip, put your drinks down and start fighting!

Drinking on the job? I'm going to have to report you all to Hammerhead HR.

Watch out here, you wuss! Stay out of our business!

He's taking out too many of them!

Can't lose anyone else!

We're going to pound your face in. Want some of this?

Spider-Man, kill him before he destroys the printer!

You guys throw parties in here? You should totally throw parties in here.

Think I can't get you up there?

Out of our business. Up there!

You better run.

Holy crap, boss injured! Guard!

Whoa, what the hell? Fuck him up! What's up?

Welcome to the airship.

Get off your butts, you idiots, and take him out!

Let's not tank our economy any further now, boys.

Hey Pete, just working on my piece and wanted to check in.

Did you find out what they're using that distillery for?

No sign of big smuggled fedoras, just big illegal currency printers.

Figures.

I'll be in touch in no time.

Stay out of our business. I can handle this clown. We can't lose anyone else.

I'll mess you up. You're a dead man!

The hell? We're losing too many guys! Protect the money!

Counterfeiting is bad, but do any of you have a spare couple bundles for rent money? Just asking.

I'll mess you up!

Bring it down! Say good night.

Don't let him get into the office.

You guys got any more illegal stuff in the office? Just asking for a friend.

Teach you respect.

Don't let him kick you.

I did some damage.

No, they'll be cleaning you off their walls when I'm done.

The hell, this is going to hurt.

Great thinking on the boss's part. These new printers are making our lives Way easier. Easier than taking candy from a baby. Uh, I'm— What the—

You're in timeout.

Take him out!

Look! Hands down!

I'll teach you where to stop. Okay, put your drinks down and stop fighting!

Breaking on the job? I'm going to have to report you all to Hammerhead HR.

I'll break your freaking jaw.

Ah, crap! I'll end you! Be too damn bad!

Watch out for those webs!

How'd he do that? You better run!

How'd he do that?

Spider-Man, kill him before he destroys the prison!

You guys throw parties in here? You should Totally throw parties in here.

Bring him back to Ariel.

I can't get you up there. Holy crap. They'll be clipping on the walls when I'm done. Quit messing around!

He felt that.

Only too many guns.

Let's kick it up a notch. I should have recorded this.

I'll end you. Get off your butts, idiots, and take him out!

Let's not tank our economy any further now, boys.

Hey Pete, just working on my piece and wanted to check in. Did you find out what they're using that distillery for?

No sign of big smuggled in fedoras, just big illegal currency printers. Figures. I'll be in touch in no time.

What the hell?

Look out for those webs! Protect the money!

Counterfeiting is bad, but do any of you have a spare couple bundles for rent money? Just asking.

Oh my—

What the hell? Boss wants his head. Don't let him get into the office.

You guys got any more illegal stuff in the office? Just asking for a friend.

Move down here and You're out of your weight class. I'll get you back. Incoming!

Welcome to the air show.

I'll snap your spine! You're going down!

In the air!

I can handle this, Cloud.

All right, cool, bro.

Later.

Fumes are starting to get to me. I should get over to the office before I pass out. No money, no beer, but ledgers that prove they're counterfeiting.

Hey, MJ, I'm just wrapping up.

What do you got for me?

I found a paper trail tying Hammerhead to this place for your article. And there's something else, an encrypted file. Seemed important, so I copied it, sending it your way.

Pete, this is incredible! Thank you. I'll see what I can get out of this file.

Wait, keyword check has something.

Repeat, reports of gunfire at the Hammerhead establishment. The Bar with No Name. Available units, redirect.

Someone hit the Bar with No Name.

Need to hurry, get there before the police. See what I can learn.

Hey Peter, you still busy?

A little, Miles. Why, what's up?

Uh, it's just, you know, carjacker delivery. The guys won't forget that.

That's just rude.

He's down. Thanks, Spider-Man. You're next. You got a death wish?

Like fish in a barrel. And the bodega cats of New York are safe in their windows once again.

Magia witness transport in progress.

Available units, please respond.

Nerest officer, please proceed to Manhattanville.

Sorry about that.

What were we talking about?

Uh, it's just, you know, I'm really itching to get back out there, keep training, get working on my Spidey skills.

Yeah, I'm so sorry, things have been so—

I know, I know, I know, you're super busy. So I was thinking, why don't I just come with you?

Come with me?

Where?

Yeah, you know, like, what are your missions Nope, nope.

Get the hell out of here.

Better keep an eye on that witness.

Transport route clear.

Safe house location confirmed. Ready to receive. Copy that. We've got a 417. Send backup.

This wouldn't be safe today, folks. Nothing to see here.

Move along.

Never touches the ground.

Happy to let the police take—

Units in the area, we have Maggia destroying property.

Nearest officer, proceed to Robinson.

Get that cut off here, Miles. You said you wanted to come with me somewhere?

Yeah, you know, like one of your missions or quests or patrols or whatever you call them. Taking down bad guys, stopping evil, you know, that stuff. The superhero stuff.

I think it's a bit too soon for that, Miles. So I definitely appreciate the offer. Why? Well, it's not like the movies, you know. You can get seriously hurt. This Pretty bad dudes on the streets right now.

Well, I got to learn somehow.

I know.

We'll get together soon, okay? I promise.

Okay. Thanks, man.

Teens make me feel ancient.

Look up, you moron! Want some of this? Keep running! Fight him, man!

Got it.

We can't lose anyone else.

Let's kick it up a notch.

Welcome to the air show.

In the air!

Don't Hammerhead's goons know that everyone in this city She is just trying to make a living. Okay, got here before the police. Let's see what went down in here. This is brutal. Who did all this? Yuri. I've never seen Yuri lose control like this. Hey, what is that?

Spiderbot!

Wow, can't believe you survived all this, little buddy. Is that a phone? Call from Vinnie.

Uh, hello?

Gino, The hell you been? Lady cop just lit up the warehouse on Third.

Lady cop?

Yeah, what, what, a Nabi or whatever. She wrecked the joint. I'm dropping my engine at Mercy General, then meeting the main crew to get ready for tonight.

Ready for what's happening tonight again, bro?

You hit your head or something? The big show. Boss wants everyone sharp. Get your ass in gear, meet us at the rally point.

Big show. Hammerhead must have something planned with the Dons. I need to find out what. Best bet is tracking this Vinnie guy. Hope I can get to Mercy General in time. When Yuri left the precinct, she said she was going to teach a lesson in fear. That's not the part that scares me the most. It was the look on her face. I've seen that look on a lot of criminals, but never a police officer. Mercy General. Okay, running a trace of all cell phone usage in the last 5 minutes. If my man Vinny's still here, I should be able to track him. I hope. I'm getting some signals, but I need to get closer to match Vinny's ID. Now just need to isolate the signal. Nope, not Vinny. Come on, be you, Vinny, be you. Not him. Got to keep searching. Please be Vinnie. Please be Vinnie. Not his ID.

Damn.

This one feels right to me.

No good. Come on, come on, he has to still be here.

I feel like a spy.

Come on, come on. Yes, that's him! Bless you, Vinnie.

There's Vinnie. Better stay close, but not too close. According to Vinnie, Hammerhead has a show planned for tonight, and I doubt it's on Broadway or off-Broadway or experimental black box on off of Ludlow Broadway. Come on, Vinnie, give me something. You're my only hope. He's getting into a car.

Bad move, Vinnie.

You know how valuable that parking spot was?

Since Hammerhead kidnapped the other dons, he's been quiet. My guess is it has something to do with them. I just need to find out what it is and get to Hammerhead before Yuri. Jeez, Vinny, I don't mean to be a backseat driver, but come on, at least pretend you care about traffic laws.

This must be where Vinny's meeting the main crew. Should eavesdrop, see if I can get any more details about tonight's big show.

Damn, these new shoes. We heading to the construction site later? Boss wants smooth play. We do love his drama. All right, let me know if you see Gino yet. Told him to meet me here.

Whatever's happening tonight, it's going down at a construction site. Which one?

Hammerhead controls a half dozen.

Someone needs a nap.

I'll take guard duty from here, thank you very much.

Wait, wait, we going to the east side or the west side tonight? West side, you schmuck.

Come on.

Right, right, sorry. Inner ear problem, you know, gets me turned around.

Construction site on the west side. Narrows it down, but not enough. Got to keep listening in.

And you're done. You're just not very observant. Somebody there?

Say good night.

The hell is Gino? He was supposed to handle the concrete. Show starts at 9 PM sharp, no time for screw-ups. I'll check in on the mixers. It'll be ready by 9, I promise.

Show starts at 9, good to know. But I still need a location.

Heard something.

That wasn't the wind. Wes, find the fucking crusher. That wasn't the wind.

Heard something. Okay, I can imagine that.

Show starts at 9. Good to know, but I still need a location. I can only I can only eavesdrop if I stay hidden.

Bro, it's the site by the A stop on 34th. G train don't even run in Manhattan. What's wrong with you? Give me a break, man. I'm from Jersey. Hey, on 34th. Got it.

Jeez, construction site by 34th. That's Hudson Yards.

That's it.

Hammerhead's planning something for the Dons tonight at Hudson Yards. I should make sure these guys can't show up for the assist later.

What the— better investigate.

Oh, sorry, did I startle you?

That wasn't the way.

That's not good.

Okay, that's all of them. Apparently the big show is tonight. Right, why do I get the feeling it's not going to have a happy ending? Okay, time for the show. Hope I'm dressed for the occasion.

Why can't Hammerhead just be a normal, maja criminal? You know, quietly running a waste management business, wearing tracksuits, eating Why can't Hammerhead just be a normal Maja criminal? You know, quietly running a waste management business, wearing tracksuits, eating lots of meatballs, running the occasional scam. Why does he have to have such Get us out of here!

Majadans, look who it is. The Bug, just in time for the broadcast.

Broadcast?

Good evening, New York. Welcome to tonight's entertainment, the changing of the guard.

What is this?

Remember when honor and loyalty weren't just words? When the Maggia were feared and respected? Tonight, the good old days are coming back.

Help! Help!

Wish I could join the festivities. Sit tight, I'll be seeing you all real soon.

Unless I shut off the cement mixer, the Dons are going to get buried alive. Stopped it for now.

Now to keep them off the controls.

Live on it, Yuri.

Did I really get here first? The Dons are dead if I don't shut down the mixer.

Get that mixer back on!

You ready for a new New York, little bud?

Again, what a moment.

No, cement mixer's running again.

Someone get on the mixer.

Guys, just need to hold on a little longer.

He's starting to freeze down here. Hammerhead's stronger than he's ever been.

Got to get that guy away from the mixer.

Command, stop! Get on it!

Someone order a sardine can full of pinstripe polyester?

Hammerhead's going to make this city strong as he is. Real soon!

Cement level's still low.

Got to keep it that way.

Now if they could just stay off.

Can't let him get back on the mixer. You know, guys, be way easier for me to beat you if you just put down the shield. You guys cool if I call those things dick boys?

Oh, I think it's going to catch on.

Everyone thinks SEALs are so cool, but honestly— No, no, they are cool. Another dick boy. How many cup holders do you guys have in there?

What do you call them?

I, uh, dick boys.

The hell is wrong with you?

I don't know, man.

You come up with a name for them.

How about your dad, huh? Figures. You made it too high!

Halfway up!

We're gonna die!

We're gonna die!

No, the mixer shorted out. It can't be turned off. Please hold.

Guess I can add cement-proof to my weapon's list of features.

Hey, how about a little help out here?

Everyone hold tight.

We're going to get you out of there.

Don will be safe with the police. Now for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Flat-Headed.

Nice work, Bug.

Kind of spoiled my big night, but we'll roll with it. Risks of live TV. You like Project Olympus?

In action.

Finished it up while you were playing with the dogs.

So that's what they're wearing in Paris this season. Hate to say it, but brushed gunmetal is not your color.

I'm trying to revitalize the mob over here. That takes long-term leadership. Now I'm long-term.

Your parts warranty may be long-term, but you, you're nuts.

Nah, I'm just a guy who knows a thing or two about PR. The city don't take the Maggia seriously no more, don't respect us. But after they see me break you in half, all that's going to change. Time to bring back the glory days.

Got to be faster.

Should know your obsession with respect comes off insecure.

Call in Victor, your from your body.

There, I can attack right after he finishes the charge.

Then I can sort out his new gear. Really see this ending well for you?

I don't see this ending for me at all.

Oh, that is one hard head.

Heroes!

Hit him right after he tries to charge.

I've punched a lot of heads.

Yours has to be the hardest.

You got your shots coming after the head, and I'd like to keep them on the inside, thanks. Freeze!

You're under arrest.

So yeah, turning yourself into a crime against nature. Maybe not such a good idea after all, huh, pal?

You weren't listening when I said long term. Old school Mashi's got patience, knows how to wait till just the right moment.

Yuri, what are you—

No, Yuri, don't do this!

Captain, stop! This is bad.

Last time we met, you said something about fear. How do you feel now?

Just dandy.

Feel bad for the captain, but I'm glad this monster's dead.

Who says he's dead?

Boss.

No, no, no! Fire's here!

Just in time to end the bullet! You guys even tried talking through your feelings yet?

Someone start shooting that far! Aim for the suit, they hate that! You think Hammerhead's good for this city? You're nuts!

Hey, Peter.

Hey, Miles.

You okay?

Uh, why do you ask?

Right, we haven't covered Spidey Sense yet. Put that on the list for our next list.

Oh yeah, uh, no, I'm fine. I'm just at General.

You're at the hospital? Why? What happened? Did someone come after No, no, no, no, no, nothing like that.

It's just, uh, I kind of jumped off a bridge.

You what?

I jumped off a bridge in Queens. Are you okay?

I'm coming to get you.

No, no, no, I'm totally fine. Well, I broke a toe.

Did you know that there is nothing that they can do for that?

They just kind of just wish you luck.

Miles, can be doing stuff like that.

I know that now.

I'm serious.

You may have powers, but you're not indestructible.

Trust me, your powers—

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but they're a responsibility. You have to treat them that way.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'll do better.

I know you will. I'll see you this weekend for another lesson, okay?

Okay. Thanks, Peter.

Feel better, Hey guys, it's time for another very special episode. Are you ready? Do you have snacks?

You should get snacks.

Thanks to that cutie little Trojan I slipped into your suit way back, you can only use 2 of your gadgets. No cheat codes.

Looks like I got to play along.

Let me show you what I got.

I'll kill you!

Get her back down here!

Did you not read the TNC? Gadgets only!

Never touches the ground.

Pins are lined up. Knock them down!

Where did you get this spider?

That's it, give me something to make an emote out of.

Look out!

That was effective with a capital E. Excuse me, did you miss that photobomb on purpose?

Because now I'm ruined.

Oh, I am so going to GIF this photobomb. Don't miss it. Not faster than my Aww, now that is a photobomb! Show us what you've got, Spidey!

You're going to feel this, Spidey!

You absolute unit! Oh, oh, don't miss the photobomb!

Over for you! LOL, look at that squirm!

OMG, some government agent is going to love watching this through my screen.

Watch out!

Oh, look at that, a photobomb! Better get over there.

Now that's energy total.

Mediocrity. RIP my channel.

It's all good, Spidey. Don't worry about it.

No, an execution.

I've got to stop those Hammerhead guards.

We got company.

See how you do against someone who isn't tied up.

Well, you tied it.

The reason I went to the All units, gunfire exchanged between two vehicles. Haji is suspected. Witness reported location as the yards. Hey fellas, how about you pull this over and we'll talk about how Hammerhead is the worst?

We lost one!

That spider stole our mark! Time to die, hero! That's not good.

Good guys shoot, bad guys—

So right now I'm just doing the side missions right now because since I just finished the story, so yeah.

Feelings yet? We're going to pound your face in.

Got a black eye under that mask. Him down. That beat this! I'm going to make you pay for that!

So Hammerhead sure inspires dedication.

We got him pinned. If we don't get him out of here soon, he's— Cops!

So where am I headed for? I got to help.

Have you guys ever considered switching to water guns? I mean, obviously the super intense ones, but still.

Go!

Man, I—

All units advised, witnesses report an active vehicle shootout.

Backup needed in Bloomingdale.

If I stop the Hammerhead—

this is Hammerhead!

Get out of here!

If I stop the Maja first, Hammerhead's got my butt. How's that for a logic puzzle?

Because you guys are crazy! You think chicken?

Gee, thanks, Spider-Man!

You're next! You're going down!

More Hammerhead goons. I've definitely earned an Eddie's Pie after this.

I'll break your freaking jaw.

Take him out.

Good guys 2, bad guys 0.

Going down.

Hey MJ, I'm at an old speakeasy crawling with Hammerhead's goons. Wanna guess what they're protecting?

Probably more than just an expired liquor license. See if you can find anything that'll tell us more about his operation.

10-4, Spidey out.

What the hell? Cleaning you off the walls when I'm done. Don't let him get you. Incoming!

Like fish in a barrel.

No more games, fellas. We got to get this freak.

You guys charging to cover? We're kind of short right now. Maybe you can spot me.

Holy crap, we can't lose anyone else. I'll get you a snack.

They keep jumping around.

Taking out too many of us.

The boss wants his head on a wall.

Was there supposed to be a password to get in here? Was it Hammerhead?

I bet it was.

You asked for it. Shoot him dead.

Hey, fellas, this going back to the water? And that's what they used to call drinks, right?

They'll be cleaning you off the walls when I'm done.

Pete, is now a good time?

Oh, as good a time as any.

I decrypted the file you found in that last Hammerhead project.

Don't tell me—

Hammerhead's baby photos? Did he always have the weird skull, or is it more of a recent thing?

No, it's— it looks like Hammerhead's I've been collecting information on the cops, on Captain Watanabe.

Yuri, why would Hammerhead care about her in particular?

There's digital clippings here. Watanabe got her first big win by taking down a ring of Maggia traffickers. She joined the force with a very specific goal in mind.

So she's always headed in for the Maggia. I wonder why.

I'm not sure, but I can tell there's a story here. I'll let you go. Back to work for us both.

Don't let him take off anymore.

Get everyone out here!

Come on!

Don't tell me there's another speakeasy identical to this one right behind those doors!

How did you—

You're going to pay for that!

Let's kick it up a notch and we're done!

Need to mess with us. I'm going to blast you.

We be firing the scenery and kill him.

Shot in the dark, but, uh, anyone know where I can find the office with the secret documents?

Take him out! You're going to pay for that! Stand down! Keep coming!

Like fish in a barrel.

Who dares fire?

Bring him back! Fuck off, you war eyes!

We're moving on, left or right? Face it!

Look out!

Shame they destroyed so much of this place. It's actually really nice.

I did some damage.

MJ, I got it. Hammerhead was laundering his counterfeit cash through here with the help of some less than legit gambling operations. I've also got another encrypted file for you.

Solid work, Pete. I'll add this all to my piece right now.

Awesome, MJ. Thanks.

Today on Just the Facts with J.

Jonah Jameson, the Maggia are turning the streets of Man—

It's Hammerhead's thugs!

They're here for the Witness! Hammerhead will make you wish you just had the Witness, Hulk!

Better catch up to the convoy to make sure nothing happens to it.

I know you were planning on taking that witness back to Hammerhead today, but the thing is Protect the witness!

Oh no!

Bluff's up! Never touches the ground.

In the air! You better run!

Happy to let the police take it from here. The trial goes well.

Hey guys, things have gotten pretty bad in my comment section lately, so my amazing fans are heading out to the streets to track down all the haters.

Amazing fans, unhinged escaped inmates, potato, potato. I better make sure nobody gets hurt.

This is a quandary. I'm mad that you're messing up my fans, but I'm also glad because my views are through the roof.

Okay, now I'm just showing off.

Hey, you know what I'm in the mood for?

A photo bomb! That's a freaking acrobat! Stay still!

Lift your wings!

Garnet Forever 69 says, I have no idea what's going on, but I love it!

Under your lead!

Oh no!

Now that is a photobomb!

You messed with the wrong guy! Someone get him down here!

Let's remix this! Hammerhead's fans should do the trick.

Now she's found it with Hammerhead.

Photobomb!

Don't miss it!

They keep jumping around!

We're shooting You better run!

Fuck this!

Oh, don't miss the photo bomb!

Careful, we're lo— Out of the way!

Oh yeah, oh yeah, keep that good good coming, FM! Love, love, love, love, love, love!

I'll get yours back! Up there!

Yeah, look how many of my fans came out to support me! Hey, Lame-O, you missed the photobomb.

Photobomb! Don't miss it.

It's like every punch nets me new life.

Say good night.

Best photobomb ever!

Look up, you moron!

Head down! I can't get you up there, weak punk!

Come on.

Almost awesome.

I should put that on a business card.

That got me average views.

Average, the worst insult in the world.

All units advised, we have reports of ongoing property damage.

Maggia suspected. Additional officers needed at Carnegie Hall, please copy.

This guy means business. Guard coming in hot. Watch out, we're losing Ned.

How'd he do that? He keeps jumping around.

What the hell? That way, huh? Did you see that?

Hammerhead's men are the worst threat to this city since the smoke garbage cans in August.

Going down.

MJ made it to Hammerhead's Upper East Side warehouse. I'm betting he doesn't ship his online shop orders out of here.

Lots of guys just casually wandering around?

Yeah, place is locked down. Not for long.

I'm ready for anything you find. Keep me in the loop.

Sounds like a plan.

Stay out of our business.

Holy crap!

What's up? We'll sort through this stuff later. Kill the spider first!

And here I thought you guys were just using this warehouse to distribute Hammerhead's handmade crafts.

Spider-Man, don't let him get Get in the stable, Tex!

How many Hammerhead thugs does it take to steal ultra high-tech from an international agency? Guess we'll find out.

Bring him back to—

I don't like these Let me get my hands off! You see that? I'll put you in the ground. The boss ain't here, so we got to kill him ourselves.

Think this specialized armor will fit over your formal wear?

Stay out of our business.

Hey Pete, I have more decrypted file beats.

Hit me.

No, no, no, not you guys.

Okay, Hammerhead.

Weirdly obsessed with Watanabe. I hate when guys get internet stalky. Lots of transfer records here. She's been jumping from precinct to precinct.

So the Maggia weren't just the start of her career. She's made them her entire career.

Got it. She's been responsible for shutting down every shady Maggia joint in town for a decade. It's pretty amazing to see, actually.

That's Yuri, all right.

She seems like a bulldog. I think I'd like her.

You would.

Thanks for the heads up, MJ.

No problem. I'm going to keep looking into this.

Talk to you later.

That'll leave a mark. Look up, you washed-up! We can't let them take this tech back from the Vault!

Have you guys ever considered being less obvious in your crime-doing?

Quick, the fat eater!

Mech was on!

Let's kick it up a notch. Welcome to the air show.

Keep jumping around, hands up!

All right, that's one less warehouse full of SableTech for Hammerhead to use against me later.

This place houses a a ton of Sable server space. I hope Hammerhead hasn't gotten into it yet. Time to collect. Hey MJ, not only was this place Hammerhead's Sable distribution front, it was also storing a ton of Sable servers. I cleared it out and I'm sending you another file to decrypt.

Amazing, Pete. Thank you. The story's really coming Together.

Glad to hear it.

Friends, our streets are safer than ever thanks to the tireless efforts of the swimming spectacle.

Hey, before you go, can you sign this for my kids?

And the lesser of two evils is also kind of evil, you know.

Don't let him send you flying.

Omar had sure inspired dedication in his troops, and after he's out of the picture Attention units, police escort requested to move a VIP Maggia witness.

Need additional officers near Sycamore.

Huh?

Sorry, police convoy. Better make sure they get to their destination safely.

Hammerhead knows where our safe house is. We have to Move the witness now. Now?

No kidding.

All right, boys, let's get this show on the road.

Hey, hey! We've got company.

If I lose that convoy, Hammerhead's guys might find us.

That car shouldn't be there. Protect the witness. Take that, boss!

Now, don't you ever get tired of losing? I feel like after a while I really get tired of losing.

Maybe it's just me.

A thing of beauty.

Let me get my hands on you. You're dead, you hear me?

Happy to let the police take it from here. The trial goes well.

Just look natural. Pretend I'm a bad guy. Hi, Spider-Man.

Now typically I don't like to trash talk other Who put this note here? What's a content creator? That means nothing, Jared. Those are two meaningless words that put together make one meaningless phrase, Jared. Hey, what I'm trying to say, listeners, is that I don't speak ill of other extremely famous and influential New Yorkers like myself, but we need to get one thing straight. Straight. Screwball is a menace to this city, just barely surpassed by Spider-Man himself. Do they hand channels out to just anybody these days? This purple-haired punk is allowed to run rampant online, and if she isn't kept in line, she's going to cause a total societal collapse. I can't tell you what to do, fine listeners, and I would never suggest you do anything Borderline illegal. But if Screwball's channel just so happened to be shut down and she was never able to broadcast again, I think that would be a fine way to protect your city. Finer than anything Spider-Man's ever bothered to do for us. Attention units. Reports of shots fired following a vehicle collision. Location is Museum Mile.

Over.

Seems like Hammerhead's thugs.

Spider-Man, you come for some action too?

Hey fellas, miss me?

It's everyone safe.

I'll let the EMT handle it from here.

All units, we got a tip on a Maggia execution in progress. Additional officers needed at Carnegie Hall, please copy.

An execution? I've got to stop those Hammerhead thugs.

How about you let these nice folks go?

You guys really need to stop trying to kill everybody. 10-34, all units.

10-34, shootout still active.

Please respond.

Hey, this is a quandary. I'm mad that you're messing up my fans, but I'm also glad because my views are through the roof.

Pay for that incoming.

All right, I know I have more fans out there. Show your support live right now. I know that is a photo bomb!

So you want to capture it? I know.

GarnetForever69 says, I have no idea what's going on, but I love it!

Come on, we'll get him! Move his back!

Don't lose him!

Oh, oh, don't miss the photo bomb! One headshot and it's over.

Yeah, we're shooting to the top of the Don't let him get any more of us! Getting away with that?

Yes!

Look how many of my fans came out to support me!

You're going to feel this! Boom!

He was ready for me to take down Screwball once and finally.

He got—

Don't let him get any more.

Oh, look at that, a photobomb! Better get over there.

Back down here!

It's like every punch nets me new likes.

You're going to be internet famous, and you're going to be internet famous, and you're going to be internet famous, I promise.

Let's kick it up a notch. Okay, now I'm just showing off.

Throwing a grenade.

Get ready.

Are you even trying? That spider! Don't miss it!

Aww, nice!

Look at you making me look good.

Let me show you what I got.

Guys, we can still win this. One headshot and it's over. Whoa, get back!

Stay still!

Get back down here! Need a clear shot! Let's get clear! Come on, guys, we can still win this. It's over.

I'm so neurotic. I'm mad I didn't perform flawlessly for a criminal.

Total mediocrity. R.I.P.

my channel. Whatever happened to Osborne? Don't read the papers. It's all good and fighting.

Magia snipers reported in the area.

Available units, please respond.

Mobilize on Garvey Park.

Over. Well, folks, seems I have a retraction to make. Some of my previous comments about finding Hammerhead's ideas—

and we're done.

Oh, don't let him get you.

I found your face gate.

Bring him down! Careful!

You moron! A bomb! Men down! They'll be cleaning you off the walls when I'm done.

Spider-Man, really, man?

I love when I can show the cops that I'm not entirely the worst every once in a while.

He was ready for me to take down Screwball once and finally.

Attack being used in—

fighter!

Thank you, Hammerhead!

Everybody out of the pool!

Oh great, what? That's not good. Nobody gets in our way. Get him down here! He keeps jumping around. I'll back you up.

Hammerhead sure inspires dedication in his troops.

Mazia activity suspected in an active shootout.

Available units, please respond.

Nearest officer, please proceed to Manhattanville.

Never thought I'd find myself feeling sympathy for the On you.

The boss wants him dead.

All right, everybody out of the pool.

He's taking out too many of us. I'll mess you up.

You asked for it.

Welcome to the air show.

Get him out of the air. You made a—

Hammerhead sure inspires dedication in his troops, even after he's out of the picture.

If they see me, the hostage is dead. Let's play the quiet game.

This is tense. Will Spider-Man get caught? Will the hostage survive? Fans are dying to know. Ah, now that is a photobomb!

I know, I should have called first.

Oh, look at that, a photobomb! Better get over there. Reminder, y'all, I'll be doing an AMA later tonight, so get your questions ready. Sensors back online.

Yeah, yeah, heading over.

Hey, Nemo, you missed the photobomb. Oh, look at that, a photobomb! Better get over there. Sparky Malarkey 43 says, are those real guns? Keep watching, Sparky, and we'll find out.

Spider-Man's here!

Hey guys, friendly neighborhood Screwball here. If you like that, click the share button and tell your friends. You missed the—

Ah!

Oh, look at that, a photobomb! Better get over there. Hahaha, lol.

Gotta move quick and quiet. People around here work.

Oh, this is tense. Will Spider-Man get caught? Will the hostage survive? Fans are dying to know. Ah, now that is a photobomb!

No talking during the infiltration.

Persistent little bugger, aren't you?

Hey, got some webs over here.

Another one down. Oh, heading— Ross de Pazza 757, thanks for the follow. Reminder, y'all, I'll be doing an AMA later tonight, so get your questions ready.

God, look at Spidey go! See anything, Coop?

Cooper? Get someone to wake his ass up.

Hey, Nemo, you missed the photobomb. Photobomb!

Don't miss it.

Sparky Malarkey 43 says, are those real guns? Keep watching, Sparky, and we'll find Find out.

Another sensor down. Take a break, you earned it.

Hey, Nemo, you missed the photobomb.

Oh, oh, don't miss the photobomb!

Yeehaw, my sensor's back, you cheating little troll!

Oh, I did it!

Hey, there!

You are getting very sleepy.

You missed the— V2 bomb!

Give me a sec, I'll check it out.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater! You got to move, Spidey!

Almost out of time. We coming in. Just like in school.

I'm a chronic underachiever. That's it.

I'm so not subscribing to your RSS feed after that.

That's it.

The code I manipulated in Screwball's Trojan, it's collected enough data that I can actually track her location.

Got her.

Just be standing here like that.

We don't need you here right now. Huh?

Anybody streaming?

Okay, I guess I just got to grab the right What the—

OMG, OMG, you should see your face!

You're not here. I should have figured.

Your little code manip was cute, but did you really think that I, the queen of memes, would let you catch me that easily?

I was kind of hoping.

LOL, SM, you know I'm Spidey fan numero uno. But if we collab IRL now, how will we ever make season 3?

We could always not.

Ah, don't be like that. I'm sure I'll see you soon. Enjoy your wrap party, SM.

Wrap party?

I should have recorded this.

I'm not going back to getting away like that.

What the— Let me show you what I've got.

You guys had to prove all speed in prison?

Watch out, he's playing for keeps!

It's over for you!

Get back here! Come on, guys, we can still win this! Don't let him get behind you! Let's end this!

How do we all just log off for today?

You fucked up, Rick!

Pass it off! On the ground!

Spider-Man, I heard the skeet shooting.

Do you like that, Spider?

No one gets out of here alive. Incoming! A thing of beauty.

I think I've seen the last of Screwball for now. I've got to figure out how to track her down. The internet won't be the only thing she breaks.

Hey, right here.

Damn. Going down.

MJ, I made it to the business in Harlem marked on the map I saw in the Bar with No Name. Looks like a body shop.

Ah yes, nothing sketchy has ever happened at a Maggia-owned body shop. See if you can dig up anything on Hammerhead's plans.

My thoughts exactly. I'll let you know what I find. It'll be easier to look around if I take these guys out.

Back.

Shut it, man.

We don't talk about that stuff on the clock. Company says it's occult stuff, trying to raise the dead or something. Oh, come on, no way. That ain't the way Sabre runs things. A month ago, you tell someone you're lying.

Now, nothing like that.

I respect. This is just the beginning. Boss got plans.

Big plans.

Sign me up, brother. Look up, you moron! Bring it down!

I'm going to get this. Ah, crap!

Active gun! Like prisoning!

What the hell? Pound your face in, Spider-Man!

We got to take him out!

Hey guys, mind if I help? I'm not great with cars, but I'm totally willing to learn.

Yeah, boy! What the hell? How do you do that?

Bring him down!

Quit messing around!

What's the boss pay you idiots for? Get more guys in here!

Suits and ties in an auto body shop? We really need to have a conversation about proper workplace attire.

This guy means business.

I'll break your freaking jaw.

Let me Hands off! Anybody on break, get out here now!

I've been wondering, what kind of benefits does Hammerhead give you guys?

Paid lunches?

Team bonding retreats?

Time to die, Peter.

I decrypted that third file you sent me.

Cool.

I'm also doing important stuff.

Just keep doing what you're doing while I talk at You. It seems like the Captain Yuri got some baggage.

Who doesn't?

Yeah, there's some old police records here. Did you know she's a third generation cop?

Huh, runs in the family, kind of.

Yuri's father was kicked off the force, convicted and imprisoned for accepting bribes. Magia bribes.

You was dirty.

Dirty as a cop. Looks to me like Yuri's trying to make up for her dad's mistakes and taking the mafia down in the process.

Heavy, no wonder she's going so hard on this.

Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be writing about the Hammerhead fronts, but this is some pretty compelling stuff.

Call me back soon. Take him out! Watch it! I'll end you! Got him with the web!

Want some of this?

We don't think you're that powerful to smash all our stuff.

Don't worry, guys, you'll all be safe from Hammerhead's skull-smashing skull imprisonment, I promise.

What the hell?

I'll mess you up! Let me get my hands on— Stay out of our business.

I'm going to be all by myself. You are alive.

He's there.

More.

You're going—

Oh no, we can't let him out of here alive.

I think I've Had about enough.

I'd like to speak to your manager.

Boss wants his head down.

Come on down here, you wuss! You know anything about this Project Olympus? Shut it, man. We don't talk about that stuff on the block. Company says it's a cold war. No way. Nothing like a healthy dose of fear to inspire respect.

This is just the beginning.

Who used to run this joint? Silvermane.

Clean?

Like, that's nothing for friends.

Sometimes, but What was that?

Trust me, it's less painful this way.

Be ready for anything.

What the— See him, Spider-Man!

Better investigate. In the air!

I'll be cleaning you off the walls. Bring him back to Spider-Man! We got to take him out!

Hey guys, mind if I help? I'm not great with cars, but I'm totally willing to learn.

Don't let him shock you. He's lighting us up. This guy means business. Hey, what's the boss pay you idiots for? Get more guys in Suits and ties in an auto body shop?

We really need to have a conversation about proper workplace attire.

How'd he do that? This guy means business.

This is going to hurt. Take it out! Bring it down! Time to die, hero.

Stop!

Anybody on break, get out here now!

I've been wondering, what kind of benefits does Hammerhead give you guys? Paid lunches, team bonding retreats?

You're a dead man! I don't like these odds no more.

Peter, I decrypted that third file you sent me.

Cool, I'm also doing important stuff.

Just keep doing Doing what you're doing while I talk at you. It seems like the captain, Yuri, got some baggage.

Who doesn't?

Yeah, there's some old police records here. Did you know she's a third generation cop?

Huh, it runs in the family, kind of.

Yuri's father was kicked off the force, convicted and imprisoned for accepting bribes. Maggia bribes.

He was dirty.

Dirty as they come. Looks to me like Yuri's trying to make up for her dad's mistakes and taking the mafia down in the process.

Heavy!

No wonder she's going so hard on this.

Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be writing about the Hammerhead press, but this is some pretty compelling stuff.

Call me back soon.

You see that? I'll break your freaking jaw! Come on down here, you wuss!

Bring it down! I'm going to get They keep jumping around. That's nothing compared to what You ain't won nothing yet. This is going to hurt.

We can't let him out of here alive.

I think I've had about enough. I'd like to speak to your manager.

I'll mess you up. Up there!

Fuck him up!

You know anything about this Project Olympus? Shut it, man. We don't talk about that stuff on the clock.

Count Felice says it's occult stuff.

So scared they got cheeks so short. Nothing like a healthy dose of fear to inspire respect. He processed and cleaned cars that ran hits through here.

Clean? Like The hell is that?

They're so cute when they're incapacitated.

Webbing! There's spiders around! Who the hell are you? That's not good. Boss wants his head!

Fuck off, you moron!

I'll break your freaking jaw! Quit messing around, Spider-Man! We got to take him out!

Hey guys, mind if I help? I'm not great with cars, but I'm totally willing to learn.

How'd he do that? I don't like dogs no more.

We're gonna pound your face in!

Pay you idiots more!

Get more guys in here!

Suits and ties in an auto body shop? We really need to have a conversation about proper workplace attire.

He's taking out too many of them.

Stay out of our business.

Up there!

Here comes the pain. He's after us.

This guy means business.

You're going to hurt, little man. Got him with the web. Look out, I did some damage in the air.

Anybody?

Me?

All—

Craig, get out here now!

I've been wondering, what kind of benefits does Hammerhead give you guys? Paid lunches? Team bonding retreats?

What do you not pay us with?

Peter, I encrypted that third file you sent me.

Cool.

I'm also doing important stuff.

Just keep doing what you're doing while I talk at you? It seems like the captain's— Yuri's got some baggage.

Who doesn't?

Yeah, there's some old police records here. Did you know she's a third generation cop?

Runs in the family, kind of.

Yuri's father was kicked off the force, convicted and imprisoned for accepting bribes. Mafia bribes.

She was dirty.

Dirty as they come. Looks to me Melek here is trying to make up for her dad's mistakes and taking the Maggia down in the process.

Heavy. No wonder she's going so hard on this.

Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be writing about the Hammerhead fronts, but this is some pretty compelling stuff. Call me back soon.

Watch this, fuck! We're back!

Bring him back!

You're dead, you hear me?

How do you do that? Do that. Down here, you wuss!

We can't let him out of here alive!

I think I've had about enough.

I'd like to speak to your manager. The hell is that? Let me get my hands on—

I did that!

Watch this!

Get my hands off! This is going to hurt!

That's the last of them. Now to see what's in the main office. Working here 9 to 5, what a way to make a living. I'm done here. Sending you one last decrypted file and—

You don't have to. I already know what it's going to say.

You do?

Hammerhead's not the only one who can get his hands on files he shouldn't have. Yuri's been disciplined lately. A lot. She's entirely focused on stopping Hammerhead and the Maggia. She's not following protocol. It doesn't look good for her.

Luckily, she's got people who have her back.

Yeah, listen, Peter, this makes better copy than the Hammerhead friends. I've got to pitch it.

I know you do. I know.

Okay, I owe you one for these files, and I hope things work out for your friend.

Thanks, MJ.

Me too.

So we are officially done with Turf Wars, and tomorrow I will continue on the last story of Silver Lining, and that will be the last live of Spider-Man Remastered. Feather for this large.