Star Wars Jedi Survivor.

No, no.

Okay guys, so we are starting a new game.

This area is on lockdown.

State your business.

We should die like the rest of your kind, traitor.

So where's the handoff?

Docks.

Got a deal?

Best done in the shadows.

Sure, but what's to stop the senator from taking our cruiser and shoving us into a sky lane?

He needs to keep this quiet.

That's right.

Actually, this is pretty good. I kind of like this. These are pretty nice. Whatever.

This district is locked down.

Senator's orders.

This way, we're taking a detour.

These streets are now closed by order of Senator Sajan. Leave immediately or you will be arrested.

Like rats in a maze.

I don't like it.

Stick with the plan.

We'll be fine.

As long as I get paid. Leave on your own or we take you in.

No, we're citizens! You can't treat us like this.

Yeah, says who?

Level 2046 has seen better days. War's expensive.

Someone's got to pay for it.

Hard enough to make ends meet in this galaxy.

Not according to the propaganda.

Wipe down, prisoner.

These are the bedrocks of the Empire.

Yet how can we thrive when terrorists happily hunt about to meet a senator? These days he rarely shows his face in public. Good thing he's making an exception for us. Huh? We've got something he's got to learn. The senator is just making sure everything's on the level. And we're off. Melbourne 2046 is now under curfew by order of Senator Sajon.

Clear the streets and shelter in place until further notice.

Security patrols— Walk. Only you. The others must wait.

Terrorist.

You gonna let him call you that?

That's enough.

So where'd you find him? Night market.

He was trying to buy a crate of electroproton bombs from a Chagrin arms dealer.

How'd you make the arrest?

Jedi have to sleep, same as us.

When the senator gets a hold of you, you'll wish you were dead.

Always nice to meet a fan.

Yeah, you made it in time.

This way, Jedi.

Mind your business.

This is my business. The prisoner needs to be in mint condition.

The senator requested I bring the prisoner to him alive. He is breathing, isn't he?

Is the district secure?

Yes, Senator.

It better be. Vader's dogs are always sniffing about. Jedi is a rare quarry these days. What else have you brought me? See that he is paid.

It's been a pleasure, Senator.

Hope this isn't the last time we get to do business together.

The renegade Jedi Cal Kestis, you have made quite a name for yourself.

Honestly, I kind of like it so far. This is my first time playing it though.

Flaunting this for everyone to see. The failed coup on Norset. That was your doing, wasn't it?

What do you want, Senator? Confession? You already know I've been working with Saw Gerrera.

Before I deliver you to the Emperor, you will lead me to the remaining Jedi.

I can't. It's just me. No use resisting.

I'll find out one way or another. Sometimes all it takes is a speech, but in there I have other tools at my disposal. Or maybe I'll just use this. Your master's lightsaber. Jaro Tapal, a traitor like you. And to think, one day our children will ask, what is this thing? This relic of a corrupt institution destroyed by its own arrogance.

Arrogance is a trap a lot of us fall into, Senator.

I'm sure the Emperor won't mind if I deliver you to him in pieces.

What?

Did you really think you could capture me? You've got classified military intel stored on your yacht, and you just brought it right to me. Thanks, BD.

All right, now here comes the fun part.

That all you got, Senator?

Come on out, we'll talk. Can't dodge forever. He's fine. I hope to win this. Oh, I didn't know I—

Someone else take him.

He's moving. Come on, insurgent, you're not getting away. I hit him! He's on the run! You and him! Fuckers. Not bad, not bad, not bad.

I don't know, but not bad.

Now he comes to us. Uh, he's coming a little hot. Oh, really hot.

Hold on.

It's okay, these things happen. We got to get to that yacht.

Yeah, let me do this pull-up! Yeah, this workout! Yeah, yeah, that's what I call motivational workout!

That was a close one, buddy.

It's not your fault.

Catch up with the yacht.

Doc, where's the senator?

In the outpost.

Is he in? Negative. Call it in. What about the prisoner? Could be with the senator, or he fell. I want confirmation before the senator's comms are back online.

See anything?

Nothing yet. There should be an entire platoon on these docks by now. Maybe this is a coordinated attack.

Yeah, maybe.

We got to go, BD.

There he is! Take him out! Fire!

Patient.

Okay, I can't open it. You don't have anything for it, do you?

Okay, use Force and highlight the objects.

Okay.

We got to find that yacht before the Empire does.

Is it safe up here? I'll just take you myself, man.

That was easy. Okay. Honestly guys, this is my first time playing this game though, like, but I like— I kind of like it. I kind of like it. It's not so bad. I heard a lot of good reviews about this game though.

Whatever intel the senator's got stashed, I hope it's worth the risk. You never give up hope, do you, buddy?

Oh, it gets better. For real? Because I just bought— I just bought like a second Star Wars game too. Damn, that was very— that was very dumb of me to do.

We can rest there.

Meditation points. Interacting with a meditation point will save the game and access several other game options. Okay, this is interesting. Residences.

Let's move, BD.

What is that?

Hurry up, buddy. Go! I beg you, I fought in the war.

I doubt that. Now clear out, Senator's orders. Oh, that's it, blast them!

I'm guessing the main objective is to get to that big ship, if I'm not mistaken. So like, have you played this game before or not?

What are we looking for? Suspect's male, last seen on Dock 27.

They say he's a Jedi.

You're kidding, right? On Coruscant?

I couldn't have gone far.

Damn, that was awesome though. That was awesome. I've heard of that YouTuber before.

It sounds familiar.

Damn, that was cool. That was cool. Oh, okay, so I was right. The gold is the main objective. So I was right, the main objective is to go To the ship. That makes sense now. Okay.

There's the eye, still drifting. That's the spirit, BD. We'll get it.

You want to get a bite after I shift? Sure, I could go for a turbo dog. I heard they make those out of strats.

Intruder there! I'm unsure if this is working.

Okay, at least I'm good with, um, with the defense thing. I like defending myself.

Can't believe we got caught.

I see him.

A lot of crime on the streets these days. Enemy, enemy here!

Our company will not quit.

It's not so bad. Okay, so now I got two chances. Okay, I don't know why it seems like I'm farther and further from the main objective. But it seems like I'm blundering, right? Nice.

There he is! Shoot to kill!

Oh my God, that was a close one. That was a close one. I almost died.

Getting closer. Hanging in there, BD.

Don't look down.

Got you, traitor.

Wait, what the hell?

What took you so long?

Oh, you know, just hanging out, taking in the sights. Been a while since I was on Coruscant. Thanks, bud. Part of the joke, Kestis.

When I saw the dock collapse, I would say that you mean good—

oh, you mean with the, with the black, right?

We'll meet him there.

Oh.

And Bravo said no comms.

No comms it is. Bravo knows best. Coop and Liz are probably starving by now.

Hungry Klatooinians. You don't want that. Remind me to tell you about How are we going to get you across?

Well, that didn't work. Think you can knock down that crate?

Worth a shot.

That jetpack's handy. Remind me to tell you how I got it sometime.

Okay, so how do I run and jump towards the ridge wall? All right. Oh, oh my God, my master!

Oh my God, every time I fell, he got me back on my feet.

Sounds like a good teacher to me.

I'm not going to lie, bro, the jump is what got my heartbeat, cuz I thought I was going to die.

Stormtrooper patrol looking for us.

Better us than the yacht.

Yeah.

Impressive.

Who needs a jetpack?

Ha!

Some kind of rare mineral, I guess. Yeah, it's beautiful. See that cable?

On it, Kestis. Bucketheads below. No going around them.

Then we go through them.

All righty, when you are, Kestis.

Got some company, and it is Hey, you fellas, there we go.

Ta-da!

Trooper's coming.

Let's get the drop on him.

Sure thing, on your signal.

He's on the run. Move out! Let's take him down!

Okay, you can fight.

Yeah, you too.

I don't speak binary, but I hear you, BD.

Team effort.

The yacht's just over there, and of course the bridge is under construction.

A lot of half-finished sites with the war and all.

If I'm not mistaken, this guy is also from Shameless, if I'm not mistaken.

Let's try up that way.

Quit reading my mind, Jedi.

Let's stop.

Okay, so, so far We've gotten the hang of this. Um, yeah, so far we got the hang of this.

All done?

Yeah, let's find the crew.

Just don't mind me, I'm just exploring this side because you never know if you miss something too.

Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.

I wish I could do this in real life though. That would be cool though, like to act.

Speaking of trouble, let's avoid that patrol.

Agreed.

Okay, so how do we avoid them?

Slow up, enemies nearby.

Found the target, let's take them down. Is this for real?

Um, wow, I just got my shit handed to me. Like, do you see how they They actually paused it.

I hate probe droids.

Same here.

I got him! I'm after him! Any area for connection? Over here, come on! Yeah, I know.

I don't know why is it off. It just says poor connection. Ever. I hate how that happens though. But I mean, like, yeah, I'll just— I'll stream again next Tuesday then, cuz I don't know what's going on with the My first spell.

Follow me.

Need your help. Well, I'll just figure it out.