Queer Spirit Guides - Learn About These Wonderful Females đź’…

In this informal monologue, the speaker presents a series of historical and mythological women and goddesses as "queer spirit guides" for a lesbian audience. The list includes Pharaoh Hatshepsut, described as the first butch lesbian ruler; the Egyptian goddess Nephthys, who prefers women despite also having sex with men; the Greek goddess Athena, portrayed as asexual yet attached to a female named Miramax; the Amazons, a real‑world all‑female warrior society; Artemis, the huntress who loves women; the nymph Callisto, who vows virginity until Zeus, disguised as Artemis, forces her into sex; Saint Hildegard of Bingen, who seeks closeness with other nuns rather than God; and the early Christian martyrs Saints Perpetua and Felicity, who die together. The speaker frames each figure as a guide and celebrates their queer or same‑sex orientations, using a playful, enthusiastic tone aimed at “sexy ladies.”










