Toxic or Tonic? The "Tell Me Lies" Astro Breakdown! ✨

We are obsessed with Tell Me Lies. We're obsessed with Tell Me Lies. But let me, let me get this straight. We are obsessed because it's very wrong, but it creates awareness.

Correct.

Of when something is toxic and you should know. Correct. You should know, girl. You should know.

We're going to do some rapid fire in honor of the Tell Me Lies finale. Tell Me Lies character astrology breakdowns.

I can't believe it's going to end.

3, 2, 1. Steven DeMarco.

Steven, he's a Scorpio sun with Gemini rising. Stop, stop. Yeah, Lucy Albright, I think she's a Cancer moon with no boundaries.

Oh, poor baby.

Evan, I'm sorry to break, to break this down to you guys, but I don't like Evan.

I think nobody does now.

I don't know, but I think Evan is Steven in different clothes, period.

Yeah, Evan is Steven with money.

Yes, he's either a Libra sun or a Libra Mars supposedly wants peace and it just creates chaos all the time.

Okay, Wrigley.

I love Wrigley.

We love Wrigley.

I wanted to say he's a Cancer Sun, but no, if I go to the first season, he's an Aries Sun. He is very impulsive. He acts and then he regrets. He's like— it takes him time to like get into consciousness, to digest.

Yes. Okay, Bree. I love him.

Bree is just Lucy with a nicer, like mood. But for me, Brie is Virgo for sure.

And our current least favorite character— oh my God, Pippa.

I used to love Pippa. She's an Aquarius for sure. I think she tries so hard to be detached and not to care, but in the end she must have like a, a water moon because she cares deeply and she never forgets things.

And our queen of the series, Diana, is the queen.

She's the mastermind of everything. She has to be a Capricorn sun or rising. Please let us know what you think about this, what you think is going to happen in the finale. We need— we, we need—

how are they going to bring everything into one hour? It's impossible. So many little strings.