In this informal, conversational recount, two speakers reminisce about a company retreat at the Great Pumpkin Blaze on the Hudson in New York. Speaker A describes injuring his back while playing tennis, struggling to walk, and receiving a high‑dose THC gummy from teammate Jenna. The gummy intensifies his perception, causing vivid hallucinations and a distorted sense of time. While the group attempts to leave, confusion arises about whether other teammates have already departed, leading to a feeling of being abandoned. Various team members—Tracy, Judy, Kristin, Jeremy, Jake, Jenna, Kelsey, Aaron—are mentioned, illustrating the social dynamics and decision‑making mishaps during the outing. The narrative is humorous, includes a trigger warning about drug references, and highlights how shared stories become "remember whens" that strengthen team bonds.
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The greatest form of human connection is shared stories. I call 'em the remember whens. Tracy's a great friend of yours, Judy is, Kristin for sure. I strongly suspect when you get together with your friends, you say, "I remember when." Yes. Right? We do that as a team here. Retreats give you the opportunity to create those moments. There was one instance, and there will be a drug reference here, so if that's a trigger warning, I want it out there, so skip the next minute or two. We went to, it was in New York, it was on the river, I think, right?
Oh, we went to the Great Pumpkin Blaze on the Hudson there.
I tweaked, I'd said something with my back, and I had difficulty walking. In fact, Jeremy and I were playing tennis, And I couldn't even move. I was hurt. And I remember a few times we're walking through this pumpkin blaze, I just had to sit, kind of squat down and stretch my back. And my son was even there. Jake was there, I think. I'm like, "Dude, I need you to actually help me stand up." Jenna is like, "Oh, I have these THC things." The gummies with weed in it. She's like, "Take it." I pop it in. 5 milligrams is intense. This thing's like 25 milligrams. All of a sudden it's like, "Rawr, rawr, rawr, pumpkin's talking to me. What's going on?" Admittedly, back pain was— I don't know, it's still there. I am so lit up and we're walking around. My son's there, thank God. And he's kind of guiding me through this thing. We get back to the car and because there was enough of us, we needed 2 or 3 vehicles. 2 cars.
2 cars, yeah.
I get in the car and we're sitting there. One thing that happens when I have THC pumping through me, I lose the concept of time. Something that's like 30 seconds seems like an hour and an hour could happen in 5 seconds. So we're sitting in the car for perhaps 5 seconds. I'm like, "Why are we still sitting here? I'm like, it's so long. Let's just go right to Kelsey." She's like, "We don't know where those people are." I'm like, "They already left.
Let's just go home." So let me tell you.
Yeah.
I'm in the other group of people. Yeah, yeah.
We get out through the—
'cause of course they funnel you through the gift shop as you leave the pumpkin place. We get out to the parking area and I'm like, did they somehow get behind us? Are they still in there? We're waiting, we're waiting, and we're waiting. And no way in my mind at all did half of our team leave us without telling us that they left us.
Abandoned you.
This is like the mountain thing. This is our company's version of the mountain thing.
And there was one idiot who led the charge. It was me. 'Cause Kelsey's like, no, we should stay. And I'm like, no!
I think it was finally Aaron who's just like, I think those fuckers left us.
