A salesman promises to systematize a business so completely that a janitor could run it and 24/7 automation will make him unnecessary. His colleague calls him a windbag and shuts him down. Someone else just needs to pee like a racehorse.
It's freaking everywhere, man. So we are going to systematize your entire business. Even your janitor should be able to do this. So what does this mean for you?
What does this mean for you? Is that the best you got, windbag?
We are going to be available for you 24/7. So no matter what happens, when it happens, for whatever reason, we're going to be there for you. But here's the deal, because our process, because it works so well, you're not going to need us. It's going to be installed, it's going to work, and your business is going to be up and running like this. It is no problem. Aren't you done yet?
I gotta pee like a racehorse.
Upward!
