The 7 Worst Businesses to Buy Or Start

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If this is interesting to you, go to click the link and you can actually talk to my team direct about if this is a fit or not. We can help guide you. The link is in the show description. The seven deadly businesses that you should never start or buy. That is what is on this episode today of the Big Deal podcast. I'm Cody Sanchez. We're going to be talking about what is the right fit business for you, what to never start and define the right acquisition for you. Now this is a new podcast. It's all about buying businesses, not just big thinking interviews or building businesses. We're going to do those too. So click off if you absolutely never want to be an owner, never want to buy a business, never want to start one, and don't want to know about the seven that will absolutely murder you should you choose to start them. I'm going to start with a story that happened when somebody didn't listen to me and chose one of these seven deadly businesses. So I remember I opened up this email with a frantic note from Mary. I'm going to change her name because otherwise that would be rude. She was one of my business buying community members in our very first year of teaching other people, and she bought her first business and it was not going well. Losing money, partnership imploding and an incoming lawsuit, all the things that go bump in the night. So how did this happen? Well, to make matters worse, she was a new mom with a baby that needed her and I couldn't see any way out of her losing $100,000 on this deal. And I remember just thinking, God, Mary, what? What happened here? She was in the arena and it was hard. But the worst part was this all could have Been avoided. Here's what Mary did wrong. She bought a restaurant franchise that was losing money. Strike one. She then did a 5050 partnership deal with someone she hadn't done business with before. He brought no money to the table but but got all of his 50% of his equity on the very first day. Yikes. Strike two. Then she and her partner hired an inexperienced operator. He'd never done this before. Strike three. Cherry on top of the business was a three hour flight away from Mary's home. And I remember thinking like, dear, sweet Mary. What the literal fuck, you know? We eventually got Mary out of this deal, thankfully. But even if she'd bought the restaurant and done everything else right, she would have still found herself in a losing situation. Why? Because some businesses are deadly to your money. Restaurants being one of them. You should avoid them at all costs. Yes, you want to find the right business for you. But if that business has such a high failure rate that you know you're going to lose, treat it like a landmine. Don't go anywhere near it. Whenever I buy a boring business, I'm obsessed with one thing. You guys. Probabilities. What is the likelihood that my money leaving me comes back with more money? As friends, that is the only game we play. And those are the only businesses we buy. So let's talk about those rascal businesses that. That love to murder your money. And then, just so you know, I want you to also take four things at the end of this video. One, we only buy profitable businesses. Don't do what Mary did. Two, you listen to the seven deadly sins. Three, we're gonna do a whole different episode on partnerships. Please don't do 5050 partnerships upfront with no milestones and giving them all your money away upfront. That's not how this works. And four, let's make sure that your first business is close to you so that you can go and deal with what will happen in any business, which is issues. Okay, just the first four. All right. So the number one deadly business, restaurants. I don't care if you're a foodie, your burgers are legendary and your buds all tell you that you should run your own restaurant. Don't do it. Restaurants are for people who simply cannot exist without running one. They're not for making money. Now you could say, is Cody just an asshole? Well, questionable, but. No, I'm realistic. The numbers don't lie. The reason the numbers don't lie is that the average small business in the US sells for around $800,000. The average restaurant that goes for about 198,000. Why? Because 60% fail in the first year and 80% fail after four years. The restaurant business is one hard slog. I mean, can you imagine wrangling servers all day guessing if fickle crowds will eat your three day old shrimp before they become completely irrelevant and you have to throw them all away? Even though you spent thousands on it. No wonder banks don't lend to restaurants. If you don't believe me, also read Anthony Bourdain's book on how restaurants are terrible business and so many of them go under. Let me just save you that pain. And I know somebody in the comments is gonna be like, but I make so much money on a restaurant. And we're gonna tell them, thank you. We love eating at your place. That's incredible. Thank God some people are psychopathic enough to run a restaurant and actually really, really good at it. I just don't think it's the easiest one. So no restaurants. Number two, hotels. Hotels aren't businesses, they're real estate. With too many parts masquerading as a business, the cash flow typically isn't enough to even cover the real estate transaction. If you are dying to own one, do a small version before you go mega. Otherwise, I think it's a pass. These things are expensive, massive wear and tear, asset heavy, and often include restaurants. So they're also one of the few businesses where your customers require your help 24. 7. If you're like a tippy tippy tippy top tier operator, you can make a killing. But we don't jump into shark infested waters to start. So this is a pass. Also, if you don't believe me on this, go have some fun. And look at the average margin on hotels. Do you guys know they are negative margin? Which means if I give you a hundred bucks in a hotel, you actually don't give me anything back, you cost me another 15 bucks. They have a negative 15% margin on average, so you might go, well, wait a second, I see a lot of them. How are they still up and running? It's through smart taxes and depreciation. So it's really a real estate play. And everything on top is not for money making. Okay, number three, retail storefronts. I know that it's every lady's dream to start a little boutique with all your favorite things. You have your friends come in and you sell as many live, laugh, love teas as your heart desires. Boutique owning can be a fun job for a very bored, very rich housewife who wants to pretend she runs a business and her husband wants to fund it for her small problem. Her business is actually awesome at only one thing burning money. So just to be fair, it's not just ladies. Don't come at me in the comments. Many a gent wants to own that store with a bourbon bar and clothes that are actually cool. Man, nine times out of ten terrible businesses the future in retail continues to be online except in high traffic like experienced based areas. Just ask. I don't know Dillard's anywhere. The flagship Dillard's was a 200,000 square foot dark and empty store. These days if I had to own retail, I'd own luxury because rich people pay more to solve their problems. But unless you're buying Louis Vuitton or Christian Dior, both of which were massively distressed by the way and had to be turned around through a merger now known as LVMH, I'd be a hard pass. Here's why. 1. You buy product up front, which means there's no float. Float basically means that you can get some some products to sell before having to pay for it. So when you buy retail supplies to sell in your store, you pay up front. They ship those items to you, which you need to stock and likely hold for a season to start leftover inventory. Too bad. Order new fall styles in summer even though you can't sell them for 60 to 90 days. Ouch. 2. High rent for high traffic the cash flow realities of a high overhead business model like specialty retail are like not to be messed with. Most won't ever tell you how much they really make. Like a lot of these mom and pop stores, they're funded by people with just a lot of cash. It's like a defective side project or to bolster a brand's online e commerce business. And you live and die by sales per square foot. But in order to get enough volume, AKA people coming in and paying you, you have to pay rent. That's high. The third is tough financials. So the high turnover of inventory, all your stuff necessary to keep customers coming back gives me more issues that I'm willing to deal with. So what are you stuck when how do I ensure my lower pay employees aren't stealing? How come no one will give me a loan to start this business? Those are all fair questions. Your largest problem won't be your gross margin, AKA what percentage you make on each item you buy and sell. It'll be your net profit and getting enough volume to handle your fixed costs. So like I got 100 bucks in rent every Single month I gotta pay, but I only sell 20 bucks worth of clothes. Rut row number four what? I don't like the number four business. I don't love consulting firms. Consulting firms have one thing more dangerous than almost anything else in business that you're going to buy and that's called keyman risk or owner centric risk. When the head honcho consultant with all the relationship leaves, there goes your business right along with it. Even at a smaller size, consulting firms, they require too much capital in the business attached to your consultants, AKA labor costs. People are expensive. It's kind of also not a business but a collection of individual jobs. So don't buy jobs. There's two ways around this though, in my opinion. One is government consulting firms that transition from one specialty group like a veteran or female owned owner to the next. These have like long term contracts, strong margins, great. Two, if you have a consulting firm that is highly established, many levels of engagement, no one key consultant and ideally productized services that are not customizable could be great. I think one of the kisses of death to actually enjoying running a business is playing the RFP game. You guys know what that is? It's basically where somebody says can you please customize this thing specifically for me? You do all this work ahead of time, then you send them your plan for them and they tell you no, I chose somebody else. So you basically don't even get the business. Which means your clients get to ask you to do all this work up front and you have to prove you're going to do work well for them later, but they don't have to pay you. So I'm a pass. Show me the money, then we can talk. RFPs the fifth business Personal brands Hi.

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Takes over and can deep fake mimic everything which is probably like tomorrow. You can't transition a personal brand to yourself. I've seen lots of people try to sell their face branded YouTube account, social site or education business again with their face all over it. It doesn't really work. Key man risk because Once somebody sells their business, they're about as engaged in running it as your cat is interested in coming when it's called right. Unless you tie the deal to a ton of cash, it'll be a slog that ends in failure. Now, if you insist on doing one of these deals, do me a solid. Buy the rights to their likeness. Also, a famous ish example is this guy, James Altucher. He sold a letter to Agora Financial. And I know James, he's a great guy for, I'd guess, eight figures. I didn't ask him. And they had the right to email for a set period of time as him. So no one knew the difference. The downside is I would never do that deal that James did. Could you imagine that? Like, what if all of a sudden, if I sold my likeness, next thing you know, I'd be in your inbox in a bikini asking you to buy fucking crypto. And now you see both sides of the coin. Also, I'm probably too old for them to want to use in a bikini, but you get the idea. Number six, Amazon FBA dropshipping. So fulfillment by Amazon FBA doesn't sound like a bad idea at first. I mean, who doesn't want to look like the before and after image of Jeff Bezos. Billions will take you from nerd to jacked pretty quick. You get to leverage Amazon's massive scale and logistics. They handle all the fulfillment, AKA sending and shipping your orders. All you need to do is set up the listing pages that Amazon kind of takes care of the rest. They'll send you the customers via search. Supposedly they'll handle product storage, shipping and handling, all while you collect checks. Heck, you can even pay one of those lovely TikTokers 5k to 20k and they'll set up your store for you. But here's the dirty truth that is so scammy. The only way people can reliably make money with dropshipping through fulfillment by Amazon is to teach others how to do it. And here's why I would never, ever do this type of business. One platform risk. Amazon controls everything. The biggest feature is also the biggest bug. What happens when Amazon decides your product is a scam because a competitor puts up a bunch of fake reviews? That happens. I actually know a guy that was doing 1.5 million in sales and had his account banned for fake negative reviews. They couldn't get it back for 90 days, by which time he'd gone out of business because they didn't have enough cash on hand. Another crippling scenario Amazon gets all your data on how incredible your niche is and duplicates your product with a cheaper version of their own. They instantly become the number one search result and your sales drop permanently. This happens all the time, by the way. The next reason is it's really competitive. The barriers to entry to this game are lower than, I don't know FTX's actual balance sheet was. Amazon is flooded with me too. Sellers pushing their knockoff products right and left. The Chinese in particular are impressively fast at copycatting products even before we got into our little trade tiff with them. So their speed is almost as impressive as their indifference to the actual words intellectual property. Chinese sellers outnumber US sellers by almost 3x on Amazon so often it's just a matter of time before they crush you. And then lastly, Amazon sets your price. Amazon actually uses a bot army to scrape other websites for pricing information. Let's say you list on Amazon and your website. If they see your prices too high, they may shadow ban your account, which is a sales killer. So if you want to sell higher on your own website or everywhere else, it's a no. Even if you sell your own branded products on Amazon, it doesn't mean that you get to set your own prices. All right. One of my least favorite businesses of all time. Dry cleaners. Why? You might say Cody loves laundromats and hates dry cleaning. Yes, I do. Dry cleaners appear to be a stable, reliable business. But the truth is the chemicals used in dry cleaning are often toxic. And if you're not up to code, the cleanup costs can be insane. It also makes it really difficult to find reliable employees who want to stick around. So the reason that I don't like dry cleaners is this big word called remediation, which basically means if the toxicity gets into the ground, which it often does, then you are responsible for any third party effects of that. That is scary. Now what's the rule? All of these businesses have some combination of high failure rate, asymmetric risk, high expense, low transferability. We don't want that. Now that you know the seven deadly businesses to avoid, we can move on to the next step. Let's talk about finding what you want as an owner, or what I call knowing thyself and defining your unique deal box. I want to talk about how to choose the business that's right for you. The most common DM I get goes like this. What type of boring business should I buy for cash flow? What you really want to know is should you go out and buy a laundromat a car wash, a pack and ship, a mini storage. But a horrible answer would be for me to tell you one of those, because it's the wrong question to begin with. The better question to ask is this. What type of boring business is right for me? The truth is there is no such thing as the right or wrong business. There is only the right or wrong business for you. So buying a business is kind of like dating. It's not one size fits all. It's deeply personal, and it needs to be in sync with who you are, what you can handle, and where you see your life heading. The worst thing you can do is dive headfirst into a business that's completely misaligned with your financial needs, your risk tolerance and lifestyle preferences. So before we talk about the what, we need to talk about the who, which is you. So I want to set you up for success by ensuring you pick the right starting point. Your first task is to choose the level that's best suited to where you are and where you're going. Because businesses change materially at each level of the game, so they require a different operator, a buyer. Pretty critical. You start at the right level. So if you guys want to see what level of business is right for you, then I want you to do this. I want you to make sure you click this download. It will help you figure out the right business for you. For business buying in particular, it's all about your perfect fit business. So what are you looking at here? You're looking at a Venn diagram. So basically, three circles here and on. Each one is going to be something that I need from you before you pick a business. Over to the left, we have your passions. These are going to be the things that you love to do, that you would do even if nobody pays you. But you don't get paid for being passionate, you get paid for being good. So on the bottom left is going to be your skills. What are you actually good at? What do people ask you to do? What do people ask for your opinion on and on the right is going to be your network. Who do you know? Do you have an accountant friend who actually could help you buy an accounting business? Is your other friend actually a plumber? And so they could help you buy a plumbing business because they would know how to run it. Maybe your dad's a lawyer, he could help you with due diligence. So we want you to fill out this perfect fit Venn diagram. 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