A seven-headed dragon claws at the moon and leaps toward heaven to stop a stolen infant. The baby becomes Michael, who grows into a sword-wielding warrior and leads angels against the dragon in a celestial war drawn from the Book of Revelation.
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A hand comes out of nowhere and swoops down and picks up the baby and takes it up, up, up to heaven. Well, this makes the dragon very angry. And so the dragon starts to run and he claws at the moon until he gets up enough momentum and he jumps and he leaps off the moon and he starts flying after the hand. And he's chasing the hand as fast as he can, but he can't catch up with the hand and the hand just stays a little ways ahead of him. And somehow between the time that the hand leaves the moon and the hand gets all the way up to heaven, and somehow between that time when the hand left the moon and Jesus got to heaven, the baby grew up. And when the dragon lands on the shores of heaven, the baby isn't a baby anymore, he's a man and he's standing there holding a sword and his name is Michael and he is the dragon slayer. And the dragon and his angels fought against Michael and his angels and there was war in heaven.