A comedic skit retells Jesus healing a blind man, with characters arguing over mud while quoting
Oh, this is a really nice patch of mud, but you know the one thing that this could really use? A great big gob of spit. Cool! This is— whoa! Forest! Help me! Help me! Oh, oh, oh, did you see that? He rubbed mud in the guy's eye. Oh, what gives? He's picking on the poor blind kid. Yeah, how Hey, hey, leave him alone! Just 'cause he can't see!
I can see!
Okay, that was unexpected.
I can see, I can see! Francine, Francine, he can see, he can see! I can see! So? I can hear, but I don't get so hyper about it. But he couldn't see, he was blind!
Oh, that explains it! He was with that Jesus guy. Jesus said, "I am the light of the world." and made him see by sticking mud in his eye!
That was me!
Ew! What are you two covered in?
Be smarter than a fly. Think! Jesus said, "I have come that they may have life and have it to the full." Jesus is more powerful than sickness. Jesus cares for people.
Jesus wants you to have the best life.
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