A salesman pitches a system so foolproof that janitors could run it and clients won't need him anymore. His colleague keeps calling him a windbag while another guy makes bathroom jokes, turning the meeting into chaos.
Freaking.
Everywhere, man.
We are going to systematize your entire business. Even your janitors will be able to do this. So what does this mean for you? What.
Does this mean for you? Is that the best you got, windbag?
We are going to be available for you 24 7. So no matter what happens, when it happens, for whatever reason, we are going to be there for you. But here's the deal. Because our process, because it works so well, you're not going to need us. It's going to be installed, it's going to work. And your business is going to be up and running like this. It is no problem. Aren't you done yet?
I gotta pee like a racehorse.
Awkward.
