Derek ColeGM, Simmons One Hour Heating & Air · AI HVAC Answers

329. No Laughing Matter | Radio Spot

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

Episode

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

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A short scripted radio/podcast commercial (radio spot) featuring lighthearted banter between speakers (Derek and Scott) that uses corny jokes to introduce a home air-conditioning problem—an oversized AC unit causing higher energy bills, increased humidity, and shortened equipment life—and promotes Simmons One Hour’s engineered system sizing and services with a call to action to visit simmons1hour.com.

Chapters

Okay, Scott, what did the baby corn say to the mama? Corn. Where's popcorn? Good to guess. I'm a mechanical engineer, Derek. Guessing's not in my vocabulary. Now, no more corny jokes. Corny. Ah, I see what you did there. Seriously. Now, let's head out back and take a look at Ms. Brown's AC unit. Scott? Yes, Derek? What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? What in the world? Good one. Right? That's one oversized ac. I mean, it's way too big for this house. Someone obviously installed any old unit they had sitting around in stock. Cutting corners is no laughing matter. An oversized unit raises your energy bills and wears out your ac. It also explains why our homes so humid. Like I always say, engineering is the only way to go. Engineering gives you complete comfort. Engineering gives you the most energy savings and the longest life. Engineering is how Simmons perfectly sizes the right system for your home. Call Simmons One Hour today online at simmons1hour.com.