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480. Simmons' 70th Birthday Bash | Radio Spot

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

Episode

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

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Short radio ad (transcript) for Simmons 1 Hour's 70th anniversary promotion. Spokesperson Scott tells Derek (and listeners) that customers who buy a complete home comfort system (heating and cooling) between now and March 31 will be entered to win the purchase refunded (one winner gets all their money back). The spot names the promotion "Simmons Big 70 Birthday Bash" and gives an email contact (only@simmons1hour.com) as the call-to-action.

Questions this episode answers

March 31 (buy between now and March 31 to be entered).

One lucky winner gets their complete home comfort system purchase refunded ("all their money back").

only@simmons1hour.com

Chapters

Quick. Do you prefer fireworks or clowns? Clowns? Nobody likes clowns. Come on, Derek. I mean, what's all this about anyway? Sims 1 hour turns 70th this year and I'm planning a big birthday bash. Derek, I'm all for celebrating our birthday and all. I sense a butt coming on, Captain Killjoy. But let's honor our customers and do something special for them. What you talking about, Scott? Buy a complete home comfort system and enter for a chance to win it for free. Now, let me get this straight. If you buy complete home comfort system system between now and March 31, you'll be entered to win it for free? That's right. One lucky winner gets all their money back. Every penny. Go big or go home, Derek. 70 years is nothing to clown around about. The Simmons Big 70 Birthday Bash. Buy a complete home comfort system, heating and cooling between now and March 31st. And be entered to win it for free. Only@simmons1hour.com. Hurry. The time's now.