Derek ColeGM, Simmons One Hour Heating & Air · AI HVAC Answers

Cole Cuts Extra: Comfort Club Christmas

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

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28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

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This content was created by Derek Cole. This content was uploaded by Derek Cole. This is a podcast excerpt titled "Cole Cuts Extra: Comfort Club Christmas" (recorded/created 2020-11-27). It contains a short holiday-themed promotional dialogue between two speakers (labeled SPEAKER A and SPEAKER B) portraying a commercial for the Simmons Comfort Club. The ad highlights perks such as priority same-day service for club members, two system restorations per year, preventive maintenance to extend system life, and gift cards, and directs listeners to simmons1hour.com. The exchange includes a Santa reference and light, jovial banter.

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Hide off the press. More orders for Simmons Comfort Club gift cards. It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. Our club members are the happiest folks I know. We do move heaven and earth to take care of our club members. Especially when your system's on the fritz. As a Simmons Club member, you go straight to the front of the line. Same day, priority service. But that's not the only perk our Comfort Clubbers get. We also give you two system restorations each year. That's the kind of preventive maintenance that maximizes your comfort and prolongs the life of your system. Like I said, ho, ho, ho, Santa.
Do you boys think you can make my system heat warmer and last longer too? Well.
Santa, I gotta check to see if you're on the naughty or nice list. Really, Scott, not cool. I was joking, Santa. I've got your back. Here's a little something for you.
A Simmons Comfort Club membership. Derek, you're the best. Oh, come on. Give the gift of a Simmons Comfort Club membership online at simmons1hour.com.