Derek ColeGM, Simmons One Hour Heating & Air · AI HVAC Answers

Fireworks!

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

Episode

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

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A short, playful podcast-style commercial promoting Simmons HVAC/AC replacement. The speaker (SPEAKER A) addresses Derek and Scott while describing an AC promotion that uses fireworks and a wacky inflatable tube man for attention. The ad urges homeowners to replace aging AC systems with professionally engineered units (mentioning Manual J load calculations) and offers promotional financing and timing incentives.

Questions this episode answers

Through June 30th.

6 month no-interest financing.

No payments till December.

20,000 sparklers.

Chapters

Derek, delivery guys here needs your signature. Something about sparklers. 20,000 of them. That'll do. And what's with the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man sitting smack dab in my parking spot? It's our AC promotion. Gotta make a splash. And you're convinced fireworks are gonna help sell more? Scott, you know it's not all power botanics. Finally you're making sense. I mean, that's also why I got the wacky tube man. Derek, it takes engineering, sure, but always use manual J calculations to determine the proper cooling loads for home. Gives you complete comfort. The most energy savings and the longest system life. So if your AC is over the hill, call Simmons. We'll engineer the right system for your home. Come on, Scott, can we. I mean, just a little. Go ahead. Give them the Fireworks. Replace your AC now through June 30th and get 6 month no interest financing. Even better. No payments till December. Online@simmons. One hour. Com. Time is now. Help me squeeze into this gorilla costume, will you?