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Santa's Sleigh

28 Jan 2026 · 0 min

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28 Jan 2026 · 0 min

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Derek Cole and Santa joke about prepping for Christmas delivery. The world's population grew by 8.4 million this year, so they've upgraded the sleigh with turbo boost, 400 extra reindeer power, 1200 tons of torque, and a 2500 W sound system.

Questions this episode answers

2019-11-13

8 million 400 (as spoken in the dialog).

400 reindeer power (as spoken in the dialog).

1200 tons (as spoken in the dialog).

2500 watt sound system with 4 amplifiers and 14 speakers.

Scott, give me an update, will you? The big guy is gonna be here any. Hang on to your britches, Derek. Engineering precision cannot be rushed. We promised to be on time, don't forget. Well, sure. The big guy is counting on punctuality too. Then. Get a move on it, Derek. The world's population grew by 8 million 400. I get it. There's a lot more kids to visit this year, so everything has to be just right. Ho, ho, ho.
Santa boys. How are the modifications coming? Uh, did you add the turbo boost? An.
Extra 400 reindeer power under the H? How about torque? 1200 tons. The most powerful sleigh ever. Look at this, Anna. I even added 2500 watt sound system with 4amplifiers and 14 speakers.
I told you not to do that, Derek. Booming system, huh? Love it. Unbelievable. Got one more favor to ask. Name it. You know those Simmons Comfort Club gift cards? Already gift wrapped for you. Derek, you're the best. What am I, invisible? That's Anna. What a guy. What a wonderful guy.