Derek ColeGM, Simmons One Hour Heating & Air · AI HVAC Answers

Scott Sings Happy Heat

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

Episode

28 Jan 2026 · 1 min

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Short comedic radio-style ad/jingle excerpt from the podcast "Scott Sings Happy Heat" (created/uploaded by Derek Cole). The transcript features unnamed speakers bantering and singing about Simmons One Hour’s "Happy Heat Rejuvenation" heater service, describes technicians who "clean check and calibrate" heaters, mentions a “Free guarantee,” and ends with a promotional call-to-action: a $134 price and the website Simmons1hour.com.

Questions this episode answers

$134

Simmons1hour.com

Derek Cole

Happy Heat Rejuvenation

Chapters

Ahem. Because I'm happy. Derek, please. You're gonna get us booted off the radio again. What's the big deal anyway? Just a little thing called copyrighted French. Hey, I'm just singing about our Happy Heat Rejuvenation, which is so completely revitalizing. Your heater will sing. Yes, Derek, that's true. Homeowners will burst in the song, too. Especially after our all pro techs clean check and calibrate every part of your heater. Precisely. Just sing a different song is all I'm asking. Okay. Happy Heat Rejuvenation to you. Boy, is that a mouthful or what? Fin, what about if you got a Happy Heat rejuvenation? Clap your hands if you got. Stop right there. The meter's way off. It should go something like this. Happy Heat Rejuvenation breakdown Free guarantee. Whoa. Where did that come from? I'm a man of many talents, not just some brainy Engineer. Call Simmons One Hour for your $134 Happy Heat Rejuvenation online at Simmons1hour.com.