The One Nut Guy Is Messing Up The Big Meeting
1 Jun 2012 · 0 min

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A salesman pitches a fully systematized business that runs itself without ongoing support. His skeptical colleague calls him a windbag and questions whether the promise holds up.

A salesman pitches a fully systematized business that runs itself without ongoing support. His skeptical colleague calls him a windbag and questions whether the promise holds up.
It's freaking everywhere, man. So we are going to systematize your entire business. Even your janitor should be able to do this. So what does this mean for you?
What does this mean for you? Is that the best you got, windbag?
We are going to be available for you 24/7. So no matter what happens, when it happens, for whatever reason, we're going to be there for you. But here's the deal, because our process, because it works so well, you're not going to need us. It's going to be installed, it's going to work, and your business is going to be up and running like this. It is no problem. Aren't you done yet?
I gotta pee like a racehorse. Fuck word!