Dr. John A. KingIndigenous Australian. 100% Human. Neo-Noir Novelist. Poet. Speaker. Performance coach. More than a Survivor. Terrible Golfer, Awkward Dancer🕺

Defilement of Dad's truck

12 Oct 2013 · 1 min

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In this brief, comedic monologue, Dr. John A. King narrates a light‑hearted anecdote about allowing his teenage daughter to drive his truck. He frames the situation as a test of respect for the vehicle, noting that there are only a few ways to "defile" a man's truck. After considering typical possibilities, he humorously concludes that the most egregious form of defilement is simply turning on the radio and playing pink‑themed music and Taylor Swift, implying that these choices would offend his sensibilities. The piece is delivered in an informal, joking tone and serves primarily as a humorous observation rather than a serious discussion.

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So the teenage daughter, you know, driving and all that sort of stuff. So, you know, got a truck, wrap it around in bull bars, do all that sort of thing. And say, teenage daughter, here is dad's truck that dad is going to let you drive to get around for college and school and that. But you need to understand it's dad's truck. There's very few ways to defile a man's truck. But I think I've found probably Probably the most concerning. Turning the car on now. Turning on the radio. Pink and Taylor Swift. Yep.