Mike and another competitor joke about shaving down a hairy competitor ten weeks before a show, debating whether to give him a mohawk or mullet. Mike bets the competitor won't lose enough body fat and proposes a mullet punishment, while revealing his own jealousy about losing his hair.
Look at that, big tricep right here. You guys see that? You just need to shave his arms, okay? That's all, that's all the thing is left.
He's patient of which we don't have to sign.
This guy do Medicare, Medicare. Maybe it's good that he had him when he can't decide the coat right now because it keeps him warm. It's got the Yeti effect.
When do I stop shaving?
We have a Bigfoot sighting here now.
What?
What did you say?
Bigfoot?
Sasquatch.
Sasquatch? Hairy man.
I think when he needs to start getting ready for shows to shave, he's gonna need a lawnmower to go over him to cut it all off. Gonna have a whole team shaving him.
So when do I stop it?
Shaving?
Yeah.
Sooner or later? Sooner or later. About 10 weeks out. Just your body, so your skin gets used to it. Otherwise you can break out. So I'm gonna try to make him shave his hair. But just, we get there. No, no, no, no, we're gonna do the mohawk. Shave the side and leave that. Or how you call it, mullet. That's what we're gonna do.
Australian mullet.
Yeah, just, just go like this and leave it here.
Mohawk it straight up? Yeah, like LMFAO.
Yeah, that look good.
That's a good look.
Yeah, we're gonna do that.
Yeah.
Mohawk or a mullet.
Mullet. Yeah, no, not largely.
I'm gonna have some kind of bet with him. If I win it, he has to do a— have a mullet. So I say if you don't lose so much body fat by this date, I'll chop my leg off.
I will chop my leg off not to have a mullet, Mike. Is that a bet?
That's how you do bets.
Right. So, what's with this hair stuff? What's the big deal with the hair? Is it because you're bald? Is it like a bit sensitive for you? Is that the problem? So you want me to shave your head? That's like follicular envy. Is that what it is?
Well, I don't know. Is that that bad? I don't know. Some people say I'm losing hair.
So is that what the real problem is, bud?
I don't know. I'm just trying to motivate him.
That's all.
If he doesn't place, we're gonna shave his head. Or the worst-case scenario, mullet. He's gonna have a mullet.
So it ain't happening. I'll chop my leg off before that.
Yeah, you know what? I'm a little jealous. I'm going kind of bald, and he's got all this fuzzy hair all over.
Sasquatch.
Dad, just tell him you can't have hair and brains both.
There you go. That must be the problem I've got.
