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Vladimir Putin Encourages Dr John A King

18 Jan 2017 · 2 min

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In this short comedic video, Dr. John A. King performs a "live translation" of an impersonated President Vladimir Putin’s address. The parody speech humorously claims that Putin does not know the password to Hillary Clinton’s server and suggests checking with a "young man at Starbucks." It then mock‑praises Dr. King’s recent weight gain, joking that extra pounds make bear‑wrestling in Siberia difficult, and promotes the Plexus 60‑day trimmer as a solution. The segment concludes with an invitation for Dr. King, Chuck Norris, and Putin to meet in Siberia for an annual bear‑wrestling event. A second speaker provides a brief, chant‑like musical interlude. The overall tone is satirical, blending political mockery, body‑image humor, and product placement.

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I am here with a live translation of President Putin's address to the world. This is I, Vladimir Putin. I'm here to address 2 very important things. Number one, I don't know The password to Hillary's server. You might want to check with the young man at Starbucks. Number 2, I'd like to encourage my good friend, Dr. John King. Dr. John King has become a bit beefy of late. It is something that we here in Russia don't really tolerate. It's very difficult to wrestle bears in Siberia. When you're carrying that extra pound or twenty, as you can see here from the picture, Dr. King is struggling with both his weight and his fashion sense. It is my hope and belief that Dr. King will do very well with the Plexus sixty-day trimmer. And be able to meet Chuck Norris and myself next year in Siberia for annual bear wrestling. To Dr. King and all of you engaged in the 60-day trim-up, I wish you the very best.
Thank you. Ross, give a roar, Ross, a roar, Ross, give a roar. Hear the thunder, hear the thunder, roar, roar, Ross, roar, roar, roar.