Trump’s New Bill Makes THIS Mandatory 🤯

5 Jul 2025 · 1 min

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In this short, satirical YouTube monologue, fitness and nutrition coach Eric Roberts humorously reacts to a fictional Donald Trump bill. He claims that on page 696 of the 900‑page legislation, anyone who skips Bulgarian split squats in their workouts will be committing a federal offense, punishable by having to do double the number of split squats. Roberts frames the absurd clause as a bipartisan win for "big beautiful glutes," positioning himself as a fitness expert commenting on politics. He concludes by offering viewers a free workout program that emphasizes Bulgarian split squats, blending political parody with a promotional call‑to‑action.

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Donald Trump just passed the big beautiful bill, and I know I'm a fitness coach, a nutrition coach, a personal trainer. Why would I give you my opinion on this big beautiful bill? Well, it's because I'm genuinely shocked that in the 900-page document nobody saw this or pointed it out. And honestly, whether you like Donald Trump, hate Donald Trump, or anywhere in between, I think he did pretty good with this part of the bill that is going to benefit both Democrats and Republicans. If you look at page 696 of the bill, starting on July 7th, it turns out everybody who tries to skip doing Bulgarian split squats in their workouts will be a federal offense punishable by double the amounts of Bulgarian split squats. Big beautiful glutes for everyone. And that's a bill we can all get And by the way, if you need a free workout program that includes some Bulgarian split squats—