In this episode of the Honor Roll show, host Mike Michalowicz opens with a provocative premise—what businesses can learn from prostitution. He uses a comedic, irreverent tone to compare the pricing strategies of sex workers with business pricing, arguing that higher prices signal higher perceived value. After a rapid sponsor shout‑out (Skype, Dex Digital, American Express, Preventus Group, Grasshopper, Nextiva), he poses a rhetorical question about whether a $10 or $1,000 prostitute is “better,” concluding that consumers instinctively associate higher cost with better quality. He then advises entrepreneurs to avoid “cheap” positioning and instead adopt a “fancy” (high‑priced) approach so customers view their offerings as premium. The monologue blends humor, sponsor plugs, and a straightforward business lesson about price perception.
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Welcome to Honor Roll. And now, here's your host, Mike Michalowicz. Welcome back. I love to see you over and over again because you're beautiful. Today we're going to talk about your favorite subject. Prostitution. That's right. What can you learn from prostitution? Now, talking about prostitution, let's talk about my corporate sponsors, because I prostitute myself out to them. I have the lovely Skype. I have the beautiful Dex Digital. I have the wonderful American Express. I have Preventus Group. Grasshopper, who am I forgetting here? Nextiva. See, us prostitutes, we sleep around so much, we can't remember all the people that we're with. Okay, so what can you learn about prostitution for your business? Well, here's a quick question. Who's the better prostitute? The one that charges $10 for a trick? Illusion, Michael. Trick is something a whore does for money. Or the one that charges a full thousand bills. Now, I'm assuming you haven't spent much time with a prostitute. Or have you? But either way, I bet you can instantly determine who the better one is. Hey, Mike, you owe me about $10. That's the one I used to date, you know what I'm saying? Gotta get rid of her. Okay, the $10 one clearly is the cheapo one, the one you wanna avoid. It's like disease fest. $1,000 one probably is disease Fest. But there's a better quality. We as consumers instantly determine the value, the intrinsic value of something on the external extrinsic value. So if someone charges more, we automatically default to we perceive more value. May not be true. I mean, a prostitute is a prostitute, but we determine it's worth more. And we're going to experience something better for a higher price. So in your business, stop being a cheap prostitute. Start being a fancy prostitute, an expensive one. People will perceive you as more valuable. You know, between me and you, I am a $10 prostitute. And knit flips are free. Pretty woman.
