A chaotic business meeting where a salesman promises to systematize everything so completely that janitors could run the company, then claims it'll become self-sustaining and eliminate the need for him. His pitch falls apart when a colleague calls him a windbag and another guy just needs to use the bathroom.
Freaking.
Everywhere, man.
We are going to systematize your entire business. Even your janitors will be able to do this. So what does this mean for you? What.
Does this mean for you? Is that the best you got, windbag?
We are going to be available for you 24 7. So no matter what happens, when it happens, for whatever reason, we are going to be there for you. But here's the deal. Because our process, because it works so well, you're not going to need us. It's going to be installed, it's going to work. And your business is going to be up and running like this. It is no problem. Aren't you done yet?
I gotta pee like a racehorse.
Awkward.
