A short YouTube monologue in which a single speaker repeatedly asserts a ‘winning’ identity and determination using rapid-fire motivational phrases, boasts, and catchphrases. The piece emphasizes competition, self-confidence, and repetition of the word “win” as its central rhetorical device.
Chapters
You say please. Please. It's too much. I'm a winner. I'm going to win. That's my job. That's what I do. Just my nature. Are you not entertained? I'm going to show you how great I am. You play to win the game. Here's the situation. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. You can't handle the truth. It's all there. Black and white, clear as crystal. That's how winning is done. Not worth winning if you can't that. Flip this switch in me where I was like, okay, you watch this. The show goes on. What the. Who do you think you are? I am kind of a big deal. Winning's winning. Finn Noggin. Winners focus on winning. My boys are waking. Smart Mommy. Win, win, win, win. Chasing that chip. Stop. Win, win, win, win.