A speaker outlines an absurd scheme to slip on water at Walmart, scream, and sue the company into oblivion. It's satirical comedy about frivolous lawsuits, delivered with exaggerated rage and zero actual legal sense.
If I lose this, you know what I'm gonna do? What? I am going to go to Walmart. I'm going to pour water on the floor and I'm gonna see there's no wet porcelain. I'm then gonna run across the water as fast as I can and trip over it and get hurt. I'm gonna scream the loudest scream I've ever spread, and then I'm going to sue the heck out of them. And when I'm done, I'm gonna own Walmart.
