A dog refuses to let a man pet it after allowing a woman to, sparking an argument about gender identity. The man accuses the speakers of judging his gender and claims he's perceived as a threat for being an older white man. The speakers defuse the tension with humor.
If you're confused about your gender, this ISIS-capturing dog will help you out.
And a gal walked up to me and the young gal goes, can I pet your dog? I said, well, first, thank you for asking, because it says do not pet. And, and I said, sure, go ahead. So the girl's petting her and the guy standing next to her, when she was done, he went to pet her. And I went, oh, I wouldn't do that. He goes, why not? I said, well, she's not really trained to allow men to pet her. And sure as I'm sitting here, he, in a very loud voice, With a lot of people watching, goes, why are you judging my gender? And I was like, uh, because you're a guy. And he goes, you have no right to judge my gender. And everybody's watching now, and you know, I'm the older white man who's a threat to America, and I can feel the eyes. So I just go, well, okay, man. Hey, okay, better if you want. Chill inside, whichever gender you are.