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In this brief monologue, the speaker laments that their animal feed is openly accessible, attracting a wide range of wildlife—including possums, skunks, raccoons, rats, and even jokingly "Sasquatches." They name several household pets—Royal, Almanzo, Sabina (three cats), and Winnie—while expressing a specific worry that cows might wander into the feed area. To mitigate this, the speaker notes the presence of a gate designed to keep cows out.










