A comedic bit about the telltale signs of chicken obsession: losing count of your birds, keeping them in the front yard, and using sketchy sales tactics to protect them. Self-deprecating humor for anyone who's gone too deep into poultry.
You might be a crazy chicken lady if you have no idea how many chicks you have. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Pota beans! If you keep chickens in your front yard, you might be a crazy chicken lady. And if you rely on a used car sales tactic to protect your chickens, you might be a crazy chicken lady.
If I had to start my Homestead all over again, it could only pick one animal… 
