A short comedic/critical monologue where the speaker lists examples of incompetence observed in several countries (Mozambique, India, Norway) and rhetorically questions how much stupidity it would take to lose a million-dollar helicopter. The excerpt frames an anecdote about a costly helicopter loss as the central punchline.
You know, son, I've measured morons in Mozambique, investigated idiots in India and noted non skulls in Norway. And it never ceases to amaze me how the truly stupid can always find a new way to mess up ten thousand dollar bank. Breaking down isn't that stupid, sir? Ah, true. But what degree of idiocy does it take to lose a million dollar helicopter?
