A stranger keeps approaching the speaker on the street, speaking Russian and touching them without permission. The speaker doesn't know why this keeps happening or why people assume they're Russian, but they've accidentally picked up a few Russian words from the repeated encounters.
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It's really at this point I'm learning Russian because you just get like approached left and right here, people trying to speak Russian to me. I don't know how many times it happened on the street today. One, a man came up to me when I left my hotel speaking to me in Russian. He physically touched my body and I told him, don't touch me. And not like in a gross way, like he just, I don't know, tapping me or something. I'm not interested to talk to you, dude. And then the second time, I don't know, someone else speaking to me in Russian on the street. And then now just, I don't know, trying to hand me things in Russian or something. I just say, "No Russkiy, no Russkiy." At this point, I've learned the words "karashok," which means good, but I don't know what's going on. I'm not Russian.