GIRLFRIEND PLAYS DOTA 2 CHALLENGE

Now we're gonna do the intro. Intro. So since my girlfriend did the makeup challenge, now what I'm gonna do is she's gonna be playing Dota and I'm just gonna guide her along the process. Shall we begin?

Yes, I look like a nerd now, I can begin.

To make things more interesting, we're gonna do this ability draft.

What's that? What is that?

Let me change the ability draft.

What is that? As you can see right here, create a unique hero by drafting from a pool of abilities.

What is that?

Okay, do you know his Dota name is Fatty Donkey? So stupid. What kind of name is Fatty Donkey? Maybe I don't know how to play.

Now all you need to do is just wait to 10.

What is 10 players?

That's 5 against 5. So what I suggest you to do is on the microphone say, guys, I'm a noob because I'm a chick.

No, cannot. Oh, your punch! What's that? Of all the heroes, I don't know what you're saying.

You can choose any of the skills here at once.

I don't know what, what, what, what, what is all this? What is the most powerful one? Like, click one time, can die?

I don't know, you just have to choose this.

I am just going to pick the most colorful one.

The most colorful? You're going to pick the skill based on the—

how many can I pick? How many can I pick?

You can pick one, like to see. Someone's gonna pick that. There you go, permanent invisibility gone. What are you gonna pick next? It's your turn, pick something.

I'm clicking, I'm just double-clicking.

Single-click. Oh, I did.

What did I do? What did I do? I don't know, I cannot pick.

Press this button. I pressed that button.

So rubbish, ah, they all bully. What is this? Okay, I want to keep this one. I'm gonna keep this one. Fuck off, motherfuckers!

You better press on the microphone now that you're a noob.

Say it. I don't want to.

Say it.

I'm being forced to play this game. No, I don't know how to play this game. Oh, that's a freaking girl! What is it? What is it? I don't know.

What does the girl who's playing—

Oh my life! Oh my God, I don't know what she said.

You want dismember? Take dismember.

Your turn to pick.

Oh, game's beginning.

What am I supposed to do?

You're going to enter into the tournament. Someone needed a butcher.

What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?

Okay, right, right click is to follow, to move. But you have 6 unnecessary cards, so you can buy anything. This is the shop. No, don't What are you doing?

This is the shop, this is the shop.

We need to buy some items.

Buy what? Buy what?

Okay, I'll buy for you, I'll buy for you.

Faster, buy, faster, buy! People leaving!

Don't worry, there's only 1 minute.

No, people leaving me, I don't know where to go.

Okay, relax, relax.

Stop! Faster, why are you so slow? Baby, they all left me, they all left me. Where's this guy going? He's not good. I think this person don't know where to go. Look, he's going back.

He knows where to go.

30 seconds to battle.

And you can—

are we not battling now?

Hi!

Hi! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shit, where did that man— he went up.

So you have to go down.

This is— who's this?

I don't know. Why are you following him?

I don't know, because he looks like the only one that knows how to do something. Where's everybody else? The battle begins! Come box me! Where am I? Oh my God, oh my God, no!

Right here in the middle. Okay, so I guess I'm your Bob now. What the fuck are you guys doing, man?

I don't know, I'm just following, I'm just following.

Okay, and you're taking me. Good job, good luck, man. Put up a bit, put up a bit.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Move up, move up, the guy's attacking you.

I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. I'm gonna attack you back, stupid bitch, stupid bitch.

You can't see, I cannot see. You're supposed to press left. Right, right, yes!

Right click, right click! That's left click! Oh, both the same thing, ah? Yes!

And off a freaking Kill! Level up!

Level up! Where? Anything!

I don't know where to go. You got to be there.

You got to be there.

Get back!

Get back! I'm moving, I'm moving! Am I back? Am I back? Where am I?

Oh, it's here!

How do I get here? How do I get back here? What the fuck is this? What is this?

Just look at your freaking character's movement. That's the map.

Look, look, level up! I don't know.

Hit one of this thing. Hit it all. You got another one. You can hit another one.

Can I hit all?

No. Where am I? You're there.

Is everybody, everybody here? How do I get back here?

Just go look at this.

I am, but how do I get back here?

Why do you want to go here? You're taking the middle lane.

I don't know what's the middle lane. So where am I supposed to go?

Anywhere, it's up to you.

Ah, anywhere?

I'm just sipping on my water.

Means I don't have to stick with my team?

Rawr! Chewy! And to use this skill, you need to press W on the keyboard.

I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!

Eat some! To use the skill, use your left hand to press W on the keyboard!

I'm pressing, I don't know what am I doing? Eat your soup, child! I cannot see, I cannot see, I cannot see, I cannot see. What the heck? Why? Why? Why? Why? Stop! Stop! Nobody's attacking me!

You in full retard, man. I want to see what the guy say. Well, go back and play League. Okay, so report.

What's report?

You're going to Report me.

Report, report, baby.

See, my girlfriend is playing. Well, maybe should have her play with you. Good idea.

He's forcing me, I have no choice.

Sorry, no choice, my ass.

What? What?

Your cam.

Where the fuck am I? I don't play. Where are you? Where? Where am I? Hey, I don't know where am I. Your top tower is under attack. XO.

Wait, you did it again.

Fuck this shit, man. Fuck this shit. Baby, I cannot see la. I cannot see where am I. Why are you so retard, dude? I'm just gonna take out one black guy. Spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider. I died again. What's a punch? Am I alive? Am I not alive? Why am I back here again? Don't play me. Don't play me. Don't be messing with me. No one want to be messing with me. No, stop running away, running away, running away, running away. Run away, run away.

Devours me.

I— this thing— the leg.

It's not the leg.

I don't know why is my thing not walking any faster. I'm dead. Wait, I'm not even here. You're a fear of heights. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can't die.

I can't die. Yes, yes, yes! Now hit him, hit him!

I'm hitting, I'm hitting. They even know it's you.

They know it's you. GG, I guess. 1 to 12, at least you kill 1 person. Who you kill, ah?

I cannot even see, like, am I doing a bang or not? You need to— I don't play this game anymore lah. I'm just gonna stay here.

Melt.