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Soft Disclosure About REPTILIANS in 2009 Hulu Ad?

12 Jun 2022 · 0 min

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This is a short YouTube-hosted transcript of a scripted Hulu advertisement performed by Alec Baldwin. In a tongue-in-cheek monologue he jokes that TV "softens the brain like a ripe banana," promotes Hulu as a free streaming service delivering shows to portable computing devices "anytime, anywhere," and frames the service as an amusingly explicit alien plot to reduce human brains to "cottage cheese like mush" which the aliens will scoop and eat. A secondary speaker offers a brief interjection; the ad ends with the tagline that Hulu is "an evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy."

Hello, Earth. I'm Alec Baldwin, TV star. You know, they say TV will rot your brain. That's absurd. TV only softens the brain like a ripe banana. To take it all the way, we've created Hulu. Hulu beams TV directly to your portable computing devices, giving you more of the cerebral gelatinizing shows you want. Anytime, anywhere, for free.
I only act out because I want your love.
Mushy mush. And the best part is, there's nothing you could do to stop it. I mean, what are you gonna do? Turn off your TV and your computer? Once your brains are reduced to a cottage cheese like mush, we'll scoop them out with a melon baller and gobble them right on up. Oops. I think I'm drooling a little. Because we're aliens, and that's how we roll. Hulu, an evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy.