Kyle Ford offers a humorous take on moving stress, using heavy alliteration and playful imagery to argue you should accept help, skip the anger, and make practical choices instead of fighting the process.
Look, I get it. Just the idea of moving could make the mighty mastodon misplace a molar amidst anxious mastication. Even the most masochistic mogul would rather munch a bunch of mud than hear his mate's mansplain how to masterfully manage a dolly around a mid century mirror. Your mom managed to mix into the madness. Not to mention the bruised mandibles. A mass of mangled boxes guarantees. Make the most of the moment. Don't miss out and be mad. Take a friend's hand when it's offered, Bud. I mean, do what makes you money, sure, but not moving to mighty, that would be a mistake.
