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A comedian delivers a profanity-laced prayer asking God for money, new teeth and veneers, a wedding do-over, and a stepfather for their kids. It's equal parts desperate, sarcastic, and funny.
A comedian delivers a profanity-laced prayer asking God for money, new teeth and veneers, a wedding do-over, and a stepfather for their kids. It's equal parts desperate, sarcastic, and funny.
Heavenly Father, you know, I just asked you that we make a lot of money tonight. There's a lot of fucking Black youngsters coming through, and I— bitch, I need my ass done. I need some new teeth. Jesus, please don't let my baby dad come up in here and fuck up my money with his hoe ass. I'm gonna call his motherfucking PO on his ass. I'm fucking sorry, bitch. My kids need a motherfucking stepdad, so shit. Anybody else got something to pay for? Listen, my kids need a stepdad. I just want some new teeth. I need a new wedding. I need some new veneers. Oh yeah, and Jesus' name we pray. Amen.
