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In this monologue, Michael Horn reflects on his recent Forbes article about the role of lazy rivers on college campuses. He first defines a lazy river as a shallow, slow‑current water ride found in water parks and resorts, then questions whether such amenities are justified amid rising college costs. Citing research from the book Choosing College, co‑authored with Bob Mesta, Horn argues that despite public criticism, students actually desire upscale experiences—fancy dining halls, elaborate facilities, and amenities that make them feel part of an exclusive community. While these features can drive tuition inflation, Horn suggests the real challenge for institutions is to create lower‑cost “surprise and delight” experiences that satisfy student expectations without inflating the price tag. He frames the lazy river as a marketing tool that signals a premium campus experience, but urges colleges to find more affordable ways to achieve the same effect.

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