In this interview, the host introduces the viral 274‑night Royal Caribbean Ultimate World Cruise, which attracted massive attention on TikTok and Instagram as a real‑time reality show. While typical cruise drama and romance were expected, the conversation highlights unexpected challenges: the ship’s routing was repeatedly altered due to a war, volcanic activity, and an earthquake near Taiwan, and passengers were split along political lines during the U.S. election. Guest Mike Michalowicz reflects on how prolonged immersion in a confined community can intensify social dynamics, likening it to "Lord of the Flies" and noting the lack of escape once aboard. He also questions whether he would voluntarily enter such a situation, drawing a parallel to his hometown of Boonton as a metaphorical closed community.
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A viral 9-month world cruise saw plenty of drama, but not the kind you'd expect. There was a Royal Caribbean Ultimate World Cruise which lasted 274 nights and visited over 60 countries. It went viral on social media. A lot of passengers documented the journey on TikTok and Instagram. The cruise was dubbed a TikTok reality show due to its constant sharing of onboard experiences, both dramatic and mundane, by its 650 full-time passengers and online influencers. So there were some expected drama and romance type things, but the actual challenges came from external factors like— The Routing of the ship due to a war, volcanic activity, an earthquake near Taiwan, and political divisions on board regarding the US election.
It makes sense because that was a divisive election. It's a shame how divided a country we are. It's so interesting, the human experience in short stints. Like, if I was on a cruise ship for a week, I don't care about anyone else. If I'm immersed with someone for a long period of time, community is going to form. It's like Lord of the Flies, and that's how community forms. So I'm not surprised by that. I don't know if I would choose to insert myself in that situation because there's no escape. Here in our little town of Boonton, we are in that situation. This is a community. You can get the hell out of here. You're on that boat. You literally physically can't leave.
And what if you just don't like the community? What if there are no communities that you like? You're really, really stuck.
I know. Krista, my wife, says we're never going on a cruise. She has no appeal to it. And I'm like, well, why? She's like, first of all, like, disease spreads like wildfire. One person gets sick, everyone's sick. And then she pointed out, and Aaron pointed this out too, and now I start feeling this, it's gluttony is what it is. It's just like tons of booze and food. That's it. And like, you overeat and you overdrink. To me, I haven't gone on a cruise, so this is so judgy, but that's the elements of life I don't want to participate in. I also understand you're touring, you see things that you wouldn't see otherwise. I would love to go into Alaska and see the icebergs there. Maybe there's a version of cruise where the gluttony is removed.
