A door-to-door visitor sizes up a house and spots a large German Shepherd behind a fence he thinks is too short. He's wary of the dog, jokes he'd take a hit if it attacked, and warns against provoking it.
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You think it needs a new roof? All right. Oh, you're right. You are right. Let's freaking knock it. Looks like dirt or something on there. Who knows? Does look like kitty litter. Yeah, these things aren't a bad idea. You know, I don't have one, but it's a good idea. That dog isn't going to attack us. If it does, I'll take the hit. All right. It's a big dog, though. I wouldn't mess around with that dog. It's like a big old German Shepherd. I think we'd like probably blast through that glass if it wanted to. All right. Probably not home. It's a big old dog there. We're not trying to mess around here. My dear goodness. I'm not messing with you, buddy. We're not playing around here. See, that's— that's too— that fence needs to be higher, don't you think? It definitely needs taller fence.