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In a brief, tongue‑in‑cheek monologue, the speaker lists a series of absurd, humorous "valid" reasons for not using AI: being struck by lightning, reading the content in the year 1987, being Amish (or even abducted by the Amish), and the claim that Apple Intelligence is the only AI left. The segment uses satire to mock overly cautious or conspiratorial arguments against AI adoption, emphasizing the ridiculousness of such excuses.
