A stand-up monologue about a sexual encounter with an African woman, told with explicit language and racialized humor. The speaker describes the encounter in graphic detail and frames his reluctance to use protection as a metaphor for colonization.
So I'm asleep, y'all. She taps on the little hut. I'm like, "Oh shit, this is my time." This is, no, for real though, I'm like, "This is my time. I'm about, I've been wanting to get some African coochie coochie for a while," right? I follow her to her hut and shit. And she said, I said, "Oh shit, this bitch know what it is." She saw the dick, that's what it was. She saw that struggle dick. You know, that generational trauma dick is something else. She laid me down and she went to work, kinfolk. I just wanted some African coochie. I ain't know I was going to get an African blowjob. I said, this bitch, it's super head. Like, this is— I'm taking this bitch back to America with me. Like, this bitch is dope. And she sucking. I'm like, oh shit, oh shit, I gotta get this motherfucker. I gotta get her. And then she laid down just on her back and just— I said, what? Uh, what? Your musty ass, I know you don't think So I'm a real live American nigga. So I tried to put the condom on him— mm-mm-mmm! Bitch! This bitch is colonized. I was conflicted, y'all. Like, what the fuck do I do? I'm conflicted. What do I do? I want this pussy, but I don't want to eat that pussy. You ever been there? You ever go home with a woman and you like, I'mma fuck you, but I don't wanna, you know, okay, shit. So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna have to do it. 'Cause first of all, my goal was to give her some dick, but I didn't wanna give her no dick dick. Some of y'all slow in the back. See, dick means you're not gonna talk about me with your friends. Dig, dig, dig means you're gonna bust the windows out my car. So I ain't want to give her no dig, dig, dig, but it is what it is. So I said, and she was like, my name Onyx. I said, okay, bitch, Onyx. Okay, chocolate. I like this. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go Listen, I did it for y'all. All y'all Black men in here. I did it for us. Thank y'all. Thank y'all. And I kissed her on the neck. A little salty. A little salty. Start going down to a titty, like, little hairy. But I'm going down, y'all. I mean, I'm going the fuck down for America. My country, tears of thee, sweet land of koochie.
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