Giving the Gang 2 Weeks Notice #Comedy #Skit #funny #fun #cantgetright #viral #jokes #trending

19 Jul 2022 · 1 min

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In this short comedic monologue, the performer, speaking as a member of a gang, announces his intention to quit the group, humorously calling it a "two weeks notice." He jokes about the gang’s excessive violence, his own age and lack of toughness, and the absurdity of being sent to prison. He also makes playful references to a sorority, wearing glasses, and misspelling words on Facebook with a "K," using self‑deprecating humor and absurd exaggeration to satirize gang culture and online identity. The piece is delivered in an informal, conversational style, with repeated phrases for comedic effect, and ends with a rhetorical question about who should receive his notice.

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Giving the gang 2 weeks notice. Hey, what's up, y'all? Y'all, how y'all doing? Praise God. Uh, amen. Um, hey, don't really want to bother nobody. I just— I gave my— I don't want to be in the gang no more. I don't know how— if I'm supposed to get jumped out, but I don't really want to be here no more. Y'all, y'all too violent. Uh, I thank y'all for getting me to prison, but I want to— he should have got a break. I want to— something. Hey man, rush him, dog. A sorority. I want to be in something. That's for women, fool. I thought we were just gonna wear the same colors, but y'all going to jail. And really, I'm too old. Look, I ain't even that tough. You can have this back, really, because to be honest with you, I don't wear those glasses. I can't see nothing. I wear glasses now. I'm old. I'm old. See, I'm old. I'm old. Say, cuz, on Facebook, I spell stuff with a K. I don't know if that's wrong or right. So who do I give this to? Hell yeah, it's wrong. Is that one? Is that one?