Have you ever? #futurepartner #funny #fun #sanantonio

12 Feb 2026 · 1 min

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In this short, candid YouTube clip, Speaker A interrogates Speaker B about his lifelong sexual history, sarcastically suggesting that B has never experienced a partner who willingly gave sex out of genuine affection, but only performed for personal gratification. The exchange references teaching a son to use a condom, self‑learned sexual knowledge, and uses profanity and humor to challenge the authenticity of B’s claims, ultimately labeling B’s narrative as "fake." The dialogue is informal, comedic, and centers on themes of consent, authenticity in sexual relationships, and the use of humor to critique perceived dishonesty.

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Okay, I'm gonna ask you a question 'cause you seem to be giving us the answers we wanna hear. So my thing of it is, in all of your lifetime— Hold on one second, hold on one second. All of your lifetime that you've been having sex after you taught your son how to put the condom on, remember? I didn't teach him that. But hold on.
Some things you learn on your own. Some things you self— But yes it is, yes it is. I wanna ask you a question. Well, he asked me, so I talked to him. So here's my question to you.
In all the years you've been having sex or making love or however you, you know, whatever. Ain't nobody making love, nigga, we grown. We goose. Okay. So here's my thing. You've never ever had a woman that you felt that when you, you know, wanted some and she just gave you some because y'all were in a relationship, it was your wife, it was your girlfriend. So you're telling me that all the years you've been having sex, that they wanted to give it to you?
Yes.
That's all fake. I'm sorry.
How can you have sex with somebody? Now hold up, hold up. How can you have sex with somebody who don't wanna have sex? Easy. She faking it. She really don't want it. But that's different. She said yeah, you ain't classifying me. No, she's not. No, you know I don't want that dead shit. That's just dead. I don't want that dead shit.