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26 Jun 2025 · 2 min

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In this comedic sketch, Speaker A vents his mixed feelings about his adult children. He recounts trying to take his 30‑year‑old son to a strip club, only to be rebuffed because the son claims to be a Christian waiting for marriage, which the father finds absurd and disappointing. The father then reveals that his daughter has come out as gay and is actively dating a woman, which he humorously claims gives her "more pussy" than his son. Throughout, the dialogue is peppered with profanity, exaggerated sarcasm, and a casual, conversational tone, highlighting generational and gender expectations, the clash between religious conservatism and modern sexuality, and the use of shock humor to explore family dynamics.

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I'm disappointed in some shit, for real. I'm disappointed in some shit. Like, my son— I love my oldest son, but if I can tell the truth, the nigga kind of strange.
Now, fuck y'all, y'all got some strange kids too.
I ain't no sense just me. I love him, but he a little, you know, a little off a little bit. I mean, he's not a good kid. Like, he's not into drugs or anything. He's working. He's a good dude. But when he turned 30, I went up to Dallas. I said, hey son, I want to take you to the strip club. He's like, nah, Dad, I don't want to do that. I said, what you mean? I'm paying everything. They going to go to this strip club, they going to put some girls on your lap, we going to have a good time. He said, no, Dad, I'm a Christian.
I said, well, son, there's going to be Christians in there too. So he said, no, Dad, I don't think you understand. I don't have sex.
I said, what do you mean? He said, I'm waiting till I get married. I said, nigga, you don't even have a girlfriend yet. Like, how the fuck? He said, no, I don't think you understand. I said, son, you're 30 years old. These are your best years. The dick don't get no better, it gets worse as you get older. He's like, "Nah, Dad, I'm going upstate." I'm like, "Damn, that's fucked up." I saw him fucking. Broke my heart. But what got me is I recently found out my daughter came out the closet. She has a girlfriend. You know what blew my mind? My daughter get more pussy than my son.