Men wish they had.

22 Jul 2026 · 1 min

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In this brief, informal monologue, the speaker laments the limited economic opportunities for men in sex work, expressing a wish that they possessed female genitalia ('coochie') so they could sell sexual services. The speaker contrasts this imagined advantage with the reality that male genitalia ('dingaling') are not marketable in the same way, using colloquial and provocative language to highlight gendered disparities in sex work economics.

Y'all better quit dogging these women when they, you know, use that coochie to make money. I don't want to work either. If I had some coochie, I'll sell it for real, right? Dingaling don't, you know, dingaling don't really— it don't sell like coochie. Like, I'm, you know, you don't really see too many guys walking the stroll selling dingaling. I wish I had some side coochie where I could sell. We can't get it right.